Lily Allen Goes Off....Again
Somebody opened the cage door, let Lily Allen out, attached her to a booze bong and then her fucking rip on footballers and their wives. Now this is the Lily Allen that makes my no-heart beat. The Lily who loves the bottles and loves to slaughter dumb whores with her words. Apparently, Lily talked shit about Posh and Cheryl Cole to some French football magazine called SoFoot (via Metro). YES, get those skanks, Lily:
On Posh & Becks: "The Beckhams are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I'd rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG."
On Cheryl Cole: "She is just a bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside."
On Chery's husband Ashley: "He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves. I am not criticizing just to criticize, but I have met him several times. He is revolting.”
On footballers in general: “It's ridiculous, I hate it. Footballers aren't there to show off in London, but to play football. Mind you, they are probably too stupid to understand that. Especially the English ones.”
This bitch! Now, I'm sure Posh has no idea who Lily Allen is. It's impossible for Posh to acknowledge chicks who eats more than 1 meal a month and weigh more than a 3-month-old fetus. Does not compute.
Lily is like that aunt. You know. That aunt. The one who comes to family gatherings talking about how she's not going to drink, because you know how she gets. And you DO, so you slip her a cranberry vodka and tell her you only put a drop of the good shit in it. An hour later, the ho is riding high on the drunk express and is letting the shit pour out of her like a backed-up toilet. She points at every ho in the room and says shit like, "That puta over will fuck anything! Don't shake her hand or you'll get diseased!" At one point, you have to escort her to the exit and say, "That was abuelita you were talking about."
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Submitted by LBFF on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 9:06am.
what's a WAG?
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Brit term for the wife/ gf of some famous footballer. Usually slutty, self-tanned, false-fingernailed and hair-extended slutty girls....bit like Cheryl.
By the way, Lily is the daughter of a kind of famous UK actor (who drinks like a hole and smokes like a chimney.
Without him she wouldn't even be on the map.
WAG = Wives and Girlfriends (of footballers)
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Nothing matters but the weekend
From a Tuesday point of view
Like a kettle in the kitchen
I feel the steam begin to brew
MK, that is rich. I can't stop thinking about my Aunt Nancy now...
"On footballers in general: “It's ridiculous, I hate it. Footballers aren't there to show off in London, but to play football. Mind you, they are probably too stupid to understand that. Especially the English ones.”
What about musicians? How about substituting the word footballers with musicians, Lily.
My goal in life is to become THAT aunt.
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"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Those aren't even insults. It's like saying you "fucking hate" someone. Inane.
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You are so hot.
what's a WAG?
Who is Lily Allen?
Wow. I just found out I'm MK's aunt.
Ah, yes, my Aunt Claire. ... And her now-grown daughter is following in her soused footsteps, so there will be holiday-party entertainment for generations to come!
And shut up, Lily. Whenever she feels her popularity slipping - so, every week or so - she spews "controversial" shit about those hotter than she. I can't wait for the day when no one cares.
Must be tiring to be that hateful.
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MK, that is hilarious! So true.
...'you know how she gets' and you DO, so you sneak her booze...
hahahahaha
I would LOVE to come to your family X-mas!
Have you ever tried slipping her a pot brownie?
What don't you fucking understand, people? It's fucking distracting to have people Lily doesn't like in the world. They are fucking amateurs, and they are trying to fucking trash her scene.
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Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Nothing matters but the weekend
From a Tuesday point of view
Like a kettle in the kitchen
I feel the steam begin to brew
Mother's Day is coming up. Hopefully Blanche and I will get some cards.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
..and look who lily is bff's with... hohan...
SHE really knows how to pick em' too..
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Them's fightin' words!
Apology issued in 3, 2, 1 ...
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
"She is just a bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside."
Yes, Lily, yes you are.
This drunken slut is just projecting her shit.
Pot, kettle: table for two right this way...
LMFAO MK! That's just like my tía, Bernadette! Pencil thin eyebrows and a bad Canadian Whisky habit.
"cranberry vodka and tell her you only put a drop of the good shit in it. An hour later, the ho is riding high on the drunk express and is letting the shit pour out of her like a backed-up toilet"
I know in my heart that my nieces said these exact words about me after last year's Thanksgiving dinner.
LMAO!! You just described my Aunt Felicia, except she doesn't need to get drunk and she doesn't need to be egged on. I just get to sit back and watch the show.
Lily Allen needs a big heaping helping of STFU. Everything she said about those people can be thrown right back at her. She's not just trash she's Fancy Trash.
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"Ick. Nast."
Doesn't she have a song about being superficial and shit?
I only know this because I 've heard it and I say Who is singing this shit... It was lilly and I said, Of course she is.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Is Lily discribing herself again? Ugly, stupid, superficial, revolting...?
Take a mic, honey, and sing us something. Show us what you've got and stop being jealous of others who are more relevant (may it be in a positive or negative way).
Because being a talentless spoiled celebuspawn is sooo much better than being a footballers wife.
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She points at every ho in the room and says shit like, "That puta over will fuck anything! Don't shake her hand or you'll get diseased!" At one point, you have to escort her to the exit and say, "That was abuelita you were talking about."
ahahahahahahhahha MK u r the best!
Team Vicky on this one, sorry Lilz.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
MK, sheer poetry! Hahahahaa. You totally just described my Aunty Doris at family get togethers!
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Bitch, please.