The Way Of The Crackie
You can't keep a good drunktard down! A couple of days ago, Wino collapsed in St. Lucia, because that's what she does on a daily basis. We call it "passing the fuck out," she calls it "taking a sweet sweep nap." And her spokeswhore calls it "dehydration." After Wino kissed the floor, she was taken to the hospital, but was released a quick minute later. The Sun says that Wino went straight from her IV drip to the bottle. Wino was seen replenishing her fluids at a bar at the Le Sport resort.
Well, it is a scientific fact that booze cures the thirsties, cleanses your organs, kills germs and makes baby kittens smile. So this is just what the doctor ordered! Speaking of, I feel like I'm going to need an Emergen-C-tini soon. This morning, I woke up feeling like I might have the sicks in a bad way. Don't say the OINK word.....
Here's the Crackie Kid showing off her moves with her bodyguard yesterday. Crack off, crack on!
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shes got good legs though when they aren't shedding
Wow! Such flexibility for a chemical receptacle!! Awesomeness!
~~~~Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.~~~~
i can smell her stankness from here..
Dam im jealous, must be nice to practically live at La Sport.
She is still there? Lucky.
Wonder if she washed her nasty ass feet before slipping on the red heels.
she can't fight the demons...they're in her head
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Maybe she's doing some yoga poses. Who knows...the way of the crackie indeed! LOL!
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
This bitch really does have nine lives.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 12:07pm.
lmao! the dr. pepper crackie pirate jig! hahaaa!
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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:58am.
Hey angel!
yes, i remember that commercial! but i don't know from where or why?! was i stoned and watching SNL?!
can't. stop. thinking. about pirates! arrggg!
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Her crackie pirate jig is PERFECT for that song! Dr. Pepper:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQPN3UKQM-U
She fits right in! LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:58am.
Hey angel!
yes, i remember that commercial! but i don't know from where or why?! was i stoned and watching SNL?!
can't. stop. thinking. about pirates! arrggg!
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On the upside, at least her shorts cover her lady parts.
Fucking gross.
Tuck that shit in and keep it down for a while.
Submitted by missy on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:57am.
Snap. Guess I'm crazy too. Still the first cd to go on when cooking.
Love her messed up ass.
Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:51am.
that's not a bad karate kick for a drunken pirate wench
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I'm a pirate, he's a pirate, she's a pirate, they're all pirates; wouldn't you like to be a pirate too?!
Be a pirate!
Smoke yourself a crack pipe!
Be a pirate!
Smoke yourself a crack pipe!
:)
Amember that commercial?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
I still have mad love for her.
Im fucked up, I know.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
A drunken, crazed Wino learning how to kick harder and more accurately is NOT necessarily a good thing.
that's not a bad karate kick for a drunken pirate wench
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Submitted by harrybalsac on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:09am.
Wino & the Hoff in drunken deathmatch, I'd pay to watch that.
LMAO!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
Bitch is been there too long
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsT2i0w3bv8
Sheeps: hahahaha gray belt! The gray belt brings out the yellow in her eyes, so why would she bother going any further?
How did her rotten leg heal up so fast?
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:01am.
Bodyguard in pic #3: "Yeah, bitch is out already. I thought fo' sho' I'd get a three day weekend. What she doin' now? Bitch thinks she can do the ka-rat-tay. Yeah I know, I need another job."
hahahaha. As far as karatay, she's been stuck at the same gray belt the last two years.
Wino & the Hoff in drunken deathmatch, I'd pay to watch that.
Bodyguard in pic #3: "Yeah, bitch is out already. I thought fo' sho' I'd get a three day weekend. What she doin' now? Bitch thinks she can do the ka-rat-tay. Yeah I know, I need another job."
I'm curious as to why she needs a bodyguard..isn't it the people of St. Lucia that need protecting?
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
This bitch is NASTY!
She's discusting, with that burn on her leg, and everything else. That body guard must get a whole $7 an hour if. I'd be on the phone too.
It looks like her foot is trying out for a role in "I Walked with a Zombie". I think her bodyguard needs to protect her from herself and not others.
I never want to have to see Wino again. I wish her album had never existed so I didn't have to see pictures of her looking like a feral creature with leprosy in St. Lucia every god damn day.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
imagine the poor souls who saved up, FOR YEARS to have a holiday in this place, and they get there and have to burn their eyes and noses from the vision/stench combo she has going on.
I'd get a refund. pfft.
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Fucka doodle-do.
MK wrote: "You can't keep a good drunktard down!"
shouldn't it be "You can't keep a good drunktard up!" ?
She just made me think of that old bag of bones Mick Jagger.
What style of fighting is that? Krack Kwan Do or Crakitsu?
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
What must the good people of St. Lucia think with this haint possessing the island. Do they scare their children with :"If you don't behave, the boogeyman Amy is gonna get ya and smoke you in a big pipe" ?
How does a person "work out" every day and still have all that loose skin and look so skinny fat?
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
Submitted by Mother Superior on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:33am.
Oh my sweet Lord, what fungus is growing on her foot sole????
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I think it might be this magical thing called wet sand.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:48am.
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Hahahah...oh loozer, that song will be playing in my head for the rest of the day now.
But with the new lyrics of course.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:38am.
The disgusting thing about her "fuck me" outfit is that all she did was change tops & put on shoes.
She dided her hair, too. But those are hot shoes, no? I bet the bar has a "dress code."
Amy was Kung Fu Fighting
That Crackie was as fast as lightning
In fact it was a litte bit frightening
But she fought with expert timing...
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Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
Say what you will, but it takes extreme talent to be going on 6 months in a tropical paradise and still look rotten.
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Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
we alreadty have the swine flu...gawd only knows what outbreak is waiting to claw it's way out of amy's crotch...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
I sense a theme today. So far we've got Hof on board for Celebrity Rehab. Adding Crackie would be the Holy Grail in casting.
Everytime I see a pic of Wino, I want to yell, take a friggin bath, exfoliate, scrub, douche and lather that body in some nice lotion! Hell, forget "expensive" lotion.........nivea would work wonders! She always looks filthy.
How does she still have money to maintain this lifestyle? She hasn't worked in years now.
p.s. If I was looking to support a young man from us with no discernable skills, I wouldn't pick one who advertised himself as a "piccolo".
So what does this person do? Live off the fumes of her previous career? She needs to fuck off already.
The disgusting thing about her "fuck me" outfit is that all she did was change tops & put on shoes. Same shorts she was "working out" in. I bet they smell lovely.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:30am.
Her best weapon is her lack of hygiene. I'd be afraid to shake her hand, let alone mug her.
Woooorrrd.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Little Crackhopper.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?