Lily Allen Goes Off....Again
Somebody opened the cage door, let Lily Allen out, attached her to a booze bong and then her fucking rip on footballers and their wives. Now this is the Lily Allen that makes my no-heart beat. The Lily who loves the bottles and loves to slaughter dumb whores with her words. Apparently, Lily talked shit about Posh and Cheryl Cole to some French football magazine called SoFoot (via Metro). YES, get those skanks, Lily:
On Posh & Becks: "The Beckhams are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I'd rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG."
On Cheryl Cole: "She is just a bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside."
On Chery's husband Ashley: "He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves. I am not criticizing just to criticize, but I have met him several times. He is revolting.”
On footballers in general: “It's ridiculous, I hate it. Footballers aren't there to show off in London, but to play football. Mind you, they are probably too stupid to understand that. Especially the English ones.”
This bitch! Now, I'm sure Posh has no idea who Lily Allen is. It's impossible for Posh to acknowledge chicks who eats more than 1 meal a month and weigh more than a 3-month-old fetus. Does not compute.
Lily is like that aunt. You know. That aunt. The one who comes to family gatherings talking about how she's not going to drink, because you know how she gets. And you DO, so you slip her a cranberry vodka and tell her you only put a drop of the good shit in it. An hour later, the ho is riding high on the drunk express and is letting the shit pour out of her like a backed-up toilet. She points at every ho in the room and says shit like, "That puta over will fuck anything! Don't shake her hand or you'll get diseased!" At one point, you have to escort her to the exit and say, "That was abuelita you were talking about."
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HAHA!! I TOTALLY have an auntie like that!! She sass mouthed my sister one drunken night, then she and my mom SCRAPPED! I was only like 8, so to help my mom out I threw chocolate pudding on my aunt while they fought like some crazy ass cholas! Thinking back no wonder I posess absolutely no family values whatsoever. But thats a good fam. value right? sticking up for your kids no matter what??
Estrogen a-poppin!
I know Armageddon must be nigh since I agree with everything she said. Somehow Lilly is becoming less silly and more fun. I thought sobriety was supposed to herald life in Dullsville for celebs.
Submitted by Ugotnerve on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:45am.
Cheryl Cole is a class A cunt who has been feuding with Lily on/off for years. She violently assaulted a toilet attendant for no reason a few years ago and got convicted for it. Then, naturally, when she got off the hook for that, she started a bunch of feuds with other female singers by making vindictive comments about them, including Lily and Charlotte Church, amongst others. The only reason she hasn't been being as much as an obnoxious bitch lately is because Simon Cowell's PR machine has deified her as the ''People's Princess'' and she wants to crack America, so she wants to appear as sweet as pie, which unfortunately seems to be successfully duping people.
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Actually, the feud started when out of the blue, Lily released a track called "Cheryl Tweedy" about how stupid it is to wanna be like Cheryl and WAGS, which Cheryl obviously too offence to. When asked what she thought of Lily, she responded "chick with a dick." I say this as a fan of both.
I still love my Lily. Her music is fun and catchy and I could give a shit less about her trash-talking other celebs. Isn't that what we do here on Dlisted, after all?
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
I'm actually liking her a little better at this moment. Don't worry, it'll pass.
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"I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane".
edited version of 'Snakes on a Plane' by Samuel L. Jackson
Lily Allen needs to learn the STFU & just give head. If she needs to fill her mouth hole, my mango tango will happily oblige her...
As much as I would love to stick my cock inside of Cheryl Tweedy Cole, I have to say that she seems like the biggest cunt in the world.
Posh is a cunt too, a skinny and dried one, but I would hit it, if I was high on pure MDMA and had taken 2 pills of viagra.
Aw it must suck to be the ugly fat short girl in show business. I hate Posh, hate WAGS in general (stupid name wives and girlsfriends of what? shouldn't it be waget? or wage which is more appropriate) and I don't know Cheryl (just that she has a shitty husband), but sometimes Lily, just shut the fuck up.
I liked her better when it was just her music talking. If this trick kept her mouth shut she'd probably be a bigger star. I have no doubt that if she could, she'd be banging a footballer. Any fan of Lily's knows she a straight up (and proud) golddigger. As long as he has cash, she don't care.
Oh and FYI Amy said it better first (check out Fuck Me Pumps).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPnd2hKkSV0
Cheryl Cole looks like Jessica Simpson there. I don't care about any of them.
I've never listened to Lily's music, but I like her attitude. Posh is a complete waste of space.
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:20pm.
@ Angel_I.
Elton was TOTALLY cool with that. Just so you know.
*coughIDON'TCAREISTILLHATEHER*cough
LOL
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I know, I know! LOL! I'ma have to wait five years for you guys to get on board with me! I just try to avoid these thread but sometimes you guys get the warrior in me all riled! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
i like lily allen1! at least she has opinions and is not afraid to speak out, unlike boring people like posh who are obsessed with controlling their image.
@ Angel_I.
Elton was TOTALLY cool with that. Just so you know.
