Brooke Better Watch It
The answer to yesterday's question, "Why in Vanessa Lutz Hell would anybody fight over Brooke Shields?", has been answered. Sort of. Kind of. Okay, not really. Anyway, two nights ago in NYC, Kiefer Sutherland headbutted Jack McCullough of Proenza Schouler over Brooke Shields. TMZ says it was because Jack bumped into Brooke and didn't apologize.
Police say when Jack knocked Brooke over, Quiefer jumped to her rescue, because that's how he do. He demanded that Jack apologize to Brooke. The two had a few words which escalated into Jack pushing Queefy. Queef responded the only way he knows how, he headbutted that trick. Jack was rushed off to the hospital to get his purdy nose fixed and a police report was taken. This might be a problem for Kiefer since he's on probation in Los Angeles for a DUI.
But wait! The plot thins! Kiefer's damsel in distress, Brooke Shields, has no idea what he's blabbering about. Brooke says Jack did nothing to her and she has no idea why Kiefer gave it to him Jack Bauer-style. Her spokeswhore said, "Jack did nothing inappropriate. It's not clear what caused Kiefer to do what he did."
That's ice ice cold. Brooke and Kiefer made beautiful magic together (the masterpiece that is Freeway) and she acts like she doesn't even know who he is?! Brooke better wear a helmet at all times, because Kiefer is watching and waiting. His forehead has her head's name written all over it. He's ready to headbutt that bitch at any time for doing him wrong like this.
And since Brooke denies any involvement in this, I'm sticking to my Christmas tree theory.
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Brooke is built like a linebacker. Does she really need someone to stickup for her?
the plot thins! LOL
TEAM KIEFER! Why can't everybody just lay off. I wish somebody had stood up for at times when I've been manhandled. Brooke should STFU and back him up.
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"Ick. Nast."
Brooke Shields played his wife. And Freeway is a masterpiece, Im hating on Brooke right about now, no matter what, she should of said Keifer was right, he stuck up for her. She's a dumbass.
Definitely team Kiefer on this.
Wait, who was Brooke Shields in Freeway?? I love that movie but I don't remember her...only Reese Witherspoon.
He really should drink alone because he is a horrible drunk & cant seem to stay out trouble.
Once a guy on a bike rode by me on the sidewalk and punched me on the shoulder, hard. It was really upsetting and partly because of the whole randomness of it. (by the way, nobody even seemed to notice.) i later read a story about a congressman's daughter who got punched in a store for no reason. i believe there is actually a name for this antisocial behavior. maybe this geezer still has it. jerk.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:25am.
I got pushed to the floor from behind once at a library book sale, by some fucking nasty old geezer who wanted to get to the table in front of where I was standing, to snatch up all the books he could.
Not one person offered to help me up, or said a word about it.
Submitted by Josh Woodward on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:32am.
Its illegal to assault people. He's going back to jail for this.
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You need to check the TMZ update, as it has been confirmed that Kiefer was not the aggressor. The police have interviewed ppl and they say that Jack pushed him first for coming to Shields' defense.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Kwefer broke the other dude's nose. Its confusing because the other dude was named "Jack."
Wow, he's kind of a loser. Headbutted someone and HE'S the one who got hurt.
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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Its illegal to assault people. He's going back to jail for this.
And I don't know if anyone mentioned this but Brooke Sheilds looks like a straight-up tranny that can take care of "her"self!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
thanks for the freeway shoutout. love that movie!
wonder if his daughter is just used to this kind of stuff or if she still gets embarrassed.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:53am.
I'm totally TEAM KIEFER!
Freeway is a kick-ass flick! Cholas, shanks, gayelles in jayelles, sheds full of porn, and gun shots to the face?!?!? YES!
Freeway is my all-time favorite movie. I love the part where Brooke shoots herself in the head and gets blood and brains all over the ridiculously large yellow bow in her hair.
Brooke looks like she could cut a bitch LOL
She's got some great geneology though,
Italian royalty and all.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:46am.
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You are so hot.
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Thanks! *smooooch!* :)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:43am.
I'm not PMSing, Mz Angel. I'd say the same thing at any point about anyone. I don't think he's being held accountable for fucking up repeatedly, the way the rest of us would be.
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You are so hot.
Brooke, you're OK with crazy Tom Cruise, who singled you out regarding your bout with PPD? But you make a statement to diss Keifer? You're dead to me, Brooke. You hear that? You're dead to me.
Love Keifer, love Jack Bauer, and love the Christmas tree. And loved that somebody got it Jack-Bauer style.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:08am.
You guys are giving him a drunk pass? After he's done the same sort of stuff repeatedly? He needs to go to jail for violating his probation, pay civil damages for assault, and dry out for good.
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And I thought boys din't get PMS! O yeah, but Sheeps is lesbian...Nevermind.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:28am.
I got a "free" nose job when I was mugged years ago. Actually it wasn't free, but it was a hell of a bargain! My nose for a cheap purse! I thought it was a fair trade! Thanx mugger!
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See...I thought that might be true! Yay!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
I got pushed to the floor from behind once at a library book sale, by some fucking nasty old geezer who wanted to get to the table in front of where I was standing, to snatch up all the books he could.
Not one person offered to help me up, or said a word about it.
I fucking love Kiefer now.
