Oh, Hoff!
So, this past Saturday, while you were guzzling down boxes of Franzia in between bites of a greasy ass cheeseburger while lounging topless on your kitchen floor, The Hoff was doing the same thing. Although, once again, The Hoff took the drunkery to a whole new level! Radar says The Hoff abused the booze bottle a little too much and checked out. According to their sources, The Hoff's 16-year-old daughter Hayley, who has been down this fuckery before, found him unconscious in his Encino home.
Pamela Bach, The Hoff's estranged ex-wife, drove over to his house after her daughter called for help. Pamela then drove The Hoff's boozed and broken ass to Cedars-Sinai. Radar's sauces (typo and it stays) say The Hoff was "barely breathing" and close to going off to the great big open bar in the sky before doctors got to him. The Hoff was registered with an alochol level of .39. This is his seventh time going to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. He was later released back into the wild.
Yesterday, The Hoff's spokeswhore laughed off the story that he abused the sweet of nectar of the gods. She says the reports were totally exaggerated and The Hoff is doing fine. The Hoff's lawyer tells TMZ that he thinks Pamela leaked the story to Radar.
Normally, my advice would be "use, don't abuse," but The Hoff needs to step away from the liquor cabinet completely. They aren't friends anymore. Have a Crystal Light instead. I mean, a .39?! I know Wino hits that in her sleep, but most of our livers would have put up the white flag at .20.
And imagine that epic soul-killing hangover?! No amount of Emergen-C or Menduo could fix that.
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I have no sympathy for alcoholics, especially ones with the money to get themselves help. me thinks he likes the attention he gets from his family when he "checks out."
my dad was a drunk and they fuck up their kids big time! i have no sympathy
Damn! The Hoff needs to get off the sauce. I feel sorry for his children. Alcoholism can be treated. This jackass needs to wake up and work a program of recovery. He may not be responsible for having the disease of alcoholism, but he is responsible for getting treatment for it.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:27pm.
Exactly. And it's not like The Hoff couldn't get his attention whore fix on an island, too. Look at Wino. She's a good example of drug/alcohol fuel attention whoring on an tropical island.
Hoff was buzzed, so his ex said, "Jump in my car."
So the ex drives him to the hospital to get this sob some help & he tells TMZ that she leaked the story, what to make him look bad? She shoulda left his fat fucking ass face down in the kitchen floor. AND another thing, what is the deal with him, booze & the kitchen floor?
He and his spokeswhore can deny it all they want. I feel bad for his children.
The weird thing is Hoff is insanely wealthy (mainly from Baywatch): something like a billionaire pre-divorce. I know he has at least one kid who's about 20 now, cuz we used to see them at a Valley preschool. He could go off to some lovely tropical island like Richard Branson, have fulltime detox staff, and live well for the next 30 years.
Hoff needs to be on "Intervention." He could totally be on the episode when Jeff Van Vonderwhatever comes back! That would be so kick ass. Obviously, this guy wasn't made for old age.
151? ACK
I only had a shot of that once & I was ridiculously silly for hours. Not fun.
The Hoff is going to give a live interview to TMZ and clear up what really happened.
paris herpes - I don't drink 151! That's for sure! Never again!
M.E., OMG I've had mixed drinks with Rum 151 and I ended up in the pool with my clothes on. And I only had two or three of those drinks too...I couldn't imagine an entire bottle though! A .3 is totally nuts and dangerous. Do you still drink?
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
I wonder if I hit that Saturday nite...most people would pass out at a .39. Hoff needs to head to rehab before he kills himself, geez!
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
For everyone saying they've blown over .5 on a BAC test. you're full of shit.
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Makes you wonder why alcohol is legal, but other things aren't...
"I think a fair question would be to ask why the daughter didn't call 911? It's not as if taking him herself is gonna change the publicity."
That's called being Daddy's Little Helper. If she called 911, there would have been a tape of it and a risk of the neighbors seeing the ambulance carting the Hoff off. If she drove him, it's plausible deniability. He has a serious problem, and I hope he gets help for it.
My father's brother died after an alcoholic bender and like the Hoff, he was no slouch when it came to the drinking. He was a hardcore alcoholic, but he finally took it too far. Incidentally, he was about Hoff's age when he died.
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I've had a couple alkies in my life. It's like their bodies aren't calibrated right becuz, for reals, I can't drink that much without just simply NOT wanting anymore. At some point I just feel polluted and can't do it anymore...and I was been pretty drunkenly during a not SO brief period of my life. But I could never drink as frequently or as much as all that....
I knew one guy who lived pretty long and happy but he seemed WAY more drunk (and grumpy!) when he was sober, which was only once or twice in the whole time I knew him. His mind went. Poof! But not til the very end really - that was a tough year for all of us....
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I know nothing about alcoholism, so I won't even try to address it. In my family we have nicotine addiction and being bitchy and evil to our own siblings. Oh, and cancer.
I love the word "estranged." When I young and waiting for my mom at the beauty salon, I would read Rona Barrett's Hollywood about separated couples and it would say "estranged wife" and I thought the word meant "psychotic." Which probably most exes are at one point or another.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:33am.
If you have to deal with an alcoholic regularly, you don't NEED to exaggerate their shenanigans.
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Tru dat, Hekki. My dad was an alcoholic and called what Hoff was doing, "Shutting my eyes for a little while." He would do this while driving somewhere, also - with me in the car, riding shotgun. He'd pull over and Take a Little Nap for about an hour. He's dead now. Cancerous brain tumor took him down. He drank until the end!
But it's not true that everyone can kick alcoholism. One of my friends was a true alcoholic - she hated it but couldn't quit. Her liver quit on her and now she's gone.
I've seen it all. One of my family members is in a hospital right now, a vegetable. He drank every day for 25 years and started having seizures. Now his mind is completely gone.
Whether you can quit drinking or not, these are some of the things that can happen. Not to mention the car accidents that don't kill you but merely leave you disabled for the rest of your life.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:34am.
I don't know why that made me laugh as hard as it did, but thank you. I needed that.
This is some sad shit. A lot of drunks just don't get it, then they die - destroying mf ers on the way. Get help Hoff! AA, SMART, SOS, a shrink... something.
Fucking light weight.
Working in the ER, we had a "frequent flyer" alcoholic/insulin dependent diabetic who would routinely roll in with a 0.5 ETOH level and a 1000 glucose reading. Walking/raising hell and being an annoying mother fucker.
Asshole would DRIVE himself to the ER.
The human body can take a lot of abuse for a while.
Hoff, MAKE THE CALL!
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Hekki> I don't think you're being argumentative. Those are all goods points. :) I was just trying to give The Hoff the benefit of the doubt, esp. w. that supposed BAC!
I think that "typo and it stays" is going to be my new mantra at work~ thanks MK!
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I had to drink 24/7. It happens in late stage alcoholism. I was able to quit, but it took a doctor and my willingness to do so.
You cannot hit a .39 unless you've built yourself up to that. Otherwise, you're dead. .39 means coma for non-alcoholics.
What? No fuckin' cheeseburger?
When I was 19, I pulled a retard and drank almost an entire bottle of 151. Wound up in the ER getting my stomach pumped and I think if I remember, my BA was .3
NOT GOOD. I was unconsious, gurgling on my own vomit. NEVER AGAIN!
How has the Hoff continued to work when he probably has to drink 24/7 at this point? He's fucking disgusting and a joke. No sympathy from me whatsoever. He's at the level of a Hohan ONLY WORSE because he pulls this shit in front of his children. At least Linds doesn't have kids. *shudder*
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I can think of at least three hospitals closer to Encino than Cedars, one being UCLA. Strange they drove so far.
As a recovering alcoholic...A .39 would kill normal people but surviving a number like that is proof of a long-standing problem. I have hit a .7 and still been concious. You get used to it. If the Hoff hit a .39 and was still breathing, he's been doing this for awhile.
I am a recovering alcoholic. Having a BAC of 0.39 ws a regular, everyday thing for me. I didn't seek medical attention until it got up into the 5's. I once blew a 0.68 and was still walking, talking and lucid.
Someone asked wouldn't he have been puking? No, not if he's a harcore alkie. I never threw up.
Someone else mentioned that alcoholics process alcohol differently. That is quite true.
When you are a harcore drinker,y ou get to the point where you have to keep drinking in order to keep from going into withdrawls. If that happens, if you are lucky, you will just have a seizure and feel like death. People do die from alcohol withdrawl.
I hope Mr. Hoff gets the treatment he needs.
