Monday, May 4th 2009

Back To The Unemployment Line For Basement Baby


Beyonce was kind enough to give Basement Baby a summer job as a light switcher on her tour and this is the thanks she gets?! At a show in Rotterdam, Sasha Fierce's wig nearly blew off her head when SOMEONE (wink wink nudge nudge) failed to turn on the lights at the right time. This prompted Sasha to sing "LIGHTS! Somebody's gonna get fired" (at the 0:45 mark) before she continued to have an ass seizure onstage.

Well, Basement Baby got her shot and effed it up. We know who's back in the basement this morning, fighting with her mouse friends over the last biscuit crumb.

And after watching that clip above, why do I feel like I've seen this show before in front of Treasure Island in Las Vegas.?

(Thanks Fadhil)

Posted by: Michael K


Freak Speely's picture

Hefty Hefty Cinch Sack Fierce is a fucking cunt and I think it's hilarious she wears so many different weaves that she's the black Jessica Simpson, complete with creepy stage daddy.

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Ginalicious's picture

This stupid ho again? I find her look and music very generic. Does she really think she's giving her fans a great show? That's some bootleg shit up there.
PSL, I haven't heard Basement Baby's songs. Perhaps I'll give them a chance.

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jussayin's picture

I'd pay money if she fell down those stairs again....now that was some entertaining shit!
This song truly sucks. I'm not feeling this album at all.
And her costumes and weaves also look like shit.
Plus Mariah did it better....

She's lucky I wasn't the lighing guy because I would have shut all that shit down right then and there...you know since I had been fired. Now carry on in the dark, bitch.

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boomsy's picture

What WAS that shit? She is such a bitch...and that "music" if you want to it that was horrendous.

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WALLE's picture

OH SHIT THAT COW AGAIN?!?!?!I REALLY THINK SHE IS STALKING US NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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Incitatus's picture

I'm surprised the video's still up. Usually the vids of Beyonce looking bad get pulled pretty quickly.

Her voice is pretty harsh.
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sflilbear's picture

You can try and hate on Beyonce, Michael - but this one is stretching it. Next you'll criticize her for breathing.

radio siren's picture

Why is it that every time this woman opens her mouth, all I hear is "Imabitch, imabitch, imabitch, imabitch..."?

Sensimina, I lurves your dad!

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1Bloke's picture

Well clearly, Beyonce's Demon (Sasha) was in no mood to fuck around last night!
Yes beyonce is possessed...I watched it all on YouTube.

I had wondered for awhile now, who is Sasha Fierce character was.

Oh my darlin Clementine's picture

haha, the guy was actually supposed to turn OFF the lights completely to show off her lit up motorcycle costume. he shudda known better, but damn she embarrassed him! gotta love it!

girl_cheese's picture

Did she ever think some ppl would rather see her show with the lights OFF? I think she's beautiful, but her costumes .... Oh, my eyeballs.

I'm not 100% sold on whether she can actually sing or not. Audience was prbly mostly guys wanting to see her.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

I'm sorry, but in this economy, she should be lucky that people are paying her ass to watch her scream in a mic for two hours. Threatening to fire someone over technical issues and tacky and fucked. Fuck Beyonce and her E.T. looking ass!
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kacky's picture

But I do admire that she at least does her own singing. That outfit reads like a giant diaper onscreen though.

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angel_i's picture

You know what I REALLY hate about Beyonce? How she always makes me love her. There was nothing wrong with that clip. She's hot. She puts on a hot show. I can't stand the bitch, really, but she's the only ho out there doing her job!

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Hysteria's picture

i thought this post was about felines basement filing for bankruptcy.

the brain is a terrible thing to waste

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MeganLashelle's picture

She is way too much...........!
She needs to be glad that ppl are checking for her.

Vermithrax's picture

I hate divas. Almost as much as I hate this uppity crotch.

CeeCee's picture

Hands down my least favorite celebrity. I can't stand this bitch. I'm not saying anything about her remarks, I'm just talking about her seizure inducing show and ear splitting music. Not to mention getting sick of seeing her big thighs jiggling and her hooves stomping everywhere I turn.

wildbillygoatboy's picture

*Dead and gone to Jesus* Bwahaha!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUs8txRWUCo
If this happened in real life i would give everything i had. beyonce is the gift that keeps on giving.

Sensimina - Your dad is a hot slut. Paris Hilton DOES look like a goat.I love how some people, especially those who may not engross themselves in pop vulture (typo and it stays - thanks for the freedom, MK)everyday can cut RIGHT to the core of things. Goat. Hyar!