Sometimes a bitch looks at you funny and you have to lean in and give him a nice Glasgow Kiss. Look that up Michael K. I've done it. I'm just happy he didn't ruin Lazaro's pretty face.
Brooke isn't aging well
I think she's slowly turning into the man she was always meant to be
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:00am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:36am.
Sorry!! *taking it back* He's real. As are the plots.
OMG! Thank you I can stop having this anxiety attack! :)
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:36am.
Sorry!! *taking it back* He's real. As are the plots.
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You are so hot.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:42am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:36am.
CRAZY! JACK IS REAL! Don't let anyone tell you any different! Santa is too! Look at the tree he left for Kiefer!
Team Kiefer/Jack Bauer!
Bahahahahahaha!
Team Kiefer/Jack Bauer!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:36am.
CRAZY! JACK IS REAL! Don't let anyone tell you any different! Santa is too! Look at the tree he left for Kiefer!
Team Kiefer/Jack Bauer!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:35am.
Just like Matt Lauer- SPINELESS!
Must be Sciento brain waves altering their minds to "forgive" Tommy!
Amazing the crap people put up with, the insults, etc. just to be on Cruises "good side". Disgraceful ass kissers!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:29am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:25a
Hahahaha!~ I was going to say the same thing, but I didn't want Sheeps mad at me!
I am mad a Sheeps for revealing Jack bauer is not real! It's like Christmas of 84' all over again!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:59am.
Brooke Sux. She'll forgive Tom Cruises rant on her postpartum depression, but she won't back up Kiefer for defending her honor! Typical!
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Thank YOU! He completely shredded her ass and dragged her through the mud repeatedly concerning postpartum and now their kids have "play dates" together. It's like WTF?!?
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Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:25a
Hahahaha!~ I was going to say the same thing, but I didn't want Sheeps mad at me!
Team Kiefer!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:08am.
Agreed, He is an alcoholic and that is bad enough,I think Alcoholism is the saddest addiction, because is so easy to get.
I feel bad for him,, I is a good actor. I like him.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
he has that type of syphilis that goes to the brain
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:08am.
You guys are giving him a drunk pass? After he's done the same sort of stuff repeatedly? He needs to go to jail for violating his probation, pay civil damages for assault, and dry out for good. At this point, he's like Tom Sizemore, with too many chances. Jack Bauer is just a fictional character; IRL, Kiefer sounds like a drunken, angry jerk.
Whaaa! Jack Bauer's not real????
Sorry I still lurve him!
Team Kiefer!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Good to know!
And thousands of sincere and serious tall people I met on T a l l l o v i n g . C o m are the most amazing people I ever met! they care nothing but real love and chemistry! that's what we are looking for in today's world! :-)
You guys are giving him a drunk pass? After he's done the same sort of stuff repeatedly? He needs to go to jail for violating his probation, pay civil damages for assault, and dry out for good. At this point, he's like Tom Sizemore, with too many chances. Jack Bauer is just a fictional character; IRL, Kiefer sounds like a drunken, angry jerk.
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You are so hot.
Brooke Sux. She'll forgive Tom Cruises rant on her postpartum depression, but she won't back up Kiefer for defending her honor! Typical!
Team Kiefer! (I love typing that!~)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Katt on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:56am.
Bahahahaha!
Kiefer 1 Brooke 0
Team Kiefer!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:53am.
I agree and I personally like to be the one to start that fight!!! And then say to the on lookers " What the hell are you looking at? Bartender give me a fucking drink! What a person can't Headbutt a person once in awhile?"
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:48am.Oh I see we have another Team Kiefer member! Welcome!
Team Kiefer
We should all get together and boycott "Lipstick Jungle"...oh wait, it's already off the air!
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
I'm totally TEAM KIEFER!
Freeway is a kick-ass flick! Cholas, shanks, gayelles in jayelles, sheds full of porn, and gun shots to the face?!?!? YES!
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:46am.
How fun can a party actually be if everyone stands around acting all civilized?
Most people never get to see a good one-sided fight, the party goers should be happy that there was some entertainment aside from boring chat about nothing! After that mess, I bet there was plenty to talk about!
Team Kiefer!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He deserved that shit. Keifer does not just go around randomly attacking......
Okay, well that Josh person provoked it and I don't care what bobble headed Brooke says!
Submitted by Katt on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:45am.
I sorta love Kiefer's crazy ass! I should enlist him to headbutt some motherfuckers for me... *sigh* My hero!
Oh I see we have another Team Kiefer member! Welcome!
Team Kiefer!
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I knew it! This was done in a drunken haze but w/o TEAM KEIFER ALL THE WAY. I never saw Freeway but i will add it to my netflix queue. I loved Keifer since the Lost Boys' dayz. He is one of the few men that can still get it from me. I so agree with Team KFed. I watched 24 since the first year. This season is quite good though I think its Keifer's last. The entire show hinges on Jack Bauer's bad-ass-ness (which is a testament to Keifer's acting skills).
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:43am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:38am.
Me like the new Sig!
I am thinking we are the only ones on Team Kiefer! What's up with that? So he's a bit of a drunk?! So he pounces on innocent Christmas trees!? So he head butted some designer at the Met Gala after party?! Who hasn't ?
Team Kiefer!
I know eh! I myself have done all of the above and worse!
Team Kiefer!
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I sorta love Kiefer's crazy ass! I should enlist him to headbutt some motherfuckers for me... *sigh* My hero!
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB