Hot Slut Of The Week: Jesse James
Birthday: April 19, 1969
Age: 40
Birth Name: Jesse Gregory James
Original Date of HS of the Day: April 27, 2009
Claim to Fame: Jesse is the owner of West Coast Choppers, which I guess is like hot shit in the motorcycle world. This led to Jesse getting his own show on the Discovery Channel called Monster Garage. Jesse also has his own clothing line, burger joint and a magazine. He's also married to that broad from Speed.
Where is he now? Jesse is on The Celebrity Apprentice and that's where my heart grew fonder for him. Jesse acts and dresses like he just got out of prison! He has those shifty eyes and you don't know where he's going to shank you, rape you or hug you.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because of the description above. And because he won a pie-eating contest! A pie-eating contest. That's reason enough. Clip below:
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Snideychick sez:
MAJOR DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No MK, NOT a Hot Slut!!! This shit that JJ thinks is a motorcycle is only for dumbfucks with too much money and no sense or taste! Choppers SUCK!!!!!
IF IT CAN'T COMPETE IN A RACE IT'S A WASTE OF TIME AND RESOURCES!!!!!!!!!
And this fucktard is a nephew of a cousin of the outlaw Jesse James, not even a direct descendant. Talk about a reach for "bad boy" status. DOUCHE!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:11pm.
ONT: I cannot bring myself to give a fuck about this guy. SoR-RaY!
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I'm with you!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:11pm.
Speaking of porn stars...
I cannot bring myself to give a fuck about this guy. SoR-RaY!
===ITA, and considering how many women he's shagged or watched getting shagged, I don't know how Sandra B can bear to sleep in the same bed as him without feeling itchy.
I wish the panned up to that guy playing the jug
Speaking of porn stars...I finally saw Mary Carey in a movie and, um...god forgive me, ...she's cute. I mean, she acts like a porn actress...but she's a cuttie, really....and hot. I liked that movie - all the girls in it were "fat";p and they were all hot...and this was clean girl porn soft-core, not skanky ho porn...weirdness...
ONT: I cannot bring myself to give a fuck about this guy. SoR-RaY!
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
ahahaha he loves a big cream pie in the face. but for gods sake! Get that tongue moving!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 7:21pm.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 7:19pm.
His first wife was a porn star.
So's his current wife.
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Sandra Bullock is his third wife. And probably not his last.
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 4:56pm.
I truly don't get the appeal of this dude. How did he manage to marry a porn star (Janine) and Sandra Bullock?!
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Women like bad boys. And the ultimate bad boy is a guy who claims his grandfather was Jesse James!
Though Jesse James wasn't a good bad guy, at least according to a Brady Bunch episode. Bobby learned that Jesse James was really evil and killed people.
I thought Jesse might make it to the final two but I guess The Donald couldn't resist the big ratings with a Joan/Annie show down.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 7:19pm.
His first wife was a porn star.
So's his current wife.
He must be great in bed. Sandra Bullock thanked him publicly for a "great night" when she was recieving a reward.
LOL
His first wife was a porn star.
Jesse James is a major asshat and really full of himself.
Except for the grin.... cuz he KNOWS he's gettin' that pie!
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
I bet that's not the 1st time he's had his face buried in chocolate pie"!
yeah...that's right, I wrote it!
That top pic is all sorts of shades of Stains and his cupcakes......
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
yuck.
although i am craving a lemon meringue
pie..RIGHT NOW
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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.
Shit, seriously?
Ok that I can't excuse.
Ivanka can't pronounce Illinois..she calls Illinoise.
Yeah Lavadama, I agree, I don't hate him either. I did think it was honorable the way he didn't want to use his wife, it just didn't make sense in the context of a charity fundraising competition. He seems like a cool dude, although he did come off as childish during the deoderant episode where he basically refused to talk to Clint unless it was something about how stupid he was or how bad the layout was. He lost a couple points there.
I think Ivanka is the unsung hero of Celebrity Apprentice. All hail that hot ho! Bitch is beautiful and smart. Not I'd-be-a-VP-at-27-WITHOUT-a-famous-rich-daddy smart, but smart. She's got skills and always cuts to the heart of the situation. Polite (charming, even) but no-nonsense. Although that red suit she wore last night looked quite suspiciously like one of Ivana's cast-offs circa 1993. It was ridiculous(ly ugly).
Janine is currently in the penitentary.
He's vom inducing. Although he seems like he's probably a teddy bear.
For a minute, I thought that was a photo of Fred Durst and thought I was going to have yell and scream about him being choosen to be a hot slut. I am relieved that this was not in fact the case.
I truly don't get the appeal of this dude. How did he manage to marry a porn star (Janine) and Sandra Bullock?!
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:13pm.
devilgirl, Every single Janine I have ever known has been a bat shit crazy psychopath!! (my apologies to any normal & sane Janines reading this).
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You know, come to think of it, I used to know a Janine way back when and she wasn't all there either.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Cool dude. I'd kill to have a workshop like his.
Jesse said he is holding back on hitting up his own big bucks donators until the finale or when/if he is Project Manager and it's his own charity on the line.
MK, I like Jesse too based on the show and his low-profile attitude. :)
@ ricki lake
"Meh. I generally agree with this sentiment, but don't go on a television show to raise money for charity if you're not even going to really try (which he didn't), ESPECIALLY if you have an untapped source that could be exploited. The Celebrity Apprentice IS stupid, but nobody forced him to go onto the show. I guess he was ok with all the free publicity though, even though he raised about $10 for homeless animals, starving kids, and disease reseach. What a guy!"
Ricki, I agree with you. He, literally, did nothing the entire show but sit around, scowl and come up with a few marignal ideas that would save him from the board room. One of his other celeb contestants should have picked up on his lack of effort and eliminated him much earlier. I'm amazed he got as far as he did.