A friend of mine called me from a restaurant last week telling me that The Hoff was there and he was soooooo drunk that they had to carry him out because he couldn't walk. This was last Tuesday night, so today's posting doesn't surprise me.
DAMN you, mitch buchannon!
That shit will be coming out of his pores for weeks to come! The thought of that smell makes me nauseated..............shiver.
Yesterday, I was holding a house open for a friend of mine that is a realtor. These two men (early 30's) came in and one of them had that alcohol smell. Just repulsive!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:19am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:15am.
Is that what he was drinking? People like him piss me off. I realize that addiction is a disease but it IS possible to break it. But people like him have everything - money, beautiful kids, fame - and they do shit like this. I don't get it.
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Submitted by mharker on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:13am.
Not if you're a serious alcoholic. Your tolerance goes up the more you regularly drink.
That's what it is. An ordinary person would die at 0.39. I also think a drunk's busted liver stops metabolizing the alcohol, so more goes into the blood stream.
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thank god you're okay.
Hekki, I hears you. I was out drinking back in the day with this guy who insisted I do a shot. I told him I would puke, but he kept bugging me.
on the way home I puked out his truck. I TOLD YOU, ASSHOLE.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73:"Do you think she's exaggerating, since she's the ex and all? Maybe she wants custody of the kid. Not that he's not a drunk (I saw the video!), but still..."
Not to be argumentative, but I doubt she's exaggerating. If you have to deal with an alcoholic regularly, you don't NEED to exaggerate their shenanigans. I wouldn't be surprised if she leaked the story, though. She probably helped out because her daughter was distressed.
I doubt that custody is a motivation here at all. The daughter is 16 and can probably see her mom any time she wants, especially if dad is drunk all the time.
I feel bad for that kid.
'Morning, hwores & he-skanks. Dang- .39...
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Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Submitted by christine the hoff: "that was my question, wouldn't you puke long, long before you took in that much booze?"
You'd think, right? In my experience, I've only puked from straight alcohol, consumed in great quantities in a short period of time. I have had nights where I drank 8 vodka tonics over the course of several hours and didn't barf. And one time I did 3 vodka shots in an hour and was sick as a dog. But that's just me, and I don't do that shit anymore.
But I think alcoholics' bodies have a different relationship/reaction to alcohol than the rest of us. I'm sure at this point, The Hoff NEEDS alcohol - he has a dependence. One of the things I learned here at Dlisted is that, for a serious alkie, withdrawal from alcohol can kill.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:22am.
I believe running that cop off the road saved my life. I have gotten drunk since then, but never THAT drunk.
The judge that sentenced me to a year on probation and drunk-driving classes was a huge lush who was a regular at the restaurant I worked at. He'd come in for lunch and have 3-4 scotches.
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Oh, Deb, how awful! Good thing no one got hurt!
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:15am.
I guess David must have had around 16-20 beers or so?
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Is that what he was drinking? People like him piss me off. I realize that addiction is a disease but it IS possible to break it. But people like him have everything - money, beautiful kids, fame - and they do shit like this. I don't get it.
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For the inquiring minds out there, here's the tale of my one and only DUI at age 20.
A friend and I split a 6-pack. Then we decided to go out to dinner. I had a vodka martini first, then we split a bottle of wine. Then I had a Gran Marnier or two, then some cocktail I can't remember. I drove because I thought SHE was too drunk. I vaguely remember driving fast down the center of the road, and an oncoming car swerving to avoid us. Unforch, the oncoming car was a police car. I fell down during the field sobriety test. I was busted and taken to the police station. By blood alcohol was .18.
At my DUI hearing, there were 9 of us. The only one who had a higher blood-alcohol content at .19 was a guard at Gratersford prison.
I can't IMAGINE being twice as drunk as that!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:09am.
that was my question, wouldn't you puke long, long before you took in that much booze?
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Either that or pass out and puke and die choking on your own vomit. Dude needs some serious rehab. Poor kid :(
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ahh. I knew that, but shit, twenty beers. unless he pukes and then continues.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:56am.
Here's a site where you can test it: Apparently depends on what gender you are and what your weight/ height is.
http://www.insure.com/articles/carinsurance/blood-alcohol-calculator.htm...
But yeah, they're not making all this alcohol percentage, units (that we have in the UK) transparent for us.
I guess David must have had around 16-20 beers or so?
Dude musta been chugging directly from a bottle of vodka or some other shit like that.