Open Post: Hosted By Andre Leon Talley

When Andre Leon Talley hit the red carpet at last night's Costume Gala shit, whores should've scuttled away. There's no topping this! And by that I mean he's totally a bottom. But seriously, an Adidas graduation tarp paired with "pilgrimess at a fancy party" shoes and Aretha Franklin's charm anklet? Only Andre Leon Talley could pull this off. Andre probably just rolled out a bed and onto this outfit. It's that easy for him. I need him to touch me on the forehead and bless me with his fabulousness. Just one glimpse at Andre makes my no-no shimmy and that's a good thing.