Pamela Ewing Is Fucking Crazy
Victoria Principal's maid, Maribel Banegas, was out walking her master's dog and the beast just wouldn't go caca times. Those of us that have dog friends, have been there. You're waiting for ever for that bitch to drop one and he just won't cooperate. You recite a few lines from GOOP hoping that will move his bowels. When that doesn't work, you sing a few lines of a Heidi Montag song. This is what happened to Maribel. Because Victoria's pooch wouldn't bust a butt nugget, she took longer than normal.
When she got back to Casa De Crazy, Victoria was waiting for her and the insane bitch wasn't happy. Victoria fired Maribel on the spot for taking too long with her dog. When Maribel explained that it was the dog's fault, because it wouldn't take a shit, Victoria disappeared upstairs. When she came back downstairs, she was holding a gun and pointed it at Maribel! That crazy motherfucker still thinks she's in Dallas!
Victoria threatened to kill Maribel and even told another housekeeper to move out of the way so she could shoot her ass! Maribel ran into another room where she locked herself in and called 911. Victoria waited outside of the door the whole time hoping Maribel would come back out so she could shoot her.
Maribel filed a lawsuit alleging assault, false imprisonment and intentional infliction of emotional distress. Maribel is suing for cash money.
Please tell me Victoria was wearing a white satin robe with marabou trimming and lucite bed slippers. Also, please tell me she was holding a glass of champagne with the other hand! Glamour!
Who knew Victoria had a house of crazy living up in her head? Methinks she should loosen her face a bit, because all that tightness is making her insane.
And I blame Victoria's dog for this. He knew exactly what he was doing. Maribel probably denied him steak for lunch and this is how he got back at her.
Source: E! Online
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The botox must have fried her brain.
That's sooo crazy...it's TELENOVELLA SHIT
blueangel: They were divorced in 2006.
I find it totally hilarious that Victoria's mother's name is Ree Veal:
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Like a kettle in the kitchen
I feel the steam begin to brew
I've read that she's a heavy drinker and when she drinks she gets violent. Remember the fights that she and her plastic surgeon husband engaged in? Is she still married to him?
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If she pulls her face back any more, her eyebrows are gonna be her new hairline.
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Do plastic surgeons just hack random bits of flesh off of these bitches noses nowadays? WTF??
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 6:44pm.
I wonder if she's ever considered walking her own damn dog? Maybe she's concerned she might fuck up her face (lift) by straining at the leash.
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Only if the pooch trips her and she eats pavement. Which I'd pay to see, BTW.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Dallas, Dynasty, Falcon Crest,etc all seemed to be about rich families.
I wonder if she's ever considered walking her own damn dog? Maybe she's concerned she might fuck up her face (lift) by straining at the leash.
i noticed the tag "plastic surgery" under victoria's story...how can you say that? this is an all natural beauty...
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"Please tell me Victoria was wearing a white satin robe with marabou trimming and lucite bed slippers. Also, please tell me she was holding a glass of champagne with the other hand! Glamour!"
Ohhhh, and this is why I love my Michael K.
It was the maid who went nuts. The cops and DA investigated the whole pulling the gun thing and found no wrongdoing by Principal. She was defending herself against a giant (6ft) angry maid.
I'm not defending Victoria Principal but she filed a lawsuit today and her version of events reads quite differently than the dog-walker's. And even though Victoria sounds like Glinda the good-witch in her version, there's still plenty of basic facts that are left out in the dog-walker's lawsuit. Like the fact that she was already fired when she came to the house in a huff and dragged the dog away with nobody's permission and basically kept it out for an hour, refusing to bring it back. Then bringing it back by dragging it in the air by it's leash with it's front paws not touching the ground while the dog wheezed, snorted and choked. And apparently hitting the housekeeper and refusing to leave the premises on Principal's request, prompting the gun business. Neither story sounds right, but if someone was fucking with my dog and they were a temp employee that worked for me for 2 days and then threw a fit in my kitchen when fired... well, I wouldn't get a gun because I don't have one, but I'd be pissed.
Not surprised, not even a little. Stories have always come around about what a total b i tch she is. She's moving up from that to the east side of crazy town.
When did Victoria Principal morph into a ''Real Doll''?
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I love the crazies.
Oh please, who hasn't wanted to shoot the help now and then...
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Where's the mug shot?!? You can point a gun at people & the cops don't take you to the pokey for fingerprinting fun?
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:20am.
And then she woke up and realized it was all a dream.
HAW!
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Vicky is really a head case. However, I want to know why she was not arrested and the weapon taken from her custody. For the ordinary American she or he'd be in jail, waiting to see a judge about bail.