Snideychick sez:

Shut the hell up Beyonce bitch!

No one knew or cared if ONE fucking light sequence was off!

BTW, "Diva" is NOT a hustler (okay, maybe in your fucked world). A Diva is a prima donna, meaning a lady who is first and best at something. And that doesn't mean you!

kacky's picture

Self-important narcissistic biatch.

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Romy's picture

YES!
I have finally found the dlisted thing about Mariah Carey where she does a similar thing to her backup singer "stop singing my part, la di da". It's at http://www.dlisted.com/node/25498 (hope it works)
Now for those suckers that think I'm actually working here! HAHA! Never leave me alone with a computer with internet access!

Sensimina's picture

My dad always says the funniest shit randomly while I'm reading tabloids around him, like "That Paris Hilton, she's garbage. She looks like a goat." He hates Beyonce, too. "She only has one move, she puts her arms in the air and shakes her ass. It's embarrassing."

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 11:00am.
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I totally agree w/ everything you said; Plus, I really hate *employers* who throw their weight around and threaten to fire people for a simple mistake. I'd like to kick her lard arse.

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Hekki's picture

The one thing I learned from high school theatre productions is that the audience doesn't (usually) know the script by heart or know the blocking. So if someone skips a line or fucks up, you just keep going and no one's the wiser except the performers. It's called being a professional, even if you're just a high school drama student.

No one would have known the lights were messed up if she hadn't called attention to it. Stupid whore.

And I'm convinced that the worse a peformer is, the more dancers and pyrotechnics and background noise they have to have. Distraction technique.

M.E.'s picture

Since the clip just about gave me a seizure. WTF is it about? I couldn't watch more than 30 seconds of it. What did I miss?

dramaqueen365247's picture

Beyonce is an outstanding example of "money doesn't buy class"!
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xerquina's picture

i couldn't get past :20. did anybody snatch her weave or anything?

NitWitty's picture

Was she having some sort of seizures?

Dayum, we got some old ass posters up in this thread. Good to see you sex hookers around!
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M.E.'s picture

That made me dizzy.

bo_tatoe's picture

It's nice to realize i may not be the only one who asks himself why is that talentless bloated ho famous and what for: just a week ago she performed in my lil corner of the world and the concert hall was utterly half empty!
Plus even the most middle of the road critics agreed, she just sucked.

Fucking_Classy's picture

This video was a lot worse than that one with a guy giving a dolphin a blowjob. I feel... violated.

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christine the hoff's picture

good lord, it must be a sllooww ass news day.

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christine the hoff's picture

good lord, it must be a sllooww ass news day.

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Mother Superior's picture

Is that nerve-robbing mess called music? People pay to listen to that?

Did she ever think that not the light person made a mistake but the technique?
The effects are all programmed on computers. No one is sitting on a little balcony anymore, holding the spot light.
After all those years of stage presence she doesn't know that?
Pathetic. And arrogant to suggest to sack people immediately.
If everyone was fired because of one mistake they did at work, she would be unemployed for yeeeears. Just look at her recent disaster of film.

Fucking_Classy's picture

MK, you forgot the "truly awful music" tag... jussayin.

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Helena's picture

Somebody's gonna get fired? That stupid hooker. Did she expect the broke-ass people—so-called since they spent their entire paycheck on her scalped tickets—to think that was funny? There were probably technical difficulties due to the eleventy billion kilowatt hours her shitshow consumes. It probably wasn't Basement Baby's fault at all.

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Stan Hooper's picture

I think that's soooo over the top that she has to flash her mug for the whole show. I would go into convulsions.

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RichBitch's picture

She's such a cunt. Great that it happened during "Diva" too! :D

cuntygolightly's picture

reminds me of something mimi did once a back up dancer was singing her part

why do you have to act like that on stage? it really doesn't help you as an artist, just makes you look like a total and unprofessional bitch

you can fire the light person after the show is over

Sensimina's picture

I respect Beyonce's bitch-power. You know she gets scary. That's as far as the respect goes. BritBrit's show looks better than this shit. I'd rather see what disaster would happen at the Cheeto Circus than watch Beyonce shake her ass in front of a video montage of herself.

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parissucksliterally's picture

hey, Basement Baby may be a fucking bitch, but she has two songs that I actually love.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.

Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.

Snarkley's picture

You can't blame her. She could've fallen on that big ass and sent her wig flying.

Pamela's picture

LMAO!