Wednesday, May 6th 2009

Alien Tranny Hooker At The Point

Alien Princess RiRi walked the ho stroll of NYC yesterday looking like she was peddling some ass with a side of peen to the highest bidder. I'm not even joking when I say that I've seen those exact thigh high leather pantywhores on a tranny prostitute down in Florida. Bitch is going to be pissed that RiRi jacked her style. Add Jane Child to that list too. Jane does not want to fall in love with RiRi's earring/necklace combo thing. That shit is a little too close to Jane's signature earring/nosering/necklace contraption. It's also begging to be YANKED.

Here's more of RiRi looking like Bobby Trendy in NYC yesterday afternoon. That night, she changed into an outfit she bought at The Last Dragon prop and costume auction.

Posted by: Michael K


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damn with the Hate in here!!! Ri just living her life, she combed her hair now back up off of her! I think the boots are fVukkin fierce too!!!!!!

Why does she always dress like it's 1981? That is so not cute.

madam ex's picture

WTF is wrong with her? I think Chris needs to slap and push her around again, maybe the brain will shift and she will get some sense, style sense.
She looks awful, who the hell wants KARL written across your sunglasses? And that jacket, she is so channeling Michael Jackson, I didnt want to believe she was this crazy, but she apparently is.

She is always wearing the most hideous outfits... and hairdos to match.

lea8199's picture

oh she's so edgy.......... gag me

Condi the ingrown toenail's picture

JANE CHILD!? OMG, Mikey, how do you come up with this stuff? I haven't thought of that woman in almost 20 years! And more to the point, whatever happened to her and her floor-length dreads/braids?

YouTube doesn't have her greatest video! Woe.

Solaera's picture

Those ridiculous Rodarte thigh highs cost about a grand...and they look stupid enough on models with bird legs but on regular sized women they look hideous. Muffin-top thighs are not hot.

LALALALOVE's picture

Bitch is trying so hard to outdo what Cruella de Vil already did.

On a side note, I wonder how much she takes for a blow?

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Submitted by FrappBloat on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:33am.

Most people know her as being smacked in the gob by her boyfriend,...

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And that the Umbrella-ella-ella, altho in the car at the time, was not involved:)

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Most people know her as being smacked in the gob by her boyfriend, so it doesn't matter how hard she tries to get another image going..

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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:51am.
Um, I didn't even bother to read the post. I just gotta say, WTF?!
RiRi is such a pretty girl, but her sense of style and fashion is for shit.
This look is ridiculous. And ugly.
Morning, skanks!

Moaning, 'Noop! I so agree. And the icing on the cake of this godawful outfit is the open toed booties. Why?

EDIT: P.S. Those open toed booties make me wish she'd step in a nasty puddle and get her toes dirty and wet. Sorry, I just cannot stand them!

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theboy's picture

kanderso and la profesora, u guys rock!
i agree with you, and she's dressing this way, working the actual trends, and not pretending to be a high art piece and failing at it, like gaga.

Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:15am.

La Profesora - I AGREE! There is something very untouchable and cool about her that makes it work. You've got to have *something* beyond the weird clothes in order to be able to wear them.

Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are too generic to pull off most of the stuff they wear. But Rhianna can do it IMO. I ALMOST ALWAYS think she looks great, even if the outfit is something I wouldn't be caught dead in.

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Submitted by La Profesora on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:15am.

WORD kanderso!

She wears the clothes, the clothes dont wear her.

Not a la Gaga or Perry, who are lost in their outfits because it defines who they are, like it needs to be spelled out: E-D-G-Y
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I don't TOTALLY agree, not about Gaga - I think she looks great in her vids but it's, like, she's gotta realize that what works in a video doesn't work on the street...so I do sorta agree...

And Katy Perry is a foolio puppet. Can't even give that girl the time of day.

So, I guess: MOSTLY agree. But I don't think Rihanna's doing it, quite, either...she also has a tendency to look et by her outfit.

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WORD kanderso!

She wears the clothes, the clothes dont wear her.

Not a la Gaga or Perry, who are lost in their outfits because it defines who they are, like it needs to be spelled out: E-D-G-Y. If you take all the stuff off, there isnt much to them, they are average, but Rihanna has something that is not defined by the clothes. She is a unique woman.

As for the Gala outfit - I almost died when I saw her! It is a COSTUME GALA, not the mall, or a holiday party or even the Oscars, you are NOT suppose to wear a pretty, average, generic outfit that we have seen her wear a millon times on magazines and award shows - she rocked that shit and showed alot of confidence (which is nice to see after that mess with Brown) by picking a bold outfit.

theboy's picture

why people allways want young starlets to look like fresh spring air, ala nataly portman?
riri dresses her age and she's allways fashion forward.
i don't understand mk's hate to risky looks wich he allways asociates with trannys.
trannys ain't bad mk!

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angel_i's picture

I like that same hairstyle on this girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-mUSKdrI84&feature=related at 1:50 - sorry no pics yet...I can't find...

But the difference is that it's not nappy underneath and not OVERLY combed over...I don't even mind the streak but it just looks kinda ghetto to me...

And I'm open to fashion - I love new stuff - I LOVE this new space agey thing that's happening - it's NEW! I can't wear beige for EVER!!! Fashion was getting really beige, blah, boring! I'm excited. But outside of a few isolated pieces and a couple of ensembles, it's just not right, yet to me...I get the idea here but it's not polished - it's still the beginning of an idea...to me, anyway....

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:44am.
Lol!
Don't forget the cherries!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Stock Broker's picture

What an asshat. Her 15 minutes are up. She can go back to whatever black hole in space she came from.

NaNoop's picture

Um, I didn't even bother to read the post. I just gotta say, WTF?!
RiRi is such a pretty girl, but her sense of style and fashion is for shit.
This look is ridiculous. And ugly.
Morning, skanks!

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:49am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:39am.
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I got those same marks one time from skiing into a snow fence.

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Those marks also are on Honey Baked Hams too.
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LOL! you both are too funny.
yeah add some pineapple rings and dot them with cloves for that fancier look.

squeezy's picture

What the hell is this Kanye West/Robo-Cop aesthetic she's been going for lately? Over it.
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kanderso's picture

I think it also helps that RiRi doesn't seem to be basically selling sex to promote herself. Lady Gaga and Katy Perry spend about 90% of their lives partially naked. RiRi, on the other hand, sometimes shows some skin, but oftentimes doesn't need to (i.e., the suit at the gala).

Even here, sure, she's wearing short-ass shorts, but she's totally covered on top. In my opinion, not all that hootchie.

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kanderso's picture

La Profesora - I AGREE! There is something very untouchable and cool about her that makes it work. You've got to have *something* beyond the weird clothes in order to be able to wear them.

Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are too generic to pull off most of the stuff they wear. But Rhianna can do it IMO. I ALMOST ALWAYS think she looks great, even if the outfit is something I wouldn't be caught dead in.

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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer

bitchette's picture

every piece of this outfit is hideous. i can't figure out if it gets worse going up or going down. i think between the hair and the earlace its a tie with the holey latex/pleather thigh highs.

ugliness all around.

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La Profesora's picture

HOLD UP!

This bitch is hot!

I dont get everything she wears, but she looks good! She is one of those girls, like Gwen Stefani, that can wear anything and it looks good.

Its her charisma and her personality, she is also the only person whom I dont think the tattoos on her hands look trashy.

Lady Gaga and Katy Perry she aint.

If I was a dude trying to get with that I think my penis would fall off in fear... :(

Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:53am.

Coming from you, that is quite the compliment! *blushes*

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

kanderso's picture

Call me crazy but I think RiRi is a hot bitch and can pull off just about anything. I thought her suit at the gala was hot, and I think this is overall okay, and I actually love her coat.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:49am.
Those marks also are on Honey Baked Hams too.
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LMAO!! So true. Damn, you are on fiyah this mornin! Pour me one of whatever your havin, lady.

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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:39am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:37am.
so this is the result of getting whooped upside the head.

But on the upside, you get some really cool criss cross patterns on your legs after wearing that shit :-P
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I got those same marks one time from skiing into a snow fence.

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Those marks also are on Honey Baked Hams too.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

NitWitty's picture

My theory? JayZ's her manager...It wouldn't surprise me one bit to find out that Beyawnce's momma has her scizzors all over RiRi's wardrobe.

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Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:28am.
What up Craze.

Gigi-A-GoGo's picture

If only the music matched the hard edged, avant garde, fashion sensibilities.

It seems odd; I mean she is just making pop music that she probably doesn't really have much of a role in making.

I do like her though.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:37am.
so this is the result of getting whooped upside the head.

But on the upside, you get some really cool criss cross patterns on your legs after wearing that shit :-P
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I got those same marks one time from skiing into a snow fence.

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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.

Ophelias evil twin's picture

so this is the result of getting whooped upside the head.

But on the upside, you get some really cool criss cross patterns on your legs after wearing that shit :-P

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Submitted by harrybalsac on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 9:20am.

Morning Balsac!

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The saddest part is that with the fortune she spent on this shit, I could go to a nice store and buy a loooot of pretty clothes and shoes.
Dear Princess Ri-ri, if you want to show the world how though you are, don't let a prick beat the shit out of you, that's the answer honey!.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

harrybalsac's picture

I'd hit that.

kdracofan's picture

Outfit #1: atrocious

Outfit #2: horrible

JANE CHILDS
oh mk you are alwats taking me back down memory lane.

how do you remember all these things?lol

putas's picture

Missy- i yelled at mr. putas for trying to make me wear some thigh highs kinda sorta like this crap right here. I was so irritated and said i'm not wearing these fat trappers. Sorry babe that ship has sailed.

Now why doesn't this woman ever smile? Is this a desperate bid to be seen as the mysterious enigmatic artiste? *chokes on crispy creme*
I'm much more interested in her dad who was selling chotchkes outta his trunk. The Enquirer! They probably tracked Bin Laden for all we know.

Now with all those poptarts in that "who's edgier?" contest. Someday dressing like an average human being will be actually quite different and bizarre.

She's no doubt beautiful; but I gotta say, hot and sensual models on
___T a l l m i n g l e . c o m___ are more attractive to me! Man, tell ya what? If you dig hot Milfs, that's the place!! LOL

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Wow, her whole look from head to toe is criminal. Her hair is a thing from my nightmares. I would cry and cry if someone did that to me...I think this girl is a little too easily persuaded to do stupid shit. This is an outfit that the hos from Hookers at the Point would think was a little too much. Not to mention the hair and makeup.

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I think she's beautiful. But it looks to me that she's going thru a "don't fuck with me...fuck off...and I don't give a fuck" moment in her life.
This might just be her way of healing OR this really is her style. Whateva it is...the style itself is that same attempt that lots of us make when we are trying to find ourselves.

christine the hoff's picture

agreed, a beautiful girl who just tries way, way too hard.

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Fucka doodle-do.

I'd like to see her and Bobby Trendy in a "Who Wore It Better?" spread.

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missy's picture

hahaha putas
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putas's picture

bitchin' fat trappers.