Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This famous film actor almost always flies on his private jet, but there was an occasion recently where he needed to take a public flight. While he was not forced to stand in the security line with the unwashed masses, he did have to go through a special security check with a few other celebrities.
Our actor reluctantly removed his shoes and put them in a plastic bin. The security guard ran his shoes through the x-ray machine, hesitated, and then called over another guard. The two guards then proceeded to inspect the shoes up close for what seemed like an endless period of time. One guard handed back the shoes with an apology. “Sorry that took so long. I’ve just never seen ones that big before.” Our actor turned red, put on his shoes and proceeded to the plane. The next celeb on line asked the guard what size the shoes were. The guard replied “Oh, it wasn’t the size of the shoes. I’ve just never seen lifts that big before.” (Blind Gossip)
Don't play. There's only one dude in Hollywood who loves to take it higher with his sexay sexay shoes. If Tommy wears shoes like that in public, you know he wears stilettos in the bedroom.
Which funnyman’s career might be flagging due to his dependence on downers? After a disastrous comedy set in NYC, he admitted he’s hooked on Vicodin. Deadly serious. (Star VIA Blind Gossip)
Eddie Murphy? And the "disastrous comedy" was Meet Dave? The only way to get off Vicodin is to start smoking crack. It'll bring ya back up!
Which film director could give Robert Pattinson a run for his money in the odor department? The big-time movie man smelled so bad during a recent shoot that even his actors couldn't stand to be around him! (Gatecrasher)
Kevin Smith? Peter Jackson? Francis Ford Coppola? Take your pick.
"This C list actress/writer/producer on a very hit television comedy had noticed all of these photos of a missing cat on telephone poles and in windows. She didn't really think much about it, but a day or two after she first saw the pictures, she met a little girl who was standing with her mom on the corner and they were putting up more pictures. So, our actress to be kind asked about the cat, and found it that it had been the girl's cat and that she had literally had it from almost the day she was born and she was now 8. The mother and daughter recognized our actress and they took some photos with a cell phone camera and our actress signed an autograph on one of the cat posters. The cat had managed to get outside when the front door had been left open by the cable guy.
Anyway, about a week goes by and our actress called the family to see if they had found the cat and they had not and had given up hope. The next day, our actress stopped by their house along with two other members of the show and dropped off a brand new kitten to the little girