Maggie Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard
Droopy-faced Maggie Gyllenhaal married beardy-faced Peter Sarsgaard in Italy over the weekend which means that if she took his last name she is now Maggie Gyllenhaal-Sarsgaard. That also means Maggie has taken all the As. There's no more As to give. If you wanted to name your kid Areola or Asshat, don't be surprised when you're told that it's not available because Maggie took all the As.
Anyway, the lumpy bed bug-ridden mattresses made it legal in Brindisi, Italy on Saturday in a small ceremony. They have been together since 2002 and have a 2-year-old daughter.
Of course, Jakey Poo was there. He loves to squeal at wedding! I'm sure he made the purdiest little flower girl ever. Throwing flowers is really his true calling. Reese also tagged along, because someone had to be there to zip up Jakey's leotard and fluff his tutu before he skipped down the aisle.
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TNT, the only one being tacky around here is you.
mzharley, it's laughable that you believe that pathetic bullshit but maybe if you didn't you would know that Jake has done some great movies.
I know she's ugly as shit, but I have such a huge girl crush on her. Idk why. I loved her in secretary. I could listen to her talk for days and days. sickening, I know. I'm ashamed.
"I had to laugh when I heard on the radio 'Celebrity couple gets married and manages to do it under the radar' Uh, I doubt anyone was watching out for it."
As one of the few people on earth who's interested in their wedding, I can confirm this is absolutely true. To say that they kept it private is positive spin, there is zero demand for these two. As soon as this falls off page one, the "lumpy bed bug-ridden mattresses" (lulz!) are on their way back into the basement with Solange.
Jakey brought his fugly beard to the wedding?
Tacky.
Ugly face Ugly fur.
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Maggie has managed to make both lingerie and light bondage unappealing. That's not easy.
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That being said, I can't stomach droopy face and beardsley. And I had to laugh when I heard on the radio "Celebrity couple gets married and manages to do it under the radar" Uh, I doubt anyone was watching out for it.
Am I the only one happy they got married? I think they're both weird enough to make it work; besides, who else would want to marry either one of them?
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I'll watch Maggie in pretty much anything. Can't say the same for her brother, Toothy Tile.
But why in seedyportvillagehell are they getting hitched in Brindisi?!?!! Been there. Even the Italians call it a hole. *shakes head*
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Is that fur she's wearing.
Bitch.
He was so cute in "K71." What happened?
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Is this Saarsgaaaarrrd related to the hottie who plays Eric on Trueblood?
She looks like a damn fool with that fur on. I hope it comes back to life and smacks the fug out of her.
That made me laugh! She took all the A's! Now can she bury that dead coat? RIP.
Good to see some great actors + people featured here.
I see them quite often in Brooklyn, they're very down to earth people.
Maggie's not your traditional Hollywood beauty but she's definitely something special, I personally think she's very pretty.
As for Peter's beard, it's for a Chekhov play he's performing in Nyc right now.
he needs to lose the beard and cut the hair. why fight the hot???
All the A's in her name need to go on strike for reals. Are they both Swedish or something?
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
Oh right, and one of Maggie's favorite stories to tell is how she's descended from royalty. This chick beats Gwyneth Paltrow in the all-around. Man oh man, she's no slouch.
Maaaaaaagie Gyllenhaaaaaaal-Saaaaaaaarsgaaaaaaaard is one of those people I just cannot stand. Can't stand her acting and she is just fugly as fugging fug to me. I could not believe two hot men (Bale and Eckhart) would fight over this fugness.
I am super shallow today, and I don't give a shit.
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naw.. they seem very cool. they do a drop in at my daughters ballet class in brooklyn. usually come together & very attentive. ramona's a button & sarsgaard is hot - very heath ledger hot & tall. better looking in person.
Come on people. There are far worse couples out there than these two., Let's not hate for the sake of hate, that's just lame ass..
I don't mind these two bitches, hope they are happy together. They are both talented and keep their business out of the papers.
"Sleezy Brindisi"? I sure hope it's improved since my Eurail pass days...
I agree that Maggie comes off as kind of a beyotch, but maybe she's a nice enough beyotch in real life if you knew her, who knows?
i didn't see batman but i saw her in stranger than fiction (with will farrell, emma thompson, dustin hoffman) and found her strangely sexy. she also reminds me of someone who might have been a beauty in the 20s.
i love the name gyllenhaal-scarsgaard (plus don't forget the two g's in maggie).
Submitted by TheDrizzle on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:29am.
Oh, Maggie is super fucking pretentious, and I love ragging on pretentious people. (I feel it is my solemn duty as I'm taking lessons from Our Patron Saint of Bitchery and Glamour Joan Collins.) I actually liked Maggie in Batman better than Katie (less dead behind the eyes, more cunty). I fucking love that scene where she says to him all smarmy, "If you turn yourself in, they're not gonna let us be together." And I love it how she dresses oddly, I think of her sort of as a jolie laide. It's a total attraction/repulsion kind of thing. But I basically agree with you. That rude snatch! Loves it.
She is pure fug. Whoever made her Batman's love interest should be fired.
boring..
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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In Batman when Christian Bale told Maggie Giddyup she was beautiful I cracked up laughing (as did others in the audience).
Ugly ass, stuck-up, hyphenatin' skank.
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Married? Sorry Peter trips my gaydar. He is so fey. Cannot be straight. sorry.
And his beard.. i noticed this trend with mountain man beards. A few years ago it was goatee/soul patch and now i guess this is the new thing. It's heinous and aging and should be reserved for men with cleft palates.
i'm glad they mated within their own species.
Mixing Anthropithecus Pirate-odytes with Homo Erectus (yeah, that includes YOU, MK) could lead to mindboggling results.
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While I love any kind of actress in Hollywood today who isn't an obvious useless whore, I can't get on the Maggie bandwagon. I agree that her 9/11 comments were cunty. She has a history of saying profoundly pretentious things and dropping in $3 works into her already off-putting quotes. And, although I think Katie Holmes is a trainwreck, Maggie's comments about her in "Batman" were super rude and again, cunty:
“I’m not walking into Katie Holmes’ performance,” Gyllenhaal said, reports WENN. “I’m thinking of it as an opportunity to play somebody who’s alive and smart. Chris (Nolan the director) asked me to do this because he wanted me, not because he wants some generic lady in a dress.”
And, Maggie SUCKED in Batman. And, vis-a-vis her quote above, I only wish Maggie looked good in any dress ever -- as we've seen on GoFugYourself.com, which has extensively covered her unique sense of style:
http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/maggie_gyllenhaal/
Scroll down and visit page 2 and 3. There's one comment in which the editors note that she always looks beat / as if she just came from the gym at premieres and events.
And, her Agent Provocateur ads made my eyes bleed:
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/09/maggie-gyllenhaal-was-a-bad...
You know, all this horrible sense of fashion and droopiness I could handle, if she's wasn't a pretentious, rude snatch.
"That also means Maggie has taken all the As. There's no more As to give."
That was really funny and made my day. I remember when Petey was on SNL and there was a skit that they did where he was invited to speak at a Pirate conference b/c Sarsgaard is fun to say in a Pirate voice. It was something like that. Very funny.
They're both good actors. Who gives a rat's arse if she said something vaguely controversial after 9-11 that gave Ann Coulter a hard-on? She was at least half right. America has done some really reprehensible things (true), but even if our leaders have been a bunch of SOBs since Lincoln, we're not responsible for a bunch of loons killing 3000 of us.
I just hope that ugly fur she's wearing didn't come off a real animal. Come on, Maggie, if you're so concerned about America doing reprehensible things, sanctioning the killing of a bunch of animals so that you can wear an ugly fur is doubly reprehensible. And, yeah, unlike America, you ARE responsible, if one day a bunch of minks attack you and eat you for lunch.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:21am.
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Hekki, 100% in agreement. They do their own thing and don't give a shit about constant publicity and attention.
joe shmoe, HA HA HA!!! Sick! Now I have that image in my head!
i forgot about her 9/11 remarks. stay the fuck in italy, beeyotch.
Ugh! I hate those pubic beards!!! Food gets stuck in them. It also renders certain *intimate* activities difficult & messy. So I've heard.
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I want to shave everything in this picture. Also, I fear for their baby. This genetic combo is bound to be a MESS.
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I love Jake, don't give a shit what anyone else thinks. He is sexy and talented!
Congrats to Maggie and Peter, love them too.
Well, at least they finally got married. I was beginning to wonder if they were going to be "engaged" forever.
There's no where for my eyes to run in this picture. YIKES all around.
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Maggie's cunty 9/11 remarks > Gwyneth's cunty 9/11 remarks
These two both have very annoying faces and mannerisms.
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Oh my god, I had to read that four times out loud before I got it. Then I laughed out loud. Good one!
He can do so much better than her! She is just plain fugly.
Normal folks get married in their hometown or where they work, so people can attend the wedding without too much effort. Hollywood folks get married in Italy, cuz taking time off to fly there on a whim is no problem for their guests. Plus, a local wedding would be so pedestrian.
She's from NYC and she's down-to-earth, take the subway kind of gal. They don't bother me like Fishsticks does.
I'm surprised they went to Italy. Would have been nice to give the city some of the cash. I'm sure it would have been greatly appreciated.
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Maggie acting > Jakey acting. They remind me of Joan and John Cusack. I like Joan's acting, all John does is stand there.
meh. who cares. pretentious twats.
Like: "my cousin's baby was just diagnosed with Maggie Gyllenhall-Sarsgaard Syndrome"