But, I don't hate the guy. I just respect him for not flaunting his wife around, that's all. I mean, if he's using her for charity events, what next? Having her do signings at his bike shop?
I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere. And you could tell he was getting pissed when Donald kept bringing Sandra up. It just seems like he really cares about her and doesn't want to use her. Which makes my pathetic romantic heart beat a little faster. :-)
that is some moonshine in the background lol
"Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:48pm.
I have more respect for Jesse since he chose to not pimp out his wife for the stupid apprentice crap. Good for him for trying to maintain some sense of normalcy."
Meh. I generally agree with this sentiment, but don't go on a television show to raise money for charity if you're not even going to really try (which he didn't), ESPECIALLY if you have an untapped source that could be exploited. The Celebrity Apprentice IS stupid, but nobody forced him to go onto the show. I guess he was ok with all the free publicity though, even though he raised about $10 for homeless animals, starving kids, and disease reseach. What a guy!
I'd hit him.
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Bottom-feeder.
I have more respect for Jesse since he chose to not pimp out his wife for the stupid apprentice crap. Good for him for trying to maintain some sense of normalcy.
I get so pissed at the husband's who sit back and let their wives/girlfriends or whomever do retarded things. Like when Corey Feldman let his wife pose for playboy. Um, ew?
Pamela,
I read a Sandra Bullock interview recently and from what I understand is that she and Jessie have a very friendly relation ship with the first wife.
Submitted by chowgirl69 on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:13pm.
devilgirl, Every single Janine I have ever known has been a bat shit crazy psychopath!! (my apologies to any normal & sane Janines reading this
i have a cousin janine. my dad said 'im convinced shes a high priced escort'. she loves her 'scripts too! so put another tally in the psycho janine column!
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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:41pm.
Thank you Ricki, I figured it. That song put me to sleep literally.
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I've been to his Burger Place. Cisco Burger is awesome!! Think high Quality junk food prepared in a healthy manner.
Here's the link to the site.
http://www.ciscoburger.com/
I hope the rumor is true and more are opening up.
Yes Candy, Kotu lost! I kinda expected it. It's not that hard to write a short, catchy jingle (and let's face it, the studio musician wrote Athena's, not Annie), especially when the lyrics are provided for you, and Clint has always let his ego get in the way. Last night was no different. His jingle had no zip, was "too country" for the execs and said everything about "Chicken of the Sea is natural!" when the emphasis was supposed to be on convenience. I begrudgingly would've given the win to Athena too.
I felt bad for Brande. Annie was totally manipulating her without her realizing it, but she was not a bad gal and got somewhat of a bad rap. I used to think Piers was sexy but he came off as really smarmy and almost even mysoginisitc last night.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:07pm.
He also has a kid with that pornstar Janine lindenmuler
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J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côte-ci, mais remontre-moi
Cela côte-là.
I like him. How many kids does he have 3?
I fell into a coma while watching this last night. I'm guessing Kotu lost? Can someone please tell me what happened? That would be real embarassing to Clint Black
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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:13pm.
devilgirl, Every single Janine I have ever known has been a bat shit crazy psychopath!! (my apologies to any normal & sane Janines reading this).
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:15pm.
@devilgrl....yea on howard stern she said for tax evasion. cant wait til she gets out and talks about her lesbian prison experiences : )
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Hahaha! No doubt. Poor Janine is gonna get a work out. Somehow I doubt she will care though. Prison might be just up her alley!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He looks like a douche.
I've got a pie he can eat the hell out of!!!
Pecan, damn ya'll I'm joking! (or am I)
*dun-dun-dun*
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"The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea. In a beautiful pea-green boat"
Anybody that did not know the finale would come down to Annie and Joan needs their head checked. Joan is Joan (who is going to fire her?! Donald kisses her ass in every boardroom) and Annie is, exasperatingly, probably the best player. Add a dash of deep-seated enmity between the two and it's reality GOLD! What other hos could carry a 3-HOUR finale? Good God, next Sunday is going to be the greatest night of television in history. I hope Joan takes down that "poooooookah playa" with every ounce of blistering sarcasm her aging Jewess mind can muster! Oh how I love her. Joan Rivers is a national treasure.
Oh, this post is about Jesse James? I agreed with The Donald. He wasn't gonna pimp out "Sandy Bullock," whatever the cost. Every time they brought her up he immediately looked pissed. PS I hate when people call her "Sandy Bullock" as if they need some down-home country-sounding nickname to indicate how grounded or 'normal' she is or something. One more reason to hate Donald Trump, I guess.
I wonder whatever happened to his first wife. From what I remeber she was a pretty good looking chick. I wonder if she sees any of the money from his shop because I thought she was vice president or some shit.
He used to talk shit about Tutels on American Chopper and now this bitch is twice the sell out they are, STFU JJ!
@devilgrl....yea on howard stern she said for tax evasion. cant wait til she gets out and talks about her lesbian prison experiences : )
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Provolone- Isn't Janine in Prison right now, doing time for tax evasion?
Poor Janine! : (
I always thought she was one of the more attractive porn stars. She is bat shit crazy though. She was on a few episodes of Monster Garage years ago, and she was always fighting with Jesse. Their fighting made the show!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He and the blonde Playboy chick have good reason to be pissed after they were fired based solely on the basis of some contrived interview with "Pierce", a winner from a previous season of "Apprentice". Trump wanted Joan Rivers-Annie Duke in the final.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 3:07pm.
He also has a kid with that pornstar Janine lindenmuler, the chick on the blink 182 album cover
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Oh Provy, she is sooo much more than that!
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