Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This multi-talented tween star is frequently seen with cute boy stars, most of her own generation. One evening last week, however, she puzzled onlookers by ignoring every boy in the room in favor of talking, drinking, and dancing only with other girls. Is our little sweetheart actually gay? According to some of the girls in attendance, she is “curious” and “exploring her options”. Is she a Pink in the making? Maybe. (Blind Gossip)
Demi Lovato? I get the vibe that there's a mini-butchie inside of her just begging to bust out! In ten years, she'll be walking down Silver Lake Blvd. in XXL Dickies, a wife beater and Timbs.
Which D-list rapper got in a hemp, er, heap, of trouble with event sponsors when he lit up a joint at their bash? They couldn’t kick him out because he was the “big” celebrity name of the night, but they didn’t end up paying him. (Gatecrasher)
I know the answer to this one: ALL OF THEM. Every last one of them. And it has happened to each of them at least a dozen times. The truth. That's it.
This B/C Actress that recently had a public breakup, was seen with her ex’s best friend on two separate occasions. One was at a restaurant eating dinner, the other was when our photographer came upon her car with two huddled figures snuggled inside. When he got closer to take a picture, the best friend was seen putting his/her clothes back on. Calls were made from publicists and lawyers, needless to say no pictures will be published and thus it remains blind. Not Lindsay Lohan. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
Kate Walsh got caught with her hand in the chocha?
Last week, producers and executives had to be called down to the set of a film that is already getting a lot of hype. It turns out that one of the main actors showed up so high and wasted that he went on a rampage on set. He destroyed props and electrical equipment and wasn’t coherent or responsive to the pleas of crew to get him to stop. When the bigwigs arrived, they fretted over having security escort him off, calling the police, or taking care of the matter privately. They finally decided they didn’t need bad press for the actor’s image and had a private team of security take him and lock him in a private trailer until he came off it. Two days later and back on set, although the crew was pissed, Executives and the actor pretended like nothing had happened. It’s not Jude Law. (BuzzFoto via Blind Smack)
Is Russell Crowe all cunty, because he can't eat his regular 10,000 calories a day since he has to squeeze into his Robin Hood costume? I guess.
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what about Nic Cage for the last one?
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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.
I guess if your not throwing your vagina at every man in hollywood that makes you a lesbian!
the last one is russel crowe. it states that the movie is already getting a lot of press, and then says hint, its not jude law. that is a reference to his ex sienna miller, who was supposed to be maid marion in the robin hood movie, but had to be axed because she was 'too young and pretty' for the paunchy middle aged crowe who hadnt lost all the weight from his other movie that got done filming (either that middle east thing with leo dicaprio or state of play). this was leaked to the press (probably be her PR camp) a couple of times about why sienna wasnt going to be in the movie-and it was crowes fault.
Submitted by valorious on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 1:43am.
doesnt sound like he was on the natural shit.. unless it was laced with some PCP or something...
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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.
Yes! Thank you londonfog. I can't believe more people didn't guess RPattz for the last one. Have y'all seen that poor bastard?
Oh, who cares who's smoking the mother herb given to us by natue to get through this fucked up world. All hail the herb!!
A blind item about Kate Walsh being a dude in her past life would totally be believable to me. I used to like her but now I think she's full of crap and her show sucks balls.
1. Miley
2. Jamie Foxx
3. Kate
4. No clue
Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 4:48pm.
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Charles/luckycharms, I'm glad you're a dlist slut! *slugging back Gator-Aide*
Last one, I'm thinking Downey Jr is back on the sauce or Rourke.
Crowe can't afford to be a dick anymore.
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1. Don't care
2. Don't care
3. Vanilla Ice...he's on tour. And a douche.
4. Harrison Ford. He's known as a big stoner and drunk. Would not surprise me if he had a meltdown on the set.
Ha! After seeing this post I googled images of Demi Lovato and sure enough there's a picture of her walking arm in arm with "BFF" Selena Gomez. Selena was the femme, Demi was the butch with the tough grin, sunglasses and shaggy hair -- holding on to Selena like she's making sure her bitch don't step out of line!
But who knows they could be best friends, but "lesbe" honest shall we?
1# taylor momsen?
2&3# no idea
4# not Bale he didn't work since he finished Terminator .Not Russel Crowe because i can't believe Ridley Scott( has a strong personality) isn't the boss on the set .But i think on Iron Man 2 set so RDJ or Mickey Rourke!(more RDJ)
If you're at an event where a D-List rapper is the main attraction, you're probably stoned yourself.
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the first blind item is obviously a trick question. there is no such thing as a 'multi-talented tween' in Hollywood.
Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 4:48pm.
THERES A FINE ART TO BEING A DRUNK AND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU KNOW THE CORRECT WAY TO GET YOUR DRUNK ON.
All good points. *making note to cut back daily drinking to 8 hours or less*
Miley Cyrus has to be number 1. She is so desperate to get out of the Disney cupcake mold that she probably decided to do the faux-lesbo stuff. Demi is too new.
HEY I live on Silver Lake blvd and I've only seen one or two butch lezzies today, alright?
robert downey jr iron man 2
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 4:55pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 4:48pm.
well thank you!
I WAS AROUND. I WAS FUCKING GODDAMN LURKING. ORDERED A PAPA JOHNS PIZZA WITH THOSE GARLIC DIPPING FUCKERS.
Does anyone remember when Kate Walsh played Drew Carey's girlfriend? I remember thinking she looked like a little piggy.
I can see some lezzie in Demi - my daughter loves that girl but I don't know anything beyond the posters on my kid's wall...o wait, I watched part of a show once...meh.
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So... having a girl's night out and not falling out of your chair for any guy who walks by means that you're a lesbian? Who knew! I must be a lesbian too despite my lack of attraction to other women!
Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 4:48pm.
well thank you!
Where the fuck were you on sat nite?????
i could've used someone to say 'eat somethin bitch!'
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Gee, I had no idea hanging out with your girlfriends when you are a teenager made you a fucking lesbian. Also, if she's a "tween" star, why is she drinking?!
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Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 4:48pm.
Great points CM. One of the things i used to do is ball up a couple of pieces of rye bread or italian bread w/o the crust and eat it like an apple before going to bed. It def. helps curb the hangover by soaking up the alkkiehole. That and always have a gatorade by my bed for rehydration in the morning.
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I immediately thought New Moon/Robert Pattinson for #3...
Here comes the tween hate!
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Could the first one be Raven Simone. She's already got the butchy body.
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THERES A FINE ART TO BEING A DRUNK AND IT IS VERY IMPORTANT YOU KNOW THE CORRECT WAY TO GET YOUR DRUNK ON. IF YOU DONT DO IT CORRECTLY YOU WILL END UP LIKE HASSELHOFF AND GET TOO PHYSICALLY DEPENDENT.
1) ONLY GET YOUR DRUNK ON 1/3 OF THE DAY. IF YOURE A MORNING DRUNK DONT DRINK IN THE AFTERNOON OR EVENING. IF YOU ARE AN EVENING DRUNK DONT DRINK IN THE MORNING OR AFTERING. NEVER DRINK 24/7, IT IS IMPERITIVE YOU GIVE YOUR BAC AND CHANCE TO GO DOWN TO 0.00 AND YOUR BODY A CHANCE TO RECOVER.
2) NEVER DRINK TOO MUCH AT ONE TIME. EVEN FOR DRUNKS THERE IS A FINE LINE BETWEEN GETTING A REAL GOOD BUZZ ON AND GOING OVER THE TOP.
3) EAT LOTS OF FOOD AND DRINK LOTS AND LOTS OF FUCKING WATER. A LOT OF TIMES DRUNKS FORGET TO EAT. IT IS IMPORTANT YOU DO AND TAKE VITAMENS. DRINK A TON OF WATER BEFORE, DURING AND AFTER GETTING YOUR DRUNK ON BECAUSE ALCOHOL WILL DEHYDRATE YOU VERY FUCKING QUICKLY.
4) AS ALWAYS, SEEK IMMEDIATE 911 ATTENTION IF YOU ARE HAVING DT'S. BUT MORE THAT LIKELY YOU WONT WITH THIS ADVICE.
demi is cute and shy and not as butch as miley the horse.
i think miley is more likely to "go" gay after the amount of dick shes been sitting on she might need some scissoring
not russell crowe. prick he may be, but he's been in the biz so long, if he drank on the job it would have come out sooner.
has to be someone relativley new, I think.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I hate Kate Walsh. Her marriage was doomed from the start because she's a narcissistic bitch. I think she's FUG, too. Yeah, I went there.
Demi Lovato could sooo be a lezzie. I would think that Miley Cyrus would be whorish enough to kiss girls in public, too.
Russel Crowe is the hotness, anger management and weight problems and all.
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could the #1 be the icarly chick? she's very young, tho.. I dunno.
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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.
Submitted by Incitatus on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 4:19pm.
"Do the terms "multi-talented" and "tween star" really ever belong together?"
HA! So true...
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But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Do the terms "multi-talented" and "tween star" really ever belong together?
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For #1: Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl. She's in a band, which fits the "multi-talented" ref. None of the Disney whores would be drinking in public, but most of the GG actors are older, so she'd have a way to get booze...
For #3: 50 Cent
For #4: Gonna go out on a limb and say Shia or Christian Bale.
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But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
I don't think the last one is Russell Crowe. Everybody hates him so much that that particular story would have leaked all over the place. I'm guessing Roberto Downey is back on the sauce. What sauce, you ask? Any sauce available, I say.
I also can't see Katie Walsh doing the dirty in her car. There are too many rumors going around about her plus, her ex is trying to soak her in the divorce. She would be more careful than that. Can't think who it might be though.
I think the first one is Hayden Pantyrolls. She looks like someone who would try anything when it comes to sex. Besides that, I don't like her.
Don't know and don't care who the rapper is!!! One is as bad as the other.
If the movie is Iron Man 2, I would guess, Mickey Rourke?
Oh, and can I just say I am PISSED that I just found out ScarJo is going to be in it. She's going to ruin it!
My usual "Any of the twinks from Gossip Girl" doesn't fit as any of the answers...
I'll try again next time.
Could #1 merely be a teenager that is trying to have fun.
#4, my guess is "Iron Man", but it states one of the main actors...not the main actor, so it probably isn't RDJ.
I guess having to wear green tights makes you cranky, especially when you're smashed.
I'm going to guess that #3 is Shia LeDouche.
I'm hoping the last one isn't Robert Downey Jr on the set of Iron Man 2...but the tip off 'it's not Jude Law' makes me wonder. Don't they have a movie coming out together fairly soon?
I suck at blind items.
Okay, WTF is it with celebs and hooking up in cars? aren't you rich? Can you not wait 5 minutes to get to a hotel? Get a fucking room idiots.
anyway
#1 Demi Lovato
#2 Kate Walsh!
#3 ????