*coughIDON'TCAREISTILLHATEHER*cough
LOL
@ Ugotnerve
Hmmmmm. That's an interesting bit about Cheryl Cole. I don't know who she is or what she does, but for LILY ALLEN to talk about anybody is stupid. she's just as bad as Cheryl is, if not worse. She's done her bit of assaulting people and being an ass too. As if Lily Allen is an angel brought down from heaven to judge other people. Fuck her.
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Lily Allen who? Seems that someone is a tad jealous of Posh and her success. Dumb, ugly, fat cunt.
"I've heard of the Twilight Zone & The handicapped zone, but not the errogonous zone...okay?" - Suzanne Sugarbaker
It wasn't so long ago that Lily Allen was sobbing into her MySpace account because she isn't beautiful like Cheryl Cole is.
Lily Allen is a talentless twat. Her songs are twee and juvenile, she cannot sing - or speak for that matter; awful pronunciation and her diction would actually improve if she kept a fat dick in her mouth at all times - and she is musically bankrupt.
An insecure little whore who does nothing but bitch and whine about how beautiful other women are. Well boo fucking hoo, just be grateful that your parents have a lot of connections and were able to buy a career for you. If they didn't, then your uneducated self would be working in some awful pub in the back streets of London.
Remember when she tried to punch that chick outside a nightclub? That was hilarious.
Oh, and she needs to stop covering Britney Spears. We like Britney because she is hot and knows how to simulate wild sex on a stage. Seeing Lily Allen wander aimlessly around, mumbling the words in her horrible Mockney accent (SHE'S A MIDDLE CLASS HOOKER NOT PEGGY FUCKING MITCHELL!) with Lindsay Lohan slinking around like the Ghost of Crackden Past is not entertaining.
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Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 12:04pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:57am.
Becuz it's rude to ignore people who are asking you questions....?
Or she could have said, don’t want to answer ask me another damn question. And WTF is she doing being interviewed for a football mag makes no sense?
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becuz: "You know how she gets. And you DO, so you slip her a cranberry vodka and tell her you only put a drop of the good shit in it. An hour later, the ho is riding high on the drunk express and is letting the shit pour out of her like a backed-up toilet
. She points at every ho in the room and says shit like, "That puta over will fuck anything! Don't shake her hand or you'll get diseased!" At one point, you have to escort her to the exit and say, "That was abuelita you were talking about.""
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:57am.
Becuz it's rude to ignore people who are asking you questions....?
Or she could have said, don’t want to answer ask me another damn question. And WTF is she doing being interviewed for a football mag makes no sense?
Submitted by Certified Fuckery on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:53am.
Why doesn’t she take that stupid ass tattoo of hers and just Shhhhhh the fuck up?!
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Becuz it's rude to ignore people who are asking you questions....?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:32am.
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:27am.
Yeah, the Elton John thing was totally foolish on her part
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Elton was TOTALLY cool with that. Just so you know.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:27am.
Ugh omg, yes I know she's not exactly 18. I'm glad I don't know how old the bitch is. Point being, what is the difference between 18 and say, 21 or 22?
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Well, done! You manage to TOTALLY talk abound the point of my post. AGAIN. *golf claps*
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Why doesn’t she take that stupid ass tattoo of hers and just Shhhhhh the fuck up?!
is her album not selling or something? is that why she is hating?
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:27am.
And notice, she doesn't have a particular reason for hating these people, other than she's met them and they're assholes.
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Not really. Cheryl Cole is a class A cunt who has been feuding with Lily on/off for years. She violently assaulted a toilet attendant for no reason a few years ago and got convicted for it. Then, naturally, when she got off the hook for that, she started a bunch of feuds with other female singers by making vindictive comments about them, including Lily and Charlotte Church, amongst others. The only reason she hasn't been being as much as an obnoxious bitch lately is because Simon Cowell's PR machine has deified her as the ''People's Princess'' and she wants to crack America, so she wants to appear as sweet as pie, which unfortunately seems to be successfully duping people.
Saying that though, Lily is no different, since she is just as much as an ungracious violent pig who can't keep her mouth shut about other people.
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:27am.
Ricki Lake- I hate when I agree with you! Please stop saying things that make sense! its uncomfortable for me.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I've seen pictures of this trick's bits without even trying. She needs a mirror that is used for reflecting instead of inhaling.
Lily Allen is the ugliest, most vile piece of trash around these days. She needs to go the fuck away.
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:27am.
Yeah, the Elton John thing was totally foolish on her part. Look at his contribution to music over the years vs hers. There is NO COMPARISON, unless doing a cover of a Brit Spears song is something amazing!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Lily, You are a lush, classless bitch, pig and a waste of sperm!
Now, STFU!!!!!!
@ Devilgirl
Agreed!
Who is she to be ripping on Posh and her hub, when she hangs out with trash like HoHan?! To my knowledge, Posh has never acted like a total scumbag like Hohan, nor has she ever acted like Lily, who has made a fool of herself on more than one occasion.
