Tuesday, May 5th 2009
Who Is April's Hot Slut Of The Month?
Please a take moments from giving your liver a pep-talk before tonight's tequila-filled debauchery, to vote for April's Hot Slut of the Month. April was chock full of piping hot sluts, so I have 5 for you to choose from. Your choices are:
Abel Xavier - SpongeBob's long-lost sexier half-brother. And he's a footballer too.
Scotland's #1 Male Barbie - No description necessary. Period.
Susan Boyle - The most famous crazy cat lady (next to Aniston) on the planet.
Freda Payne - A beautiful disaster with a voice like a drunk lounge singer.
Jesse James - The star of both my nightmares and my wet dreams.
Voting is in the sidebar to the right and the winning slut will be named Thursday. Vote with your LIFE.
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I continue to be outraged over this Susan Boyle fuckery going on here! Why, why, why is she winning? Scottish Barbie or Jesse James- anyone but Susan Boiled Potatoes!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
i voted for susan cauz potty mouth parrot wasn't up for grabs!
Barbie-Boy has MY vote.
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"My greatest achievement? Resisting the urge to tell my former bosses to go fuck themselves."
That barbie is gayer than that whole boatload of guys wearing polka-dots from the other day. I do love the unfettered use of bottle-tan, though.
Guess I'm in the minority, so to speak, but I voted for freda. When you get to be my age, a drunken chocolate gilf starts to look pretty tasty.
ugh... April sucks...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Scotland Barbie because I want to yank down his pants and see how far that orange glow goes.
For some reason trash turns me on.
*It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.*
~Bill Hicks~
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What kinda fucking DListed IS this if Susan Boyle wins? Like Spaghetti Cat wasn't bad enuff...and least he (she?) belonged up there...but Susan Boyle!? EPIC FAIL, people!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Have you seen Jesse James on The Celebrity Apprentice? The man has NO personality whatsoever!!
Please no more cats!...oh there aren't any...woooooo!
I'm already sick of Susan Boyle....not sure on this one.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
no please not susan. she sucks.
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Fucka doodle-do.
SUSAN BOYLE! SUSAN BOYLE!
she fooled them all, and sang like a bird!
even my pastor likes her. :)
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All i can say is she's plain but pleasant-looking enough. Not 'you ain't got no alibi',ugly. Not 'elephant man' ugly. Her facial feature appear to be in the correct order. Everyone keeps calling her ugly. WTF?
She's plain, so what.
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-If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
Catherine Aird
Enough with the Susan Boyle crap!
SCOTLANDS #1 MALE BARBIE for the WIN!
Did anyone see his episode? What's sad is he's not even the most fucked up person they ever had on that show. Damn some of the girls in Britain are skeevy. The chick that wore [thong] underwear out clubbing had to be one of my favorites. Who does that?!?!
Male Barbie should be a landslide victory on DL, I'm so confused! Why does Susan Boyle have so many votes? I can understand it on Popsugar but DL??
Really?
Male Barbie, Male Barbie, Male Barbie, MALE BARBIE FOR THE WIN!
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
Ugh. Do we really have to let Susan Boyle win?
It seems like the most predictable, boring person/thing always wins hot slut these days.
I, too, am for Scotland's Male Barbie.
Ugh, if you ask me, SUSAN BOYLE is like the new CHERYL BURKE! Every time I see her, I become violent. She's like the rusty bucket full of dirty mop water that we should dip mophead CHERYL BURKE into.
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"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff." - Britney Jean Spears
seriously, boyle should be off the table...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Submitted by darlingjulie on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:27pm.
Yes, Anonymous101, that is my pup, she's a corgi.
I always get a little too excited when I see other corgis. I am going to have to check out that mosiac!
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Yeah, they have some good stuff ;) It's actually in Afternoon Crumbs though - sorry for the mix-up.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
WTF?! 50% already? folks,Susan isn't hot slut material. i hear she's a con artist.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:58pm.
I always vote for the one with 4 legs. Susan Boyle it is.
Ha!
Seriously, Susan Boyle is not Hot Slut material. Perhaps in the AARP newsletter, but not on dlisted.
I demand to know, who is voting for Fraud Boyle? It's ridiculous! What is so great about her? I liked her the first day, that's it. God I wish a cat or other pet had been a Hot Slut this month, and Susan would have had NO CHANCE!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Why are we even voting? Why not just say Susan Maria Callas Boyle?
(PS: actually, her voice aint all that great).
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
DeeDee, he gets his "glow" from "using foundation for black people". It gives him a real "Beyonce" look.
GOD why the fuck is he not winning over Susan Boyle?
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
COME AT ME, BITCH!
Scotland's #1 Male Barbie gets my vote. The uniformity of his orange glow mesmerizes me.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 4:08pm.
hey! we got that email at our office too today!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I finally got it!
Changed my avatar! Love my doggie, but someone sent me this picture about stopping the spread of the swine flu.