She looks quite a bit like OctoMom. Weird!
I remember her nude photos from Playboy articles. Huge areolas and pendulous breasts! The reality is I don't understand how she made it in tehbusiness. At one time she tried to be an agent, didn't she?
Is this for real?
If so, she is Hot Slut of the Year!!!
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I'm sorry but, white satin gown or not that shit is funny!!
I'm sorry but, white satin gown or not that shit is funny!!
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 12:07pm.
Doesn't Vicky have her own line of cosmetics that she peddles on late nite infomercials? Obviously whatever ingredients she's put into those potions are giving her crazy side effects.
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The self-importance and entitlement has rendered most celebrities incapable of simple human logic and behavior. Dogs should shit on command, right? No harm in pointing a firearm at the Hispanic maid if he didn't, of course?
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Nothing matters but the weekend
From a Tuesday point of view
Like a kettle in the kitchen
I feel the steam begin to brew
I remember she dated Andy Gibb. But I looked her up and she also dated Desi Arnaz Jr., and Frank Sinatra! What an eclectic taste in men. Here's Crazy Vicky & Andy.
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EDIT: I shudder to think what Vicky would have done if Maribel let the dog shit in the house!
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It's women like her that will be responsible for the apocalypse.
Thanks for ruining the world, bitch.
Shouldn't the headline be 'Pamela Ewing Is Fucking Hot!'?
That's what I'm talking 'bout! Crazy ass bitches by the boatload.
Doesn't Vicky have her own line of cosmetics that she peddles on late nite infomercials? Obviously whatever ingredients she's put into those potions are giving her crazy side effects. This adventure could have had the makings of another "Who shot JR?" had Maribel not been fast enough to run and lock herself, yet Vicky with all her Dallas history did not think of shooting the lock on the door and kicking it open? Now THAT would have been the ultimate cliffhanger... LOL
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the line between dallas & this is my real life has obviously become more than a little blurry for her batshit crazy self. too bad there's not a vid from a security camera or from the other maid's phone. can u even imagine? ha.
Its all the plastic surgery. It damaged her brain
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Botox has seeped into her brain.
If she had just listened to Anthony Clark she would have known that the greatest thing about having those little POS dogs is you don't have to take them out to shit. Just hold em out the window and squeeze.
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I wonder if she will offer facials in prison?
What the fuck is wrong with people??! Seriously.
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You have a fucking signature quote...come on now. Doesn't get much worse. aeon312 4/3/09
I really hope this happens with Principal Victoria on South Park! Fun!
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Before she landed her role on Dallas, Victoria Principal was struggling and did a porno movie. I remember seeing the scene she did. She gave some guy an incredible blow job and gobbled up his load.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 11:35am.
Victoria is going to be so traumatized that she'll develop amnesia and have to be hospitalized. Fortunately we will find out that it was never Victoria who committed this horrible act, but her evil twin sister. On the down side, Maribel the Maid is actually Victoria's long-lost daughter, incurably evil, and plotting to steal her house, her husband, her dog, and her identity as we speak!
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Exactly! Why do you think she ran in the house insteady of *away*?!
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Vicki was married for ages to a Dr Glassman - plastic surgeon to the stars.
She's been tweaked for decades.
This isn't the first crazy story I've heard about her either - she gives weird quotes and has had reported tanties, though nothing to this extent.
Maid hid in the room so the cops could see all the shit go down. Less of a chance of that happening if you leave. Gotta preserve the evidence that'll make you the $$$
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
and, she's not sitting in jail because?
YOU pull a gun on somebody and see what happens.
entitled motherfuckers are sickening.
she needs to eat dogshit. then bathe in it.
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Victoria is going to be so traumatized that she'll develop amnesia and have to be hospitalized. Fortunately we will find out that it was never Victoria who committed this horrible act, but her evil twin sister. On the down side, Maribel the Maid is actually Victoria's long-lost daughter, incurably evil, and plotting to steal her house, her husband, her dog, and her identity as we speak!
Victoria Principal can still afford a maid *and* a surgeon?
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What do you expect from someone who dated Andy Gibb??
Maybe she will wake up and it will have been one shitastic dream....like her episode with Bobby.
This sea hag is 100% certifiable crazy.
I was gonna say that maybe she was on her period because sometimes you feel like that but this woman hasn't had one in like 30 years. WTF? She should be locked up for attempted murder. Seriously. And that fucking face cream she hawks on the air ain't gonna help her in prison.
Yeah, I especially love it when dogs do that at 3 in the morning when you live in a sketchy neighborhood.