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Lily is an untalented, foul mouthed, and classless, bitter young lady. So for her to talk about ANYBODY, just makes me see red. I've hated this bitch for a long time, and I hated her even more after that bitchfest she had with Elton John.
Is she remembered more for her music, or her huge fucking mouth that she can't seem to shut?
And notice, she doesn't have a particular reason for hating these people, other than she's met them and they're assholes.
Well, I've never met you Lily, and you are a first class CUNT.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
Ugh omg, yes I know she's not exactly 18. I'm glad I don't know how old the bitch is. Point being, what is the difference between 18 and say, 21 or 22? Especially when she sounds about 14. She pretends to be so 'worldy' and 'with it' or whatever but she doesn't know shit about shit. Girls who show up drunk all the time to the jobs that daddy got them are so AMAZING! They have things to SAY! lol
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:17am.
Eh. I'm not implying I have any idea as to how British people perceive her, I just detest all 18-year-olds who dress a little "punk," say 'fuck' a lot and pretend to be bad-ass, 'cause yes, they are all the same.
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Well, she's more than 18...and that's funny, cuz the way she talks; she kinda reminds me of you;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
PS How is Lily Allen not boring and vacuous? All she does is take about how great she is and how stupid everyone else is. I like when female celebrities speak their mind too, but just shouting "Fuck" a lot ain't sayin' shit, except "Look what a trashy, drunken buffoon I am." Someone like Katherine Heigl actually does speak her mind and she is branded a "nasty, ugly bitch" here, but oh, woo-hoo, BOY, does that LILY ALLEN have something to say! What a hoot!
Um, riDICulous. Bitches PLEASE.
Submitted by Lavadama on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:04am.
Um, yeah. Okay Lily. Cause I'm sure Lindsay Lohan is so classy and full of dignity, right? I'm sure she's just so down to earth and not snobby despite the fact that she's as big of a mess as you are.
STFU, you pig.
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Agreed!
Who is she to be ripping on Posh and her hub, when she hangs out with trash like HoHan?! To my knowledge, Posh has never acted like a total scumbag like Hohan, nor has she ever acted like Lily, who has made a fool of herself on more than one occasion.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Eh. I'm not implying I have any idea as to how British people perceive her, I just detest all 18-year-olds who dress a little "punk," say 'fuck' a lot and pretend to be bad-ass, 'cause yes, they are all the same. Except, you know, Lily also has that pig face to deal with. Shame.
As a Brit I do think she has more overall worth than that useless piss stain Veronica Beckham and ''People's Thug'' Cheryl Cole, though I understand saying this is rather like saying lard has more of a functional use in reality than dog shit.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 11:08am.
Lily Allen, who is really nothing more than the British Avril Lavgine
Er.. she isn't dear. You can hate her, but she is not like Avril Lavigne. If you don't know how she is perceived here in England (because she tends to sing about typical English things) then seriously don't bother trying to translate her. I am not a fan even, but she is better than that Canadian waste of space. I prefer the celebs to speak up rather than be boring vaccous women. But hey that's me
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MEEEEEEEEE too!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
anything to stay 'relevant' no? pathetic
Once again, everything Lily Allen says is true.
Lily Allen, who is really nothing more than the British Avril Lavgine
Er.. she isn't dear. You can hate her, but she is not like Avril Lavigne. If you don't know how she is perceived here in England (because she tends to sing about typical English things) then seriously don't bother trying to translate her. I am not a fan even, but she is better than that Canadian waste of space. I prefer the celebs to speak up rather than be boring vaccous women. But hey that's me
Um, yeah. Okay Lily. Cause I'm sure Lindsay Lohan is so classy and full of dignity, right? I'm sure she's just so down to earth and not snobby despite the fact that she's as big of a mess as you are.
STFU, you pig.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
No matter how superficial or pretentious WAGS are, Lily Allen is hardly the one to call them out. What a ding dong.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
It is a little-known fact that Lily Allen is the unfortunate hybrid progeny of an experiemnt gone horribly wrong, involving Susan Boyle, a warthog, and a 50 Tonne (ooh, Britishy!) vat of malodorous dog shit. Put the ho out of her misery, please.
TheBreakdown - I officially love you, because I automatically love anyone who talks about shanking somebody. You know how we do.
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i don't understand how lily can form her mouth to say such shit.
you know she wants to be exactly like Posh and Cheryl. They both were part of HUGE pop groups, (i assuming girls aloud ? is big right) and they are both very pretty and have great bodies and hot rich husbands. Ashley might be an ass and Becks might be a dumb ass, but they're nothing to sneer at!
lily's a fat, untalented jellis h8tr!!
really lily, if you weren't suck a fucking drunken mess, we wouldn't remember you. go away now.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
MK, you said "puta." That made me smile <3
Lily needs to have a big serving of STFU. I hope she says something shitty about CLove or KANYE WEST one day.
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Eh, Lily Allen is more annoying to me than either of these other hos. I want to kick her ass every time she opens her mouth.
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