Lily Allen Goes Off....Again
Somebody opened the cage door, let Lily Allen out, attached her to a booze bong and then her fucking rip on footballers and their wives. Now this is the Lily Allen that makes my no-heart beat. The Lily who loves the bottles and loves to slaughter dumb whores with her words. Apparently, Lily talked shit about Posh and Cheryl Cole to some French football magazine called SoFoot (via Metro). YES, get those skanks, Lily:
On Posh & Becks: "The Beckhams are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I'd rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG."
On Cheryl Cole: "She is just a bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside."
On Chery's husband Ashley: "He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves. I am not criticizing just to criticize, but I have met him several times. He is revolting.”
On footballers in general: “It's ridiculous, I hate it. Footballers aren't there to show off in London, but to play football. Mind you, they are probably too stupid to understand that. Especially the English ones.”
This bitch! Now, I'm sure Posh has no idea who Lily Allen is. It's impossible for Posh to acknowledge chicks who eats more than 1 meal a month and weigh more than a 3-month-old fetus. Does not compute.
Lily is like that aunt. You know. That aunt. The one who comes to family gatherings talking about how she's not going to drink, because you know how she gets. And you DO, so you slip her a cranberry vodka and tell her you only put a drop of the good shit in it. An hour later, the ho is riding high on the drunk express and is letting the shit pour out of her like a backed-up toilet. She points at every ho in the room and says shit like, "That puta over will fuck anything! Don't shake her hand or you'll get diseased!" At one point, you have to escort her to the exit and say, "That was abuelita you were talking about."
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MK, next time you have a family gathering you MUST invite me. Or at the very least, post a play by play on here.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Please. Posh is a goddess compared to that nasty pig Lily Allen, who is really nothing more than the British Avril Lavgine, minus the modicum of talent and looks plus a heaping helping of nepotism. Gross. I'm embarassed for anybody that likes her. There's trashy entertainment and then there's just Lily fucking Allen.
as if anybody cares what this spoiled skank has to say. come on!?
Good A.M., Dlisters!
Anybody know what a WAG is?
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Wives an Girlfriends of footballers. Basically total bimbos, no career aspirations, fake tits etc. Posh is their Queen Bee.. that is how sad this phenomenon is. Little girls aspire to be like that.
"There is something so depressingly transparent about fat, ugly chicks who are always harping on beautiful women. They will always claim they are not jealous, and it has nothing to do with their beauty, yet they're never attacking ugly wallflower hos. Victoria Beckham has never set foot in the same room as this hideous piece of trash, I can guarantee it"
Sorry I thought you said beautiful women? HAHA come off it! Cheryl yes. Posh beautiful? No.
LOVE lilly! At least she isn't bland like most of the singers are today. We need a bit of rock and roll and les taylor Swift or Miley THANK YOU!
Cheryl is stunning but a bitch. anyone that has met Victoria, and I have (not an internet boast) knows she is vile. (Plus terrible skin).
Ashley Cole well who on this site who knows a teeny bit about English football is going to argue with that guy being a grade A twat! Even his own fans hate him!
There is something so depressingly transparent about fat, ugly chicks who are always harping on beautiful women. They will always claim they are not jealous, and it has nothing to do with their beauty, yet they're never attacking ugly wallflower hos. Victoria Beckham has never set foot in the same room as this hideous piece of trash, I can guarantee it. Lily Allen is maybe fit to lick the scrum off of Posh's luxurious, diamond-studded taint. Maybe. Eat shit you obnoxious, porcine cunt.
I used to like Lily's music, but her personality's pretty much ruined that for me. She needs to quit running her mouth and just STFU and sing.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
OMG MOS DEF! SOOOOOO hot. Sigh.
PS Lily Allen is still a fat pig lol
I just have to look at VBs smug face and I will always always agree with everything Ms. Allen is going to say about whoever in the future.
RickI: OMG OMG I KNOW!!!! I couldn't believe when she said that she walks around naked in front of her son so he won't turn out gay!!!!!
I agree that IT is cute, he kind of reminds me of Mos Def.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
LMFAO @ "That was abuela you were talking about" LOL seen it so many times at family functions, MK are you sure you're not Dominican? or is it just a Latino thing LOL.
y tu mama tambien!
Amanda was a whiny 5'7" baby. I didn't think she looked like a supermodel either (I'm sure you look so much better than her!), and should've gone home weeks ago. And uh, I'm glad to know she walks around naked all the time in front of her toddler so that he doesn't grow up to be gay, "NO OFFENSE!" lol. Idiot.
It is hilarious! My roommate and I really thought he was faking the whole dumb thing. He is cute. I have a thing for dumb guys lol. And it was so, so delicious to see Prancer go home. Hate that ho.
PS Lily Allen still blows goats.
Good A.M., Dlisters!
Anybody know what a WAG is?
Submitted by ricki lake on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:25am.
BRAVO!
My hub's late aunt was like that. She has to be the only female flagged at a Bears game, for chrissakes!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
As right as she is..
What on earth is a football magazine doing conducting and interview with her? Baffling.
--thanks awfully--
Well, damn, she's RIGHT. I wish more people bashed these useless individuals.
