Wednesday, May 6th 2009
SkinnyBot's New Panty Ad
Posh Beckham was at Macy's in NYC today to unveil this 20-foot tall picture that will terrorize the store. After looking at it, I'm thinking Posh has a lot of calls to return later today....
A starving marmoset called, it wants its face back.
Two wrecking cranes called, they want their steel balls back.
A science lab skeleton called, it wants its toroso back.
Double Trouble called, she wants her whipping tail back.
And finally, food called, its wondering when Posh is going to stop by for a visit. It misses her.
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I too like her, and her shoes are fabulous most of the time (I said Most), I can't hate nobody with good taste in Shoes.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
omg. What ever happened to comingback? Did the toilet bats finally overpower him/her?
Jim
are you channeling comingback?
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Fucka doodle-do.
YAH I FIND HIS MAKEUP, HIGHLIGHTED AND GREASED PUFFED HAIR AND THE 'I JUST STUCK MY OWN FINGER IN MY ASS AND IT FEELS SOOOOOO GOOD' LOOK JUST INTOXICATING!!! DON'T WASTE MY TIME A WATCH THIS FUCKING COMPLETE SHIT SHOW SORRY!!
What a fucking fat ass!
VB should not stand next to a heavily-PhotoShopped poster of herself. The differences are rather startling.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:42pm.
personal venting: Ive been super stressed and lost a lot of weight. I was at a cinqo de mayo thingy yesterday and there were all these bowls and trays of dips and who knows.. so I asked aloud "Oh, what is this?" and this dude answered "It's called food. Try it!"
That was harsh! Do you think you've lost to much, if not fuck him!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Her hair and makeup look pretty hot at least.
AHAHAHAHAHA, nice post MK! That being said, I also kinda like her. She does spend time with her kids, she isn't out flashing the vajayjay and getting duis, and she's not hawking 5 million ugly ass products every 5 min. that have nothing to do with her. (paris Hilton and Jordan, I'm looking at you 2 whores)
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
I love Victoria! And yah she's skinny but she's healthy skinny!
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I think she looks hot!
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I dont hate her, but I think its kind of silly that she is so popular for not really doing much, but thats Hollywood for you...I honestly dont think she is too skinny either, her body looks good (excluding the implants) & she looks amazing in clothes most of the time....She looks good for someone who isnt really that attractive in the face...Photoshop works wonders for her face because she is not a model from the neck up...although her hair looks adorable.
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Honestly I hated up until I clicked on that link.........I really thought she had her face completely redone and from looking at that.....looks pretty natural just slimmer and I will say I never think she looks anorexic just tiny.
I like her......fuck she's married to Becks
LOL JIM, are you in love!? You know that's sexy Adam Lambert who was freaking AWESOME on American Idol last night and will def win the whole thing now, baybeeee!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I just ... no. I like the voluptuous undie models much better.
The underwear is pretty!
SNOWPIECE..WHO IS THAT GIRL IN YOUR AVIE???
I THOUGHT WE SENT THIS NO TALENT BUBBLE HEAD CUNT AND HER PUSSY MOUSE TALKING, SOCCER FALLING HUSBAND BACK TO FUCKING EUROPE..YOUR VISAS ARE UP BECKFUCKS NOW GO THE FUCK BACK HOME!!
Aww I like her, and I think she is a cool mom.
*runs*
One-trick Pony LOL yes! I just said that same stuff before I saw your post!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I think she looks great.............love the ad! Her makeup looks fabulous.
off toipc: when you have a chance go to Dina Lohans twitter page. She is truly delusional and she is a mother!
thanks DG, feeling much better today! ♥ :)
Missy: ever since I saw her reality show I have been a fan, on top of her style sense I like her self deprecating sense of humor and I think she's a pretty cool chick and a good mom.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Before or After?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_10yYjoTIYE0/SR4Pa-hagwI/AAAAAAAACJY/1pW7TRp9nC...
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HOW can she be an underwear model? I look at that bra, and things just don't look right!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:42pm.
I love her, so put me on the short list ....:P
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*raising hand* I do, too. *looking sheepish* I think she's fun. And I've read/seen interviews with her, and she's definitely in on the joke. She knows it's a game, all about this silly image she perpetuates. Also, I think she loves her kids.
I'm tired of her. All she does is dress up and get her picture taken. Enough.
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Kind of like a married Paris Hilton.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:42pm.
I love her, so put me on the short list ....:P
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me too snow!! every time I read her being interviewed I just like her attitude and most of what she has to say.
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She really destroyed her looks by becoming anorexic and putting in those ugly breast implants.
She tickles me.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 12:42pm.
I love her, so put me on the short list ....:P
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Are you feewing all better?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I love her, so put me on the short list ....:P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
i like posh!
i think she looks great, and i think she is fashion forward, as opposed to Rhianna.
if she is able to maintain this body size over a long period of time, which she is, she is very thin but she's not bony like a serious ano- donatella's daughter- then i believe her that she just really watches what she eats and eats healthily and works out.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
wow. just wow. what's she famous for again?
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Fucka doodle-do.
personal venting: Ive been super stressed and lost a lot of weight. I was at a cinqo de mayo thingy yesterday and there were all these bowls and trays of dips and who knows.. so I asked aloud "Oh, what is this?" and this dude answered "It's called food. Try it!"
:-(
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
MK you forgot to mention the garment distict called and they want their spool of thread off the top of her head back.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm tired of her. All she does is dress up and get her picture taken. Enough.
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That must be the high-fiber version of the turd Tyra had on her head that she's wearing.
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Out. For A. Walk. Bitch.
Wow! First time I've ever seen a Photoshop job where they actually had to put weight on in the thighs. Most pictures of her, even in clothes, her thighs are at least a good 8 inches apart when she's facing the camera straight on. Bitch really needs to return the phone call to food, STAT.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Which slot do I put the quarter in?
I can't think of one person I know who actually likes her. Plus she reeks of desperation and neediness.
Is this some kind of reverse Photoshopping? She looks bigger w/o clothes.
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