Basement Baby Covers Björk
Always wondered what Solange sings to her mice friends down in the basement late at night to calm their nerves after Hurricane Sasha Fierce passes through? Well, here you go. While touring in Europe (she's bigger than CHEESE over there!!!!), Basement Baby performed her cover of Björk's "It's Oh So Quiet" which is a cover of Betty Hutton's "Blow a Fuse." I think Björk's response to this is the same one she gave that annoying ass reporter in Bangkok.
Thousands of crazy Björkies are also about to storm the basement, because Solange said this about her performance: "I want to be like the black Björk!" Bitch better hide in the ducts, because they are coming for her!
Here's Beyonce, Mama Tina, Orlando Jones and Basement Baby's son Daniel in Paris yesterday. You can't tell me that's Basement Baby herself. It really is Orlando Jones in of one Sasha Fierce's old wigs from the archives. I smell the faint scent of tepid 7up wafting off these pictures.
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how long did it take for bouncey's people to coordinate with basement baby's people to get these two and mama bouncey to appear together in the same space...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Wow, the body language speaks volumes in that group photo; clearly Solange is less loved than Beyonce by mama...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Solanges tries so hard to step out of the shadow of Beyonce. She jacks other singers attempt of being "edgy" with her makeup, but her album is still FLOPPING. No one cares Solange. You suck. Back to the basement you go.
Bjork has nothing to worry about.
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"I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane".
edited version of 'Snakes on a Plane' by Samuel L. Jackson
I love Solange..She's much better than her sister... But the background singers sound ridiculous and they should kill themselves
I'm too scared to listen to this.
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By the way, who's the freaking Einstein that wrote BIJORK in that monkeyfighting video?
A little boring, but not that bad.
There, I said it!
*ducks for cover*
There are no liars, only people hungry for illusion. - Serge Rezvani
I hope someone choke the bitch before she tries to cover All Is Full Of Love.
Submitted by michaeloonie on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:39pm.
And why is that ,dumb fuck?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:11pm.
Submitted by michaeloonie on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:07pm.
there's no f'ing such thing as a BLACK BJORK!!, unless Bjork decides to wear all black or spray tan the hell out of herself, you stupid asshole.
I hate it when dumb idiots say idiotic dumb shit like this. But what else can you expect from a dumb idiot?
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Who the fuck are YOU calling a dumb idiot?
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You.
BB was tweeting about things to do with her kid in Paris yesterday, she is always talking about that kid at least.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by michaeloonie on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:07pm.
there's no f'ing such thing as a BLACK BJORK!!, unless Bjork decides to wear all black or spray tan the hell out of herself, you stupid asshole.
I hate it when dumb idiots say idiotic dumb shit like this. But what else can you expect from a dumb idiot?
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Who the fuck are YOU calling a dumb idiot?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
dear god, that was painful. 30 seconds was more than enough.
ILovePapaSmurf:
class and sophistication are two things the knowles are desperate to have. but as always they come off looking cheap and shallow each and everytime they try to aquire it.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
there's no f'ing such thing as a BLACK BJORK!!, unless Bjork decides to wear all black or spray tan the hell out of herself, you stupid asshole.
I hate it when dumb idiots say idiotic dumb shit like this. But what else can you expect from a dumb idiot?
How fucking boring. This lacks so much class and sophistication. But what can you expect from someone that claws after table scraps?
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
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Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
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That wanged hard.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:44am.
The Black Bjork! Ha! She was like: What?! We dress exactly the same! It's perfect! LOL!
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Lol! You're totally right, but Bjork can rock a swan dress like no one else.
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Everybody sucks. Shut up.
she and beyonce need to take their undercover ghetto asses back to texas and sing songs that suit them. songs such as: I'MA DIVA, AND FREAKUM DRESS!
and with that said:
I have never seen one family try so hard to be something their not. solange will never be bjork or anything resembling her because quite frankly, she doesn't have the uniqueness and talent bjork has.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
I've always been a Kiefer lover and always will be. and i knew he was innocent.
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Isn't it Bromantic?
Way to fuck up a perfectly lovely song.
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She sounds just like Beyonce, she is just the uglier version....As it is one Beyonce is one too many...She has an okay voice, but the song sounded horrible. I hate when singers have to sexualize everything & try to be all hot & breathy, its a song not a porno!!
Bjorks version kicks ass, its fun & spirited & alive & unique & just remarkable. I hate the entire Knowles clan.
oh my goodness, i believe it that mr. knowles is kelly rowland's real father. solange looks like a cross between beyonce and kelly rowland in these pics!
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The Black Bjork! Ha! She was like: What?! We dress exactly the same! It's perfect! LOL!
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
How dare Solange try to cover Bjork. I mean I know it can be hard living in Beyonce's shadow. Solange has even referenced the name "basement baby" in a couple of her interviews which is hysterical.
This is why I love MK - you say what we all think. I always thought she looked like Orlando Jones in a wig (but I always thought that was too mean to say). HA.
What do you guys think about Solange taking Beyonce's role for the Destiny's Child album? Michelle & Kelly were the real talent in that group. I wish kelly could get from underneath her real daddy's (Daddy Knowles) control and fly and show the world the talent she has. She sings way better than Beyonce. But karma's a bitch, and Jayz lets Beyonce have it and brings her back to reality.
To me it always seems like Basement baby is her mom's biggest disappointment cause whenever they're photographed as a family Tina is hugging or at least close to Beyonce
`*You do what you love and fuck the rest.*`
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:28am.
devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:18am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:10am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:07am.
OMG! OMG! TMZ is saying witnesses and law enforcement are backing Kiefer's story! No charges as that idiot pushed him first!!!! Oh to all you haters he was not drunk, he was being a gentleman!!!!!
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Hell yeah she's a bitch! I guess she doesn't want to be involved, even though he was sticking up for her. Lame.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
Seriously, I sometimes forget that her name is actually Solange and not Basement Baby. Oops!
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Submitted by howcomebubblegum on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:07am.
She sang it the way Beyonce would sing it. So predictable. Bjork's version is still amazing after all these years.
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Co-signed. I never really gave Bijork a listen before today, but the Bijork version is beautiful. Solange's version is exactly what I expect from her.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
Oh no she didn't!
FAIL!
Drama: lmao most of us
BO-RING!
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Submitted by kdracofan on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:10am.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
"Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it"
Hmmmmm, I resemble that remark!
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"Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it"
lmao
She sang it the way Beyonce would sing it. So predictable. Bjork's version is still amazing after all these years.
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no way...
seriously?
Josephine Baker, she ain't.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:45am.
Haha! It always makes me laugh that Solange is not photographed ever unless she's standing next to Beyonce
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Actually not true! But now I know why these pics seemed so weird to me...:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30865
Ok, Ok! Here's some nice ones! Sorta...
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29969
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:33am.
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Mmmmmmm. Baaaale. More Bale.
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Haha! It always makes me laugh that Solange is not photographed ever unless she's standing next to Beyonce. That's got to cut her deep. Not even paparazzi are interested in her ass unless it's parked next to her sister's. Sad.
"Basement Baby" is just another nugget from MK's inventive mind. It's a take on the Cinderella story with Solange as the neglected, downtrodden member of the family.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:28am.
Hells yeah she is!!!!
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TEAM KIEFER!
She looks delicious!! love her very much. I saw her at dating site ____ W e a l t h y D a t e r. c o m___last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Girl ruined that song.
I wonder what her natural hair looks like under that wig.
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Submitted by kreuzberg on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:28am.
Who the hell IS Basement Baby?
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Beyonce Knowles little sister. MK branded her Basement Baby because his theory is, Beyonce keeps her locked down there so know one will find out she's the more talented of the two.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
I have better things to do than to listen to this potted dead plant sing.
*grabbing poop scoop*
devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:18am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:10am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 10:07am.
OMG! OMG! TMZ is saying witnesses and law enforcement are backing Kiefer's story! No charges as that idiot pushed him first!!!! Oh to all you haters he was not drunk, he was being a gentleman!!!!!
Team Fucking Kiefer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THAT'S HOW KIEFER / JACK ROLLS!
Defender of women, children and pets!
*sticks out tongue*
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Who the hell IS Basement Baby?
How many stalls, kennels, and little Asian girls in the backwoods were harmed to get this House of Derriere look?!
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