I was laughing like crazy.
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
** flicks booger at screen **
** lands on Scotland #1 male barbie !! **
That's my vote.
** chips booger off screen with fingernail.
Save it for next month's HSOTM **
Let JESSE JAMES win something without having to pimp out his wife
I always vote for the one with 4 legs. Susan Boyle it is.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Dear Lord, get Susan Boyle off my television!
If I want to see ugly people I will got to walmart.
I know...like the entire Susan Boyle ballfuck deal wasn't orchestrated. Like they'd never heard her sing before the filming, they just agreed to let some old cow stand there and waste film with her bleating. Nothing real ever comes out of reality TV and the truth is this bitch is being exhalted because she's ugly and it makes people feel better about themselves to fucking sit there and cry over her amazing "success" story. I'm so tired of it.
Meanwhile, a true Scottish flower is being denied his time in the spotlight! For shame.
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
COME AT ME, BITCH!
Why is Susan Boyle winning? Come on people she is a fraud and B-O-R-I-N-G!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Hairicane on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:20pm.
I will look at the cookies and if the pic is too big, thanks for the instructions to fix the size.
Thanks Dlisted folks!!! Ur da best!
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Submitted by harrybalsac on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:06pm.
Still trying to figure this shit out, I'm a cybertard! When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.
I know took me awhile too. Go in edit and put your signature there and then it's alway there when you comment. put dashes or asterixs like I have so it doesn't get mixed in with your comment. I am out for the day. Have fun! I am here most days!!! LOL!
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Wow, did you attend the David Caruso School of Typing? You type...just like..(sunglasses off).... David..........Caruso..(sunglasses on)....acts. BADLY.
-Team Valtrex
Omg guys, so this one time, I like, came upon a big pile of dog turds that were REALLY, REALLY rank and like, someone had just like, shot a bunch of snot rockets all over it, and this shit was just NASTY, I mean, it was like an entire orphanage-full of dirty ruffians flicked their earwax onto the pile, and it was just SO sick I puked on the pile about 16 times, named her Susan Boyle, and now she's an Internet phenomenon! Sometimes piles of cerumen-encrusted, snotty puke-shit need to stay where they belong - nowhere. May all traces of her very memory be wiped clean from this Earth! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Srsly.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:16pm.
Thanks, I'm going to look at the jpeg size. *s*
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Yes, Anonymous101, that is my pup, she's a corgi.
I always get a little too excited when I see other corgis. I am going to have to check out that mosiac!
Submitted by CRAZY on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:06pm.
Still trying to figure this shit out, I'm a cybertard! When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.
Submitted by darlingjulie on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:21pm.
Anonymous101, is you avie a corgi?
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I'm not sure; I got it from the 'beer can' cityrag post from today's Morning Wood. It's a mosaic made from beer cans - tee,hee. BTW is that your dog in the avie; he's so cute :)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Team SUSAN!!!
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Anonymous101, is you avie a corgi?
vote for the Scottish Barbie, Susan Boyle already got her 5 minutes of Scottish fame!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Me too,Molotov; I always vote for the human beans.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:09pm.
Help out there!
I'm trying to change my avatar to another ,jpeg, but it's not working.
I either get nothing or the old avatar of my crazy puppy, Marshmellow.
Anyone can help me out there?
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Did you try "REFRESH"?
Clear your cookies?
Get a jpeg that's the right size?
Make sure your avie is "thumbnail" size.
You can use Google images. the first image you get in the top left will be a "thumbnail" size. When you find one you like, do a "right click save as" to your harddrive. then upload from your harddrive.
Another method. Use PHOTOBUCKET if you don't have Adobe Photoshop to resize. Photobucket has a feature where you can resize an image - actually, it automatically links you to a thumbnail version of whatever image you upload. But if you don't have a Photobucket account, it could take all afternoon to figure it out....
FWIW
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 3:09pm.
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How big is your picture? It should only be 30 kB at the most. Also, make sure you hit 'save' at the bottom of the edit page. Sometimes, it just takes a while to upload also.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Slutts - hell to the naw, I abstained from that whole round! I am voting for that delicate flower the Scottish Male Barbie, also known as the keeper of my heart!
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Nothing says 'don't take my picture' like Mardi Gras masks and ill-fitting mint green jackets and Pokemon trousers. - Ziggy Stardust 4/28/09
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 05/05/2009 - 2:58pm.
Male Barbie FOR THE WIN.
And in case anybody cares, here's his "make under" straight from youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SzTo1IAZ4s&annotation_id=annotation_4888...
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That was AWESOME!!! But he looked a lil like Kelley Osborne at the end. Without the fat.
Help out there!
I'm trying to change my avatar to another ,jpeg, but it's not working.
I either get nothing or the old avatar of my crazy puppy, Marshmellow.
Anyone can help me out there?
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
MALE BARBIE FTW!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock