Put A Pooper Scooper On It
Ty Ty Baby always has to go too far! At last night's party where all the celebwhores try to outfug each other, Ty Ty looked perfectly fine until my eyes gazed up to the top of her head. I mean, the dress was whatever, the earrings weren't offensive and the make-up was just "meh," but then I got to big pile of lukewarm poop on her head. And this caca pile didn't come from a little dog neither. This came from like a Doberman or a Marmaduke dog. How can she be "smilin with her eyez" when she's got a dookie 'do on her head? I guess that's why she's the Queen of Bullshit!
Hold up, maybe this is more investigative journalism from Ty Ty? She's going to expose our society's unfair treatment of dog poop by going undercover as one. I smell an Emmy....
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Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:26pm.
Claudia Schiffer looks like she's worried about stepping in it.
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LOL Best comment! Exactly!
Claudia Schiffer looks like she's worried about stepping in it.
i just flushed a couple of these down the toilet just now...i feel 5 pounds lighter....
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Love it!
When did it become in style for women to wear makeup on every inch of their bodies? It looks ridiculous. A little glitter powder or moisturizer I can understand, but the pancake mix? No.
Who's saying Victoria Principal's doggie wouldn't make a doo-doo? Clearly he did, right on top of Ty's head.
Gaa, this is the ugliest fugging thing ever.
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Not a good hairstyle.
weird how her skin is almost white-ish and her face is way WAY too overdone...she looks nauseating to me...disgersting!
That steaming pile of caca on her head looks bad too!
Submitted by michaeloonie on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:41am.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
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angel, LOVE your sig! that quote spoke to me on "Everybody Hates Chris" last weekend as well. Truly, truly, underrated show.
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Agreed! I watch that show and then go back to see my kid with her Hannah Montana (on dvd - I watch on the internet...we don't actually have "TV") and I can't even begin to understand WHY they would allow such talentless hacks on TV when they have the entire cast of Everybody Hates Chris!
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:41am.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
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angel, LOVE your sig! that quote spoke to me on "Everybody Hates Chris" last weekend as well. Truly, truly, underrated show.
Haha check out the look on Claudia Schiffer on one of the pic.
The only thing missing from her dog shit hairdo are the flecks of cream corn in it.
a big pile of fugly with a bow of poop on top.
They hide the wires on the top of her head that way. And that's actually not body makeup, its synthetic skin, if you were wondering why her body is lighter than her face.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:57am.
... we would all have been to scared to leave any negative comments.
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LOL! Trudat.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:52am.
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Hahahaha, I think the problem is that Tyra isn't fierce enough to wear that hairstyle, Grace Jones would have rocked that hair....and even if she didn't, we would all have been to scared to leave any negative comments.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:45am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:41am.
I like it. Damn, bitches, I think it's time for me to sign at JJ or some shit.
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You know that I ♥ you, but even Grace Jones is saying "that is some fucked up hair".
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Wow, now that you mention it - I betcha she stole that wig right off her head. You can't say much about a bitch who goes toe-to-toe with Grace Jones and walks away with her wig, now can you!?;p
Look how she left her!:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rcIN7jG9g0k/SPxQZ_EEQsI/AAAAAAAAAOw/w2ABrqPlbi...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Her dry ass lips cock over to the side in pics
Speaking of the 5th thumbnail, on the right, is that Memaw Vadge's old scraggly arm with the wrist bone about to pop out? SJP perhaps?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:41am.
I like it. Damn, bitches, I think it's time for me to sign at JJ or some shit.
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You know that I ♥ you, but even Grace Jones is saying "that is some fucked up hair".
GAWD Tyra "we've seen that look time afta time, we need something different"
I all of a sudden have a craving for a soft pretzel
I like it. Damn, bitches, I think it's time for me to sign at JJ or some shit.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
"At last night's party where all the celebwhores try to outfug each other, ..."
Ha! SO true, MK. Every year, this thing is a fucking GOLDMINE of absolutely ridiculous-looking famous people. I harken back to Jessica Simpson, stuffed into some satin Cavalli bedspread, with enough hair on top of her head to outfit a mule.
FUCKING TYRA!!!!
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WIth that hairstyle she looks like the bride of Mr. Softee!
Her face is so shiny but the rest of her body looks like it has flour on it.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Tyra is such a gorgeous woman but why why why does she continue to do this? Tyra baby, we know your role model is RuPaul but please child.
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Agreed about the 5th thumbnail. Claudia's expression is classic. They are contemporaries, so it's funny to see how they both ended up. One is a classic, the other is, well, Tyra. Also, i'm guessing by the looks of the bulge, she's layering 5-6 pairs of spanx underneath that dress. Sorry, that was mean.
That dress is hideous. It looks like Contempo Casual prom. You FAIL TyTy!!
It wasn't a doberman or Marmaduke--it was Mr. Jay.
The best part is the 5th thumbnail. Claudia Schiffer is in the background and her face is a mixture of horror and vomit.
It must be hard to smile with your eyes when you have a giant shit pile on your head!
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Is she barfing with her eyes?
Seriously - that makeup is shiteous. Her eyes look like they are wearing yesterday's mascara underneath them and the lips - ugh the lips are just nasty and uneven.
Trannysaurus Banks - hate to tell you this, but we all watch ANTM to make fun of it. No one takes you or your show seriously. Muah!
Tyra's hair looks just like the ladies hair that use to babysit me when I was little! LOL! I understand what she was TRYING to do however, she failed.
Off topic I was choked when Fo got voted off ANTM. :'(
Ty ty needs some gloss on those lips, BLEH
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EVEN THOUGH IM A ANGLO FUCKING DUDE IF I WERE A BLACK CHICK I WOULD BE TOTALLY ROCKING A SHORT FRO WITH AFRICAN INSPIRED CLOTHS AND JEWERLY. THATS SUCH AN ULTRA FUCKING COOL LOOK.
That is an awesome fucking look, I agree!
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Managing to smile with her eyes with a steaming pile of poop on her head -- What a pro !
CHARLES MANSON
EVEN THOUGH IM A ANGLO FUCKING DUDE IF I WERE A BLACK CHICK I WOULD BE TOTALLY ROCKING A SHORT FRO WITH AFRICAN INSPIRED CLOTHS AND JEWERLY. THATS SUCH AN ULTRA FUCKING COOL LOOK. WHY THE FUCKING HELL DO BLACK CHICKS WANT STRAIGHT HAIR. IT RARELY LOOKS FUCKING GOOD AND THOSE MINI SHORT BRAIDS ROCK TOO.
Ty Ty...uh..save the poopy swirls for Princess Leia.
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I'm going to print a copy of this pic and anytime I think I'm having a bad hair day, will pull it out to remind myself it will never be as bad as this.
And wth is up with that lace concoction behind Ty Ty?
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
God, that's horrible. Bitch needs a mirror.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Tyra needs herself a nice, big wig. Her head looks about two sizes too small for her body.
And check out that winning lace jumpsuit in the first thumbnail!
That thing looks like challah bread.
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And this completes the "get over yourself" trifecta of posts this morning.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Is that Badgley Mischka she is posing with?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
It looks like she's copying Janelle Monae. Maybe she thought no one would notice...sorry Tyra.
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IVE ALWAYS WANTED A CINNAMON BUN ON TOP OF A CINNAMON CHICK.
No. No, I am not a fan of this hair-do. FUG!
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Forget the hair, why is her face a totally different colour from her body?????
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