The Way Of The Crackie
You can't keep a good drunktard down! A couple of days ago, Wino collapsed in St. Lucia, because that's what she does on a daily basis. We call it "passing the fuck out," she calls it "taking a sweet sweep nap." And her spokeswhore calls it "dehydration." After Wino kissed the floor, she was taken to the hospital, but was released a quick minute later. The Sun says that Wino went straight from her IV drip to the bottle. Wino was seen replenishing her fluids at a bar at the Le Sport resort.
Well, it is a scientific fact that booze cures the thirsties, cleanses your organs, kills germs and makes baby kittens smile. So this is just what the doctor ordered! Speaking of, I feel like I'm going to need an Emergen-C-tini soon. This morning, I woke up feeling like I might have the sicks in a bad way. Don't say the OINK word.....
Here's the Crackie Kid showing off her moves with her bodyguard yesterday. Crack off, crack on!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
This chick cracks me up. I'd like to hang out with her for about an hour. That's all. Just an hour. Any longer and it'd get old. But it could be entertaining.
Kung Fu Cracko
I'll bet she has single-handedly reduced the tourist population of St. Lucia.
Oh my sweet Lord, what fungus is growing on her foot sole????
I just noticed her "fuck me" outfit in the last thumbs. I wonder if the bodyguards are there to force the objects of her lust to come quietly.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Her best weapon is her lack of hygiene. I'd be afraid to shake her hand, let alone mug her.
wow she looks so classy and refined in that ensemble
a sophisticated lady, without a doubt
If she plays her cards right, she and Hoff could totally room together.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
I'll say it again. I covet Amy's life in the Caribbean, but she can her liver.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
wino can't die soon enough for me.