Wednesday, May 6th 2009

Alien Tranny Hooker At The Point

Alien Princess RiRi walked the ho stroll of NYC yesterday looking like she was peddling some ass with a side of peen to the highest bidder. I'm not even joking when I say that I've seen those exact thigh high leather pantywhores on a tranny prostitute down in Florida. Bitch is going to be pissed that RiRi jacked her style. Add Jane Child to that list too. Jane does not want to fall in love with RiRi's earring/necklace combo thing. That shit is a little too close to Jane's signature earring/nosering/necklace contraption. It's also begging to be YANKED.

Here's more of RiRi looking like Bobby Trendy in NYC yesterday afternoon. That night, she changed into an outfit she bought at The Last Dragon prop and costume auction.

Posted by: Michael K


Katt's picture

She looks fuckin retarded, as usual.
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Sensimina's picture

Dear Rhianna,

Anyone who believes that hair mascara, coochie cutters, and fishnet thigh highs click together as a cutting-edge fashion trend is not your friend. This is an abusive relationship and you need to get out.

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missy's picture

I love her style personally. It's not MY style but I think she looks hot.

If Lady Caca had a clue she'd be like this instead of like she is. Knowwhatimean?
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dreadpiratecuervo's picture

Oooooh, Hookers at the Point is one of my favorite HBO documentaries. I especially like the one that had "Jazzo's Bitch" tattooed on her arm. Her & RiRi should hook up to discuss fashion-forward hooker wear & regrettable tattoos.

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KD's picture

Look at her go! Taking her combover in a whole new direction!

islandgirl's picture

Submitted by snarkolepsy on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:23am.
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Haha... who knew that Rihanna was a friend of the environment?

Silvara0428's picture

What in sweet baby bumblebee hell is she strutting around in!
Did a rogue trash bag attack her dumb ass?

P.T.Bull's picture

Looks like some nice nylons to wear when you don't have time to shave your legs...

She's crazy alright--crazy like a fox! ;)

mike's picture

Fuck this enabler.

carefreea's picture

Ummmm okay then.

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Sluttsville's picture

It would be pure torture for me to wear that getup, you know when you sit down little fat rolls are pressing through.

Rhi, you are a beautiful girl, you don't need gimmicks.

Mawy's picture

She looks ridiculous. Trying wayyyy too hard to be "edgy".
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membot_1's picture

Rihanna
put that back in the ocean its suppose to be for the dolphins & fishies

Green Is Good's picture

The hair is way too Flock Of Seagulls.

redpoint_blackdot's picture

She needs an honest person in her life to tell her she doesnt have the legs for that kind of crazy shit. As for the second outfit, i kind of like it.

"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin

Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:15am.

Those things look they were made from a safety barrier fence.
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Sporting of her to recycle.

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Sluttsville's picture

Did she break a law & this is part of her punishment, it looks painful.

"Here's more of RiRi looking like Bobby Trendy"

Nail, you've just been hit on da head.

"This doesn't call for hyperbole, or hyperventilation, or fancy.rhetorical.flourishes..." Alcee Hastings

Not to be outdone by Lohan and Talley, Rhianna debuts more of the latest in Hefty Bag chic.

CRAZY's picture

Ok I am sorry but I love those boots in the first pics! And she's friggin gorgeous despite some of her fashion fuck ups!

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Newspapertaxy's picture

She tries wayyyy too hard to be fashionable. Cute girl, but stop dressing like that!

Zoe-in-Atlanta's picture

I loves it.

Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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KaosAndMe's picture

Do you notice she is walking away from , and not to, either The Rock and Roll of Fame or Curves..
hmmmmm..in 10 years..she'll be walking towards one of them..
which one, Muffin Tops?

She has twin muffin tops on her thighs.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Submitted by MJF on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 8:09am.

She could actually be kind of cute if she'd just stop trying so hard to be ugly!
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The C word's picture

The really sad thing is you know Madonna will be wearing something similar within days.

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soul's picture

i was okay with it, until i scrolled down and saw the shorts&boots.JUST say NO =|

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islandgirl's picture

Those things look they were made from a safety barrier fence.

http://www.iwtcargoguard.com/HEAVY_DUTY_SAFETY_FENCE070704.jpg

DonnaBee's picture

The ultimate comb over

MJF's picture

She could actually be kind of cute if she'd just stop trying so hard to be ugly!

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Snarkley's picture

It would be funny if she ran into some seasoned old beat cop looking like that. He'd haul her ass in for sure.

Death_Star_Jones's picture

Welcome to Earth.

She looks like one of the Dykes on Bikes.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

putsomestankonit's picture

Did I just wake up to 1985 all over again?