RL: I was so surprised that Saph went home right away when she was the DLL. And no voting, I was al "nooooo that's my girl" I didn't know they change the rules at the end. IT is freaking hysterical. MY BF had never seen the show and he was bitching at me that I wanted to watch the finale last night... within 5 minutes he was rolling on the floor laughing and incredulous over all of them, IT is his new favorite thing on tv, LOLOLOL
I know, I seriously love that show, at least we still have MMASM. So glad Amanda is finally gone, I never thought she looked like a supermodel even tho she kinda looks like me, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
At least she's entertaining!
She's a trainwreck for sure.
And I don't really know who she is either.
Submitted by TheBreakdown
Someone...ought to shank her.
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No problem. Stand back. *pulls out shank*
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
All jokes aside...
Her popping shit about footballers...
IS GOING TO BE HER ASS!!!
Expect a retraction...or an ass kicking from a mad Manchester fan soon...
HAHA yeah my kids have an aunt like that. As a matter o fact I just had to pick her up and drive her home yesterday after being kicked out of my hubbys and her's cousins house.
If nothing else it provides a little amusment in the otherwise hohum work week.
Snowpiece YES!!! I was sad that my girl Saaphyri was booted right away (I knew she would be) but thank GOD Myammee won! I still think it's hilarious she wore nothing but UNDERWEAR for all of the elimination ceremonies. It was almost touching to see her start bawling when she won. I am sad now tho, I Love Money 2 was my favorite trashy reality show on right now!
LOL, Michael! That shit about the crazy aunt is fucking priceless. I really needed a good laugh today. Thank you for cheering me up.
BTW, I personally think Lily Allen looks like the Loch Ness Monster. Damn, that is one busted mug! Is she related to the Spellings?
and who the fighting monkey is Lily? Awww she is just jelous.
Bad choice of words saying Cheryl is 'as ugly on the inside as on the outside'. I have eyes, and by that logic she is fucking gorgeous on the inside.
Like her or loath her, Cheryl is beautiful - sorry Lily!
By the way - I met you once Lily, and you were rude, dismissive and completely blew me off. I share this experience with others. You are a complete and utter shit - so less talk of other people being ugly on the inside, and sort your own skanky self out first. 'k?
lily must've showed her vagine to all these footballers and got no takers so she's taking her wrath out on them and their wives...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Mother Superior I love her Dad.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I don't care for Lily, but I agree with her in regards to Posh
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Lily sure talks a bunch of shit.
Someone...ought to shank her.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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As much of a twat as lilly is, i agree with everything she said. I HATE Cheryl Cole, her homo husband, WAGs (the concept makes my stomach churn) and posh and becks.
love love love love LOVE love love LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE her!!!!! Go Lily!
LMAO Ricki: OMG I watched the finale of I♥$ last night. TG Miami (I'm not spelling it like that) won, if TM won I would have shot my tv.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
That last paragraph was hilarious! I registered just to say this hahahaha I'm still laughing
Don't hate Lily Allen...the only other person that hates Lily Allen as much as some of you are Perez Hilton. I'm glad somebody finally called these hoes out...
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"DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!"
" An hour later, the ho is riding high on the drunk express and is letting the shit pour out of her like a backed-up toilet. She points at every ho in the room and says shit like, "That puta over will fuck anything! Don't shake her hand or you'll get diseased!" At one point, you have to escort her to the exit and say, "That was abuelita you were talking about."
Why do I have this scenario playing out so clearly in my head. Oh yeah. It's because I've seen it before.
Oh Lily and you sound like a Wanker!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Lily Allen is always screaming about how horrible everyone and everything is, when she is an untalented fat chav skank who only even has a career because of her daddy. At least footballers are required to have certain skills you insipid little fuckpig skank. What can you do besides fill out your size 16 "punk" party girl dresses with your odious fat rolls and and puke in corners and bushes at parties? You dumb fucking skank. FUCK YOU LILY ALLEN.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:23am.
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Cheeky bugger.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:20am.
As always, your words are like sweet nectar pouring down in a warm rain.
amen.
shut the fuck up lily. here's fifty cents, call someone who cares.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:22am.
Remember: a cheeky bugger is like a wag just more arseholey. ;)
I dint see you leap in when I said "old-timey word for comedian"....
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You are so hot.
She is stating the bloody obvious. But yeah, it's all true.
I confess...I am that aunt.
:)
@Dee:
Remember: a cheeky bugger is like a wag just more arseholey. ;)
On Topic: Lily, you're friends with Lindsay Lohan. :P
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Memo to Lily Allen:
No one gives a flying, crusty f**k about anything that spills out of your blow hole.
So shut the hell up and stop trying to stay revelant. You're 15 min are up.
oh lily. we know you not-so-secretly love cheryl cole! you wrote a song about her, remember?
I just wish Lily Allen would bathe and brush her teeth, because you KNOW she doesn't!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
well...she does have a point or three
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Were does she find the time in her busy drinking schedule to start this much shit?
"Everyone knows Victoria is a monster."
Lily needs to read Dlisted and come up with some better insults than that.
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