Wednesday, May 6th 2009
SkinnyBot's New Panty Ad
Posh Beckham was at Macy's in NYC today to unveil this 20-foot tall picture that will terrorize the store. After looking at it, I'm thinking Posh has a lot of calls to return later today....
A starving marmoset called, it wants its face back.
Two wrecking cranes called, they want their steel balls back.
A science lab skeleton called, it wants its toroso back.
Double Trouble called, she wants her whipping tail back.
And finally, food called, its wondering when Posh is going to stop by for a visit. It misses her.
She looks good here thugh she is a bit scrawnies the rest o the time.
Dlisted makes my nipples hard. it's true.
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That bra looks like it gives monoboob.
I love her!One of the fiercest out there!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
she looks great get over it!
Stop promoting skinny bitches
i'm wondering how posh managed to get her franken tits into that bra...
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The other day it was Tyra with a pile of crap on her head and today Posh has dookie hair. Gross..
OH WAIT! my prayers may have been answered, it looks more like she is holding a noose.
Too bad that isn't her body....very nice. But its not hers.
Posh has a piggie snout. She needs to get that fixed.
Submitted by putas on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:01pm.
Wow yeah I just loved her in that nightmare sequence in 'The Cell'.
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She was in THE CELL?
I liked/hated that movie. Creepies shit ever.
Pretty sure they photoshopped some meat on her bones too. Theres a good chance that woman looks like hell nekid.
this does no good to the armani brand...
buying expensive items of clothing does not make you classy
I find it incredibly hard to trashtalk the way this woman looks. I think for the most part, she's one of the most well-put-together women out there. Alls I know is they photoshopped a LOT of acne off that face and I'm just grateful about that, really.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
I love Posh.
That's all.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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How dare you insult marmosets! They're way cutier and prettier than this greasy bony mess.
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Submitted by putas on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 3:01pm.
Wow yeah I just loved her in that nightmare sequence in 'The Cell'.
HA! Yes!
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But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Mm mm mm.
Attack of the 50-Foot Woman indeed.
Why does she get employed, seriously?
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Wow yeah I just loved her in that nightmare sequence in 'The Cell'.
I like the undies though.
I wonder if they had to photoshop weight ON?
She looks like a greasy orange chicken bone. And my gaydar goes off like a mother when I see pics of Becks, he's just a little TOO pretty.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
I like her but seriously she needs to eat. Just a little and stop with the dumb poses
I adore her!
You should too MK, because at the end of the day no matter what she looks like, she has the life you can admit is fabulous - A ridiculously hot husband with more money then you would ever need.
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:27pm.
I BET HER FUCKING HUSBAND IS PULLING HIS GODDAMN HAIR OUT TRYING TO FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW TO GRAB HOLD OF SOME ASS AND NATURAL TIT.
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He's already done that. He got caught screwing his personal assistant a couple of years ago.
LAWD does she know any other poses than that one? She always looks like she's gonna fall backwards. Does she have teeth? I've NEVER seen her smile. I'd be doing a whole lotta smiling if I had her hot husband
Somebody made a Pitt-stop at the Jennifer Aniston School of Comedy before writing this? Very funny. The principal called, he wants your diploma back. Just kidding!
Eh- I happen to think she looks pretty hot...most of the time. I am kinda getting of her more recent look though- I think she needs to change things up a bit.
I think she looks great whether photoshopped or not. (hides from the Posh haters)
I think she should have shown up in the same underwear that are featured in the ad. Let's see a commercial and see if she's really all that....but yeah, hwat.
She is so fugly!
She doesn't look terrible
I Dream of Peenie.
posh is likeable! can't say anything bad about her.
Talk about false advertising.. they gave her a body she don't have... like nice sexy curves.
Are there many men that can seriously say they'll be wanking it to this? I know the Posh-oholics are in love but any lesbians or straight men? Thought not.
Let's be real they photoshopped the hell out of that thing. There's no way her thighs are that big or her hips have that much meat on them. The boobs also aren't as rock hard and she's slightly Asian now? What happened to the piggy nose?
I don't think this will get as much attention as David's. Nice try Posh.
I love her too! I saw some clip where she was interviewed by these 2 little boys, and she seemed so fun, and, dare I say it, normal. Yeah, she's famous for doing nothing, but at least she keeps her mouth shut and just sticks to looking good. She's not as whorish when it comes to seeking fame, unlike Lindsay, Paris, etc.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
What?
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OMFG MK shut up! FO REALZ! Listen bish maybe if you decided to walk out of ur damn apartment instead of searching the internet for pics of britney with a bag of cheetos you would be a happier person and stop hating on POSH, oh ya and I saw you won an award on LOGO network and you didn't even show up to pick it up u DUMBASS!!! LOL.
I don't care what ya'll say, I still like Victoria.
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Those implants are hideous. UGH.
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damn. she looks hot~love the tan and the makeup.
can't hate on her today. ;p
ok, I rephrase- I think her body looks awesome in those pics!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
CHARLES MANSON
VICTORIA BECKHAM IS VERY SLENDER BUT I DONT THINK SHES ALL THAT FUCKING THIN. SHES NOT VERY SMALL BONED MORE MEDIUM. I BET HER FUCKING HUSBAND IS PULLING HIS GODDAMN HAIR OUT TRYING TO FUCKING FIGURE OUT HOW TO GRAB HOLD OF SOME ASS AND NATURAL TIT.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:12pm.
I too like her, and her shoes are fabulous most of the time (I said Most), I can't hate nobody with good taste in Shoes.
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Agreed.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:13pm.
I think she looks awesome in those pics!
She does - but who's nose is that? Not hers!
Submitted by Nicole on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:12pm.
omg. What ever happened to comingback? Did the toilet bats finally overpower him/her?
Daddy got conservatorship and meds were upped.
Submitted by jim on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 1:08pm.
YAH I FIND HIS MAKEUP, HIGHLIGHTED AND GREASED PUFFED HAIR AND THE 'I JUST STUCK MY OWN FINGER IN MY ASS AND IT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOD' LOOK JUST INTOXICATING!!! DON'T WASTE MY TIME A WATCH THIS FUCKING COMPLETE SHIT SHOW SORRY
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JIM I KNOW THE FUCKING NAME OF AN EXCELLENT PHYSOTHERAPIST AND WE CAN GO TOGETHER. THERES ALSO THE NINETH FLOOR OF MORTON PLANT IN CLEARWATER WHERE THEY DO SHOCK TREATMENTS. JUST LET ME KNOW.
ha ha JIM, i thought you posted in the wrong thread and you were talking about Hulk Hogan, hahahahahahahaha, I liked your comment better then! ;P
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I think she looks awesome in those pics!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/01/2009 - 10:32am.
Nothing is worse than to have a morning boner with a woman you can't stand.
Jim, are you spiking your coffee again?