Tuesday, May 5th 2009
When Doves Cry....
....it's usually because they've just seen this outfit. You know, I'm really beginning to think that Prince and Morris Day fell in love on the set of Purple Rain and gave birth to Alien Princess RiRi. RiRi inherited Morris' obsession with satin and Prince's everything else! I bet their pussies even match. Seeing RiRi in this shit is making me want to scream, "Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!"
If Stormer from The Misfits wore this outfit I'd be on the ground worshiping her beauty, but it's not really working for me on RiRi. I think a keytar would really make this outfit happen.
Here's RiRi wearing one of Tuxedo Mask's old ones at the Costume Institute Gala at The Met last night.
her damn cuffs arent even.. who the hell hits the red carpet with an uneven hemline IN PANTS no less
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there's a cloud of smoke around me when u enter my zone.....um on fiya!
um.....seriously her hair has been beyond Fug since she got her ass beat.. OK her 10 minutes of wounded victim soothe her self esteem are up somebody please tell this chick to get right.. her clothes have been boring her hair a disgrace and dont even get me started on the clown makeup.. i couldnt stand her before but at least she wasnt so dayum blaaaaaaaaahhhhhh to look at.
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there's a cloud of smoke around me when u enter my zone.....um on fiya!
Who asked Rihanna to try to outdo Cruella Devil? Way to take "Costume" Gala literally. This bitch ruined a perfect Dolce and Gabbana suit. She took it EXACTLY off the carpet and managed to make it look ridiculously corny!!
She looks like shit. On the inside as well as the outside. Bitch needs to hide under a rock somewhere.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I think she looks ultra GLAM! Gorgeous!
as my 3 year old nephew would say, " i don't like it"....
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Work RiRi! Work!
If I had the money and was invited to the Met Ball, I would wear EXACTLY the same thing.
OMG! I beg to differ!v WOW!It's so FIEEEEEERCE! I love it!
Needs a tray.
Bad outfit, bad hair, bad lipstick/lip-liner job. The eyes and eyebrows are good to go though.
Michael K: Seeing RiRi in this shit is making me want to scream, "Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!"
Why do I think of the movie 'Kung Pow' when I read this sentence?
Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:04pm.
Well she was trying to look tough but those shoulder poofs make her look stupid. Damn, she always dresses really badly, her stylist needs to be fired if she has one.
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those aren't 'poofs' they are stand-in mechanical punching gloves.à la looney toons.
i hate this bitch. maybe she was wearing this outfit when she got beat down. hell i'd beat her ass for this shit.
send hate mail to:
it's six thirty and i am already stoned
c/o your step daddy still thinks your hot
leesville, LA 45826
Oh how I loathe to look at this bitch.
P.S. Why isnt there a Jem movie in the making??
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Well she was trying to look tough but those shoulder poofs make her look stupid. Damn, she always dresses really badly, her stylist needs to be fired if she has one.
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
dressing like a butchie isn't gonna toughen you up RiRi.
she probably spent the equivalent of my rent money for a year to look that fugly. I dont know if cry or laugh!
@bitchette: Professor Angel (PhD, Dr. of Youtube) at your service!;)
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
she needs some more straightener in the kitchen
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:26am.
hahhaa the school of youtube.
thanks for helping me with mah edumacation.
*MUAH!*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:18am.
i'm not getting any of the references today :(
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Back to the school of YouTube for you, hunny!:
The Misfits:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YboGgXemzGc
Morris Day in Purple Rain:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mAXjbCKRwI&feature=related
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
i'm not getting any of the references today :(
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Stormer... Tuxedo Mask ...omg! I should mention that I wanted Stormer as a kid, but my mom gave me Kimber instead. Fucking Kimber! Always wanted me to be the good girl I guess.
And I'm sure this is Tuxedo Masks old outfit... She didn't even have to hem the pants.
She looks really unhappy. Mebbe she knows she looks the fool up in there...
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
What I really can't stand is how they use like 90s hair mascara on her, in crazy primary colors, and then use like 9 different colors on her face. She'll have fuschia lips, orange blush, blue fake lashes with rhinestones on them, and green eyeshadow. They make her look like a clown so often when she looks best in natural looking shades. It's not trendsetting, if anything it makes me think twice about wearing certain colors cause I don't want to look a fool.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Her hair is fucking tragic. WTF is going on up there?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Finally! I hate this! Whew! I feel much better now:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
What reputable hairstylist would allow her to go out with her kitchens hanging off the nape of her neck???
Rhianna is a pretty girl, but she looks like a retard who dressed herself in the closet almost all the time. I don't know what crazy gay fashion svengali is telling her that channeling Michael Jackson circa 1987 is a good look, but it has to end.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Wow I don't know what to say about the outfit, but I love the Sailor Moon reference.
I actually kinda like the getup, but for me the problem is that this bitch is obviously far too submissive and passive in personality to make the drag king look work.
I cannot for the life of me figure out why she is considered a "fashionista". I think she looks stupid most of the time.
Did anyone see pics of Ashley Olsen there? She looked GORGEOUS. Unbelievable.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
I laughed out loud in my office when I saw this pic. But somehow she kinda pulled it off.
Rihanna reminds me of David Bowie and Iman and Grace Jones and Boy George and Alexis Carrington whit this hair-make up-outfit combo.
I totally love it, it was all about fashion forward and get attention.
Well done Riri, this is what I want to wear in heaven.
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i could almost go for it without the jacket and the toupe hair.
REALLY- who the fuck told you this looks good??? same person who said you should go back to Chris??? guess what- they. don't. like. you!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
NitWitty: You are quite welcome :o)
I was trying to think of something nice to say and I can't, other than I like MK's reference to Stormer. Maybe if Riri had dyed her hair blue maybe this outfit would've looked better.
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:21am.
She looks like a ventriloquist dummy
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/MEPOD/10114271~Edgar-Bergen-...
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OMG! That's EXACTLY it!! *tappin nose* I couldn't figure it out, I was like, it's not Max Headroom..but..LOL! Thanks!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
The event was a lot of fun last night. There were quite a few creatively outlandish costumes.
and her makeup I can see the fake eyelashes, bad the lip liner horrible, she is soo pretty its like someone its trying to sabotage her
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
her hair looks like they used glue on it, it looks too fake, just because she has african hair doesn't meant it has to look bad, maybe her hair stylist doesnt know how to care for her hair
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
She looks like a ventriloquist dummy
http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/MEPOD/10114271~Edgar-Bergen-...
Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:42am.
LMFAO. I think you meant Chris Brown. If she beat the FUCK out of CHRIS BROWN, show me the pictures.
Beating the fuck out somebody will leave bruises. Don't give me that crap about women never being arrested for abuse. I know plenty very well that have had their asses thrown in jail for domestic violence. Not once but on numerous occasions. I wonder what his dumb ass fans will be saying when he beat the shit out of somebody else. Oh, that's right. The same bull shit.
SIDENOTE: What is that white stuff on the side of her head?
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Those shoulders make her look like a walking ad for Always pads.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
The outfit is crazy but she is so beautiful. You can say a lot of things about RiRi but ugly sure as hell isn't one of them. I wish she would bring it down a little. I think I would have liked the outfil w/o the the big shoulders. She looks like a bird.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:19am.
She'll do anything to try to win Chris back.
GTFOOHWTBS. I, for one, am glad they are no longer together. But, knowing how these stars operate, they are probably still together on the down low. Whatever. It's her life.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
is it just me or ever since she got abused by CB her face looks weird? Like puffy or something..
I dunno doesn't look the same to me.
Uhmmm....there is too much going on with her "costume". Driving gloves, capri pants, and those shoulder puffs....I mean really. And where's everybody else's costumes.
Haha, I can't believe you referenced Tuxedo Mask! Really, though, this would be what he wears on his off-nights when he's out hitting Japan's gay clubs instead of rescuing Sailor Moon...
I kind of like it. She pulled it off to me, it is a costume gala so it's kind of the point to be avant garde. And her picture is everywhere so it must have worked for her for better or worse.