Just What I Needed
A little while ago, I woke up from a nap feeling the way Mickey Rourke's face looks. I had a Theraflu-induced nightmare, so I was all disoriented and shit. Not to mention that my face looked like a penis after going to battle with Parasite Hilton's toxic zone area. You know, cacaness, snot, smegma and loogies everywhere! So, I took a baby wipe to my face, opened my inbox and THERE IT WAS. This stunning picture! Suddenly, everything cleared up! I was healed. SAVED! Usually I pucker for eyebrows of the Sharpie variety, but this dude's grizzly brows did things to me. It kind of looks like two wet beavers playing chicken on his forehead, right?
The funny thing is, the owner of these wondrous brows is Dr. Alan Hay of the World Influenza Center. He's working on silencing all the oinks. Little does he know, that the cure is right above his very eyes. All you have to do is still a little piece of his miracle brow in your bong, smoke it and up all your ailments will be cured. Save us, Dr. Hay! Save us!
(Thanks Ryan)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:03pm.
Submitted by lot lizard..err..islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:58pm.
I'm not sure, but I think I saw it last weekend at a truck stop on the way to San Antonio. And before you ask what I was doing at a truck stop, I had a "flat tire", OK?? :)
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Sluttsville....are you referring to "Flat Tire" beer??? Mmmm...good stuff.
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It's too early for this shit. (I'm cranky, I'm on a high profile jury for the WHOLE damn week and I am sick!)
Anybrow, I could braids those luscious eyebrows into friendship bracelets.
Later whores, off to the courthouse...
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Dick happens! - MK
Why this doesn't have a Magical Forest tag, I can't understand. you just know unicorns and pixies are prancing around in there.
Michael darling,I hope you're feeling better slut. A faithful ho!
Looks like Bert's (from Sesame Street) Dad lol
i would totally hit that. i want to try to make babies with him all night long. i want him to tickle my anus with those brows. yum.
I bet he has a wad of hair in his nostrils.
dyes his hair and eyebrows ultimate form of YUCK!
He needs to completely wax those eyebrows and pencil in some chola ones. Get him a sharpie.
More eyebrows! http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1566/X508/PreviewComp/SuperStoc...
maybe it's a mating thing? you know, like breeding colours?
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
How are his eyebrows related to Susan Boyle's?
You know as I'm staring at Dr. Hay and his glory, I'm sad because I think that he missed his calling as a salesperson for Setset Awnings Company. He could have installed a little motorized panel that would show people the benefits of awning or he could have visited a piercing shop and allowed them to insert a a little crankdown handle just above his eyelid.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:32pm.
Thanks, Aunt Bea. And you're looking as fetching as always! :)
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Thank you! ;)
Impressive, but not as good as these: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/175000/images/_175805_ronald_ferguson150.j... (sarah fergusons father)
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YIKES!!!!! That there's some kudzu vine growing up his head!
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"I'm just going to stop at the 24-hour donut shop and then go home."
"What are you depressed about? Or celebrating?"
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:35pm.
Sluts, I have some chili pepper lights that I can artfully arrange through Nitty's back hair while she sleeps. :)
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I'll send you the little braiding machine to corn row her back hair; and then you can play some Bob Marley and laugh when she turns around.
Sluts, I have some chili pepper lights that I can artfully arrange through Nitty's back hair while she sleeps. :)
Thanks, Aunt Bea. And you're looking as fetching as always! :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:05pm.
Ha! I love your avie.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:05pm.
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Lovin' the new avie btw, and if you see my virginity again, please tell it to call me, cause the home is just a box without it. I have no idea what that means, but this guys eyebrows are scaring me. You Texas gals be sure and have an extra big "Sinkhole de Mayo" celebration. Tie some of those little sombero party lights through Dr. Hay's eyebrows.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 10:03pm.
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I plead the fifth. Nitty and Dee Dee however...
Submitted by lot lizard..err..islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:58pm.
I'm not sure, but I think I saw it last weekend at a truck stop on the way to San Antonio. And before you ask what I was doing at a truck stop, I had a "flat tire", OK?? :)
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San Antonio you say, do you think that it's planning to celebrate Sinkhole de Mayo tomorrow?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:49pm.
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And maybe my virginity, I know that I've been looking for it for a long time.
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I'm not sure, but I think I saw it last weekend at a truck stop on the way to San Antonio. And before you ask what I was doing at a truck stop, I had a "flat tire", OK?? :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:49pm.
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And maybe my virginity, I know that I've been looking for it for a long time.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 9:44pm.
I believe that if you were to cut down those brows, you would find the castaways from "Lost".
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Plus Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart. :)
I believe that if you were to cut down those brows, you would find the castaways from "Lost". That's right, they haven't been on an island all these years, they been living in Dr. Hay's eyebrows.
that's just gross.
who does he think he is growing those things out? is that some nerd fashion statement? they are fug and unsanitary. blech on him
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SLOW DAY, HUH??
Lame post, betch, stop getting crunk sunday nights!
Those aren't eyebrows...they're awnings.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:48pm.
Impressive, but not as good as these: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/175000/images/_175805_ronald_ferguson150.j... (sarah fergusons father)
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Always has wings!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
@TITS: omfg! nearly crapped my panties on that. holy jesus and mary in a birchbark canoe! those things are diabolical!
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:48pm.
Impressive, but not as good as these: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/175000/images/_175805_ronald_ferguson150.j... (sarah fergusons father)
Damn, them's some cwayzee brows!
Can't he just have his barber trim them? Like normal guys do?
They need their own website!
he reminds me of R. Lee Ermey
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
that shit on his forehead is nasty! how do his colleagues take him serious?!
Next thing you know we'll see him on Britain's Got Talent singing the aria from Pagliacci.
HE'S the guy in charge of health?! fack
those brow turds...that's a breeding ground for ebola right there
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Charles Manson is ignoring me and has been for days. I don't know whether to cry or wipe my unibrow in relief.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Does he own a mirror? Jesus.
Submitted by yucko on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:38pm.
Clearly he takes the time to shave. So, I think all we need to do is send him one of those new trimmer/razor combos and a little post-it.
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Or a Briggs and Stratton Power Mower.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Impressive, but not as good as these: http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/175000/images/_175805_ronald_ferguson150.j... (sarah fergusons father)
ot: pack of good bacon for $4.99! W00T!!
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"Jacksonville, hello..."
OT: I KNEW MK would post a story about this dude; saw the pic on Yahoo and waited for his arrival.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Mrs. Alan Hay is saying, "What did I tell you!!!??? WHAT. DID. I. TELL. YOU!!!???". I told you to fucking groom those things!
Now. He is on Dlisted with his out-of-control-eyebrows.
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
Clearly he takes the time to shave. So, I think all we need to do is send him one of those new trimmer/razor combos and a little post-it.
Rick Astley is a midget in a trenchcoat who looks like Howdy Fucking Doody.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by rick_astley on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:34pm
Grr...you're evil; saw the lyrics and couldn't help but start singing...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
MK probably has AIDS.
We're no strangers to love, you know the rules, and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy, I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you
Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:15pm.
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Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Submitted by luckycharms on Mon, 05/04/2009 - 8:15pm.
WELL HEY GUYS
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Well hey, gals!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
WELL HEY GUYS
Topalina
so fuck these assholes!
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Fucka doodle-do.
Topalina
so fuck these assholes!
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Fucka doodle-do.