Here Comes The Denials.....
That didn't take long. Last night, UsWeekly posted some scandalous (not really) shit about how Jon Gosselin is creeping out on the mama je'e of his 8 million kids with a 23-year-old teacher. The brother of Jon's maybe mistress gave an eloquent interview to Us where he used the words "ick" and "nast" when describing his sister's fuck moans with Jon. Well, all parties involved have hit the old "deny" button. First up is Jon's supposed whore!
Deanna Hummel tells People that her brother is a looser (that's how we spell it around here) who will lie for drug money, "My brother is making this all up. He has no credibility ... I can't even stomach the lies he's saying about me. My brother is very shady. He has no job. He has a criminal background. He was charged for drug distribution. He's on probation right now. He wanted to get back at me ... he knows he's getting kicked out of the house."
So what she's basically saying is that her brother will soon be sharing a studio apartment with Jon once Kate puts his ass on the curb.
And what do Jon & Kate have to say about all of this? Jon tells EW, " It's really upsetting. I may be guilty of choosing the wrong time and place to hang out with my friends, but I am not guilty of cheating on my wife. It hurts me to see what it's done to my family, and it's scary to know that these tabloids are in town constantly following us and even paying locals large amounts of money to contribute to these negative stories. It's even gotten so bad that [one tabloid] has reached out to a youth pastor from our church, which in my eyes is completely unacceptable."
Kate added, "It's disturbing and unfortunate that these tabloids have gone as far as they have to try and bring us down. Jon's poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us."
Any bit of life Jon's nutsack had left was sucked out when Kate said that last part. I think I'm falling in love with Kate. I know most of the world wants to stuff her into a cage and leave her out in the sun all day, but I can't help it. She's such a fucking CUNT. With all capitals. Nothing warms my heart more than a major cunt who embraces her cunty ways.
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THE BI-POLAR QUEEN CAN SURE PUT ON A SHOW. I can see the screaming and physical abuse already. Poor Jon he must be going def. Honestly I really hate this show it really sucks. I rather watch the midget people. They're fun to watch and Jeromy Woof he's growing up to be a HOTTIE!!!
While i also think Kates tone of voice is disrepectful to her husband, you KNOW nothing would get done around that house if it was left up to him.
That said I thikn there a good example of how NOT to speak to your spouse,.
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What a ginormous BITCH! I don't watch this show but these too are fucking idiots period!
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They are assholes. But the bigger assholes are the people who watch their show.
oh.. she just HAPPENS to have a new book out... and then the infidelity...hhmmm.... perfect timing..
oh and jon was supposed to be on with the kids but "they" decided it would be best for him to stay home with them...
Eight Little Faces is the name of her book.. an ADVICE book??
Oh and I think the fact thatg she travels so much- she is getting boned on the side by someone on her "payroll"
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Wonder what Her Cuntiness will say about the rumours?!?!?!
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Avi is of me @ 34 weeks pregnant.
LOL, the Gosselin marriage is almost as bad as the Edwards marriage.....almost.
Jon and Kate have lied to the public and media with their whines about being poor when they make over $70,000 AN EPISODE so they can keep getting freebies like trips and products, which of course it's their children's jobs to promote. These two QUIT THEIR JOBS so their kids income could support them. Brilliant strategy when the show gets canceled next season and there will be 8 exploited children running around with 2 unemployed parents. These two are disgusting. I can't believe they have the nerve to call out the media when they were the ones to invite them in - in the first place, not to mention, they use the media to keep exploiting their family for every penny they are worth. These two deserve what they get, sadly their kids are the ones paying the real price.
Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 11:28pm.
Nice to apologzie but some people get offended by the drop of a hat. They probably shouldn't be on gossip websites.
MK has never allowed racial slurs. Posters have been banned from this site throughout its history for making repeated slurs. Either all slurs are off-limits or none at all.
*hic* double post. *burp*
Kate is supposed to be on the Today Show Thursday morning. This will be entertaining, I'm sure. I wonder how many NBC staffers are up at this hour confirming that Hate Gosselin is definitely going to show up. I just might tune in for this shizz.
And the baby-makin' fetishizing trend keeps imploding. OH sweeet schadenfreude!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:56pm.
Oh forgot to say if you live with your loser brother who does drugs and bring home a married man to bang don't be surprised when he sells the story to the highest bidder.
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Nice to apologzie but some people get offended by the drop of a hat. They probably shouldn't be on gossip websites.
Kate added, "It's disturbing and unfortunate that these tabloids have gone as far as they have to try and bring us down. Jon's poor judgment and irresponsible behavior has also without a doubt caused some added tension and stress between the two of us."
"added tension and stress"....Aha! so she does admit that there was indeed some fuckery afoot previously.
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She can't go two minutes without some shitty comments on that poor dude.
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Does Kate have the new mullet? Party in the front and business in the back? I say dump Jon and hook up with Billy Ray Cyrus, you know Kate is uber-bitch enough to get that bratty Miley back on track.
on the show they seem like they seem like they hate each other
Anyone see the episode where Jon's big tell off to Kate was "Pull the stick out!!"
this biotch definatley owns her "cuntiness" (is that a word? oh well) it's okay to use if you own it!
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Those are some forced ass smiles.
Who gives a fuck about these assholes who are only on TV because they had a million kids.
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I can so picture Jon giving it to the teacher skank: "Ooohh...ohhhh...you've had less than 8 children, haven't you....HAVEN'T YOU!!!!"
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That Bag of Sperm looks shifty. I am talking about HIM not her.
I'm on team Kate. John is a fucking pussy who allows her to trample all over him - ew. He could be a man if he wanted to, but he fucking GETS OFF on Kate humiliating him. He's a humilophile.
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if a man lets a woman(with hair like that!) control his every move the way everyone is insinuating Kate has, then he fucking deserves it.
They're totally divorcing. From what I've seen on the show. There is no love there. They just stand each other long enough for the kids. I feelf or the kids. The 1st time Jon stepped out, ok, but now it's more than once. _______________________________________________
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Re: Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 7:56pm.
Are you all kidding?!! Wifey's a cunt because Jon is a freakshow. I don't know hw or why she puts up with it ($$??!!) He probably is sticking his dick in other things, but he seems like a closet peen lover to me. He moving on to younger pieces but denying what he really wants.....PEEN.
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Mabes, honey chile, I think you done hit the nail on the glans - he sure do look like an invert, in my humble (and extremely) experienced opinion.
Could not that some bit of logic be applied to
Mel(anie) Gibson? I fink so...
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I HATE the word CUNT but that describes Kate. She deserves everything she gets because she brought it on herself. She cut off Jon's cock and balls a long time ago.
"I may be guilty of choosing the wrong time and place to hang out with my friends,..."
Please. That is such a vague alibi it is clearly a lie.
And I've seen the show and this woman may be a bitch, but I don't get why everyone cares so much or feels sorry for him. Dude had to have had SOME clue about what he was getting into, and some guys can deny liking high-maintenance "bitches" all they want but for some reason it's usually those kind of guys that are always drawn to them. Nobody's got his ankle chained to her or anything. I'm sure that at some point they had the option of renewing their contract or not for the show, at which point he could have said he was through with all this crap.
Are you all kidding?!! Wifey's a cunt because Jon is a freakshow. I don't know hw or why she puts up with it ($$??!!) He probably is sticking his dick in other things, but he seems like a closet peen lover to me. He moving on to younger pieces but denying what he really wants.....PEEN.
My ex was the same way, so I should know. This is how it all starts.
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She's got that "I'm crazy" smile. I don't know either one of them, and I don't care but crazy looking is she.
Jon Gosselin needs to hook up with Octomom!
(and then get her pregnant)
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 6:07pm.
The facial similarities between Scott and Jon are scary. *shudders*
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These assholes need to lose that TLC contract and go on the food stamps. I will gladly have my tax money going for the kids in exchange for not having her PMS'ing ass all up in my grille.
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I cannot stand this shrewd bitch and the emotional/verbal abuse she inflicts on her husband and children.
I'm waiting for the day when one of the twins (Maddie, I think her name is) hears one more "Maddie is such a diva" comment and goes ape-shit, doing Kate in with an axe as all of America cheers.
Hasn't one of the sextuplets been forced to live down in the basement?
I love that fucking picture - she is gritting her teeth and say under her breath "you fucking asshole your fucking around is costing us a few million bucks" and he is saying under his breath "well you douche bag if you would give it up a little more I wouldn't be out howling"!!\
I can so picture this going down. My guess is there ain't going to be an sexxxay times in the Goslin abode oh say a fortnight!
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:59pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:34pm.
Am I the only who remembers luckycharms as a normal poster? Whoever luckycharms is used racist remakes against Asian's before and told the same story about the death march it's father went through and that's why it hates the Asian race.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 6:07pm.
@ Lavadama & Candy on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:33pm.
That's exactly what I said! Glad I'm not going crazy.
Better pic of Peterson here, grinning like the Gosselin.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/weekinphotos/040906/afrey.jpg
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I clicked the link and got scared for some reason.
As for Jon I don't believe his denials. he wants out and he should get it. If he is forced to say I'm sure it won't be pretty. That guy does not want to be married and I don't think his children come first right now. He is acting out and after that comes the agression. This is just my opinion btw.
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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:56pm.
who are these people?
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PLEASE, MK! Don't give these hillbilly nobodies anymore coverage than necessary. They make Speidi and Parasite look A-List.
I'm sick of them and their stupid show. Oh, and Kate's hedgehog hairdo.
Hey Kate, Wanta fuck? We can pay that mousie little fucker back by having some sexay times! What say - ring me up!
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@ Lavadama & Candy on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:33pm.
That's exactly what I said! Glad I'm not going crazy.
Better pic of Peterson here, grinning like the Gosselin.
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/weekinphotos/040906/afrey.jpg
LMAO, that was such a Kate-like quote, I'd hate (or maybe I would love) to have been there when all of that resurfaced.
Jon is getting more fug by the minute, he was never that good looking, but it seems like he has gone from normal to wtf in the span of one year.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 05/06/2009 - 5:34pm.
Am I the only who remembers luckycharms as a normal poster? Whoever luckycharms is used racist remakes against Asian's before and told the same story about the death march it's father went through and that's why it hates the Asian race.