Joan Rivers Doesn't Hate All Pokah Playas
On the Celebrity Apprentice a couple of weeks ago, Joan Rivers declared to Annie Duke that "pokah playas are beyond white trash." Joan probably got a million e-mails from pokah playas threatening to put her face under a heat lamp, because now she's saying she didn't mean ALL pokah playas. Just Annie.
Joan, who also called Annie a Nazi, tells Page Six, "Oh, calm down! I said it about one person. How can I hate poker players? Did you ever look at the cards? Everyone knows I love queens. Poker playing is a very noble profession. A little-known fact is Florence Nightingale had to choose between nursing and cards."
Yish, they definitely threatened to knock her face off and hand it to her. It wouldn't be hard, you would just have to scare and POP goes her face. Joan definitely said "POKAH PLAYAS." Plural.
I just hope she delivers more shiny gems like that on the season finale. And I highly recommend watching this show with your bong. Whenever Joan's face pops up on the screen, for a quick second my brain thinks it's watching an old episode of The Thunderbirds and it makes me kind of happy.
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It was said best a long time ago during the show- "If Annie Duke had plastic surgery, she'd need two doctors, one for each face..." It's no surprise that the funniest things said about Joan Rivers's face, are pretty much always said by Joan Rivers...
I had no idea Joan had started looking like the Bride of Wildenstein. God, that's scary. I like watching Annie Duke play poker, but I never watch the Apprentice show. I remember during one televised poker tournament, every player folded but one (not Annie), so the one who stayed in won the pot. One of the most sacred rules of poker (or at least according to my husband's family, who taught me to play) is that, if someone wins the pot by driving all the other players out, the winner doesn't have to show their hand. They can if they want to, they don't have to. In fact, it's kind of rude to ask to see the hand unless you're playing a friendly game.
So in this tournament, everyone folded, the guy won, the players are sitting around talking - and Annie reaches over and peaks at the guy's cards. Everyone was kind of shocked, and she tried to act like she momentarily forgot what was going on, which was BS because she comes from a huge poker family. Big, big faux pas. After that, I've always thought she's weird.
That face! I am amazed every time I see her try to make an expression or talk. It is beyond the most plastic thing ever! And Melissa is right on track to follow her!
One of her nostrils is a isosceles triangle and the other is a scalene triangle.
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I love Joan but she only went on the show to prove Melissa is a brilliant, accomplished professional woman independent of her mama's apron strings... and it was an epic fail.
a little of Joan goes a long way. but she is pure gold.
the rest, just trash
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Trump had that blonde Playboy woman in the boardroom with Rivers watching in the apartment via remote and blondie was arguing she was more than a body, she had a mind, too. Typical yawn. But they cut to Joan mocking "Mr. Trump, both my tits can count to ten." She is the only thing that kept this show alive since Dennis Rodman left.
She cleary said all poker players are white trash. Maybe all those face lifts destroyed her pea brain.
That plastic face of her's is a total fucking farce!
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she's looking more and more like leona helmsley everyday.
and she's calling someone trash? please.
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I was surprised that she's kinda short. She always seemed like the tall and skinny type. Meanwhile, I'm admiring the way her & Melissa kicked up a ton of drama.
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I'm sure if I called ONE PERSON a stupid JAP bitch, Joan would be enraged to the point of cracking her face.
She's so undignified.
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Jocelyn Wildenstein called and wants her face back! damn, this woman's face is tighter than the skin on a conga drum and has more stitches in it than a quilt! and for god's sake, she needs to quit shoving in our faces that she's 75. my aunt is 75 and looks WAY better than Joan and w/o all the face work done! that said, she's totally gonna win ova that card hustler.
Oh please. Anyone with a brain cell could figure out that she was calling Annie white trash NOT all poker players. It might've seemed like she was roping them all together - but in reality she was throwing the dig to Annie.
But lets face it, Annie does come off as a piece of white trash and she plays poker for a f*cking living! nuff said.
Joan was probably so enraged when she blurted out that comment that she honestly doesn't remember offending an entire group. Her aim was at Annie. Who gives a shit if she pissed off a few sleazy back stabbing poker players anyway?!
Yes, right. Joan's classless. Very true. So are most of these people. They bring out the best in all of us. In other news.
How about some insecure dweeb writing this oh so meaningful and deeply insightful song about Britney Spears.
Come on. Could they pick on someone their own size. Maybe write songs like these about someone they actually know. Like our favorite ho, perhaps. Just to get things off to an easy start.
