Tuesday, May 5th 2009

When Doves Cry....

....it's usually because they've just seen this outfit. You know, I'm really beginning to think that Prince and Morris Day fell in love on the set of Purple Rain and gave birth to Alien Princess RiRi. RiRi inherited Morris' obsession with satin and Prince's everything else! I bet their pussies even match. Seeing RiRi in this shit is making me want to scream, "Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!"

If Stormer from The Misfits wore this outfit I'd be on the ground worshiping her beauty, but it's not really working for me on RiRi. I think a keytar would really make this outfit happen.

Here's RiRi wearing one of Tuxedo Mask's old ones at the Costume Institute Gala at The Met last night.

Posted by: Michael K


ricki lake's picture

Omg, I heart Jem so much! Fuck those evil Misfits! I want to run away to some exotic isle with Rio and never come back! I miss that damn show.

FREAKY LOOKING. PRINCE IS DUMB.

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dumbass, ugly ass bitch.

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dumbass, ugly ass bitch.

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Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:45am.
Again, this is an event on fashion at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute
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Oh. I missed that one.

*Edited because I forgot which post I was on. Excuse my retarded nature.*

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Am's picture

Reminds me of a metrosexual Ken doll dated 1983.

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Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

I don't know about the outfit (at least it isnt boring), but the makeup is fantastic.

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Klaus Nomi did it better.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:47am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:44am.

Maybe Chris Rock was in the car too. In fact, maybe he instigated the whole thing ...

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha! I just spit coffee on my keyboard!

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Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:44am.

Maybe Chris Rock was in the car too. In fact, maybe he instigated the whole thing ...
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Ryan Fischer's picture

Again, this is an event on fashion at the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute, where people typically dress differently depending on the theme. The theme was "The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion." She was channeling the Grace Jones look, and I think she pulled it off beautifully.

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Submitted by luckycharms on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:42am.
CHARLES MANSON
I BET YOU SHE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CHRIS ROCK IN THAT FUCKING CAR BEFORE HE HAD JUST ABOUT GODDAMN FUCKING ENOUGH OF HER AND BUSTED HER FACE. ABUSE GOES BOTH FUCKING WAYS BUT IS LARGELY OVERLOOKED BY OUR JUDICAL SYSTEM.

It's Chris Brown! Chris Rock has a sex problem! LMAO!

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There's no safe place to rest my eyes. Who the hell is dressing this alien? Alf?

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CHARLES MANSON
I BET YOU SHE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CHRIS ROCK IN THAT FUCKING CAR BEFORE HE HAD JUST ABOUT GODDAMN FUCKING ENOUGH OF HER AND BUSTED HER FACE. ABUSE GOES BOTH FUCKING WAYS BUT IS LARGELY OVERLOOKED BY OUR JUDICAL SYSTEM.

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I find it depressing that one so young and naturally beautiful feels tne need to try so hard.
I mean, look at Madonna, she never really had it going on like this, and she had to work it.
Ri doesn't have to try so hard, she's gorg.

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Fucka doodle-do.

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Why oh why is 80's style back!!!! She has a beautiful face. What's with the white lint in her hair and on her ear though?

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It does have a certain wayward Dynasty attack to it...

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kdracofan's picture

Say something nice: Her make up is flawless...from far

KD's picture

Nice Combover, Rihanna! She and I have the same color eyes, pretty much, but the brown in mine is a little lighter.

kittycatastrophe's picture

Good God! This event looks like it was messy as hell fashion wise.

I don't know, personally I think it'a a young Little Richard.

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Just bad all the way around! Those puffy sleeves would be good for hiding snacks in, tho.
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The 80s!!!

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Chirio's picture

arrrrrgh the puffy sleeves/arm crap. i wanna set it on fire!! fuego fuego!

Coma Caca!!

Clarisse's picture

Morris Day, The Misfits, Tuxedo Mask!?!?! Too many 80's ref's...making...me...Oh-wee-oh-wee-oh!!!

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:21am.

Sheeps, my what a big instrument in your hands....

I know! Have you seen my avie, too?

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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 8:19am.

She'll do anything to try to win Chris back.

I think you might be on to something there.

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christine the hoff's picture

fifteen bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand, if the money does not show you owe me owe me owe
my jungle love~owemeowemeowe.

seriously, she's retarded.

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Fucka doodle-do.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

She looks like the butch bride on top of a gayelle wedding cake.

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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.

Sluttsville's picture

Sheeps, my what a big instrument in your hands....

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Oh, no no. Nobody can compare to Prince.

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She'll do anything to try to win Chris back.

Sluttsville's picture

So Pee-Wee Herman is dressing Rhianna now.

Stock Broker's picture

I'm tired of her and her bullcrap.

Next story....

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Forget leg o' mutton sleeves, she's got the WHOLE mutton there!

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Now see..I'm beginning to think between this and Madonna's get-up, these two got Cinqo de Mayo confused with Halloween.
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circa 80's something. yikes.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

I never thought I'd see a stupider outfit than Celine's Dion's backwards tux.

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Raniya's picture

I've seen some women wear some sexy tuxedos...

but this is so ridiculous..