What a cheap bid for relevancy. Like tossing kittens through a basketball goal or something. Too easy. Way too easy. And unfair. Britney is semi-retarded and has been formally declared incompetent. Basically she didn't create this, and never really had a chance. She should be working at her local Mickey D's and moonlighting weekends as the most popular employee at the skating rink while studying for a cosmetology degree. No reason to victimise her further. THAT'S tacky.
Thanks, Disney. You've made the world so bright and sunshiny.
Hope she beats Annies ass! Can't stand the bitch with the I, I, I attitude trying to take all the credit, bitch please. I'm all for Joan to wipe Anns ass up on the floor.
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Her face has been pulled up so tightly that she can't close her eyes all the way. Wonder how she sleeps at night?
CLASS-LESS.
This is why you don't go to a Costa Rican premed school for your plastic surgery.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 10:06am.
like they just almost close. almost.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
What a tingle to see the four remaining contestants in front of the elevators last Sunday and you hear the "ding" and out walks Joan. Good drama.
That being said, Annie Duke will win easily. Trump likes to pick controversy and Duke has been strong the entire season.
One more face lift and she'll have a goatee.
Those eyelids just look painful!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Omg, I love this saucy bitch so, so much. She's playing somewhere in Times Square on the 19th, I just have to get tickets! The Florence Nightingale thing is hilarious.
Let's get real - Joan has had a comedy career for decades, and has won multiple awards. Annie has won almost $4 million playing cards. My obvious bias aside, I don't see what is so great about people who make money playing games (whether it's cards, basketball, football, whatever). Woo-hoo, get a real job. Joan for the win! If Annie wins Celebrity Apprentice I will be physically ill.
I just found out she lives in Connecticut,
a couple towns over from me, but one I frequent :)
I did not know this.
Hope I don't run into her in a dark alley somewhere, coming out one night with my pizza.
She's wandered into Jocelyn territory, for sure..
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:30am.
MK, it's too early for this shit. Joan should only be viewed at midnight with the lights out and a bag over your head.
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I AGREE IT IS WAY TOO EARLY. THOUGHT IS WAS 5 PM. BUT SOMETHING WOKE ME UP AT 3 AM. I THINK IT WAS EIETHER THE MOON OR A PARILMENT OF FUCKING OWLS. OWL MATING SEASON IS GOING ON AND THEY CAN MAKE QUIT A RACKET THEY ARE FUCKING GETTING IT ON. BUT THEN AGAIN THE DEVIL IS IN THE MOON AND HE CAN BE A REAL SLITHERY CHARACTER IF YOU DONT KEEP AN EYE ON HIM.
MK, it's too early for this shit. Joan should only be viewed at midnight with the lights out and a bag over your head.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:20am.
Ok, who's gonna make this their Mother's Day card?
Oh I am! LMAO!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
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I love Joan- that Florence Nightingale comment is awesome!!!
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I love Joan Rivers, but the strange over-the-top Jewish motherness was very unflattering. Jesus Christ, this is for charity.
I hope Annie kicks her ass.
I reeeeeeeaaaalllllly want to undo the banana clip on the back of her head that is surely holding that mess so tightly. She'd be tripping over her jowls in a nanosecond.
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Joan is back fuckin peddling to save her life. Think about it, where do most pokah playahs work? Las Vegas...Where does Joan Rivers do several shows a year..yup. Get a shovel Joan, you got a lotta' diggin' to do.
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she's got Jocelyn Wildenstein eyes
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SHES A REAL TRASHY PERSON. EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS YOU DONT MAKE JESTURES LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF A CAMERA OR ROLLING TAPE. IF YOU DO IT AT FUCKING ALL IT IS BEHIND THE SCEANES IN FRONT OF PEOPLE WHO WELL UNDERSTAND YOU ARE JUST KIDDING AROUND.
Ok, who's gonna make this their Mother's Day card?
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Morris Day, Jem, The Thunderbirds!?!?!
MK, what on EARTH are you taking for your cold!!?!?
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Actually I meant the texture more than the actual face. Her skin looks like a baby's butt. I could do without the Bond-O work.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 9:13am.
Yes, the face is alright for 70+, if you don't mind pulled and taut. It's the ears that disturb me.
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But stretching your face out of proportion and making an ass of yourself on a reality show is not trashy at all.
I can't wait for her next melt-down..I'm referring to her emotional melt-down. Obviously her face already had one.
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Damn, if they hadn't overdone her eyes, I would take that face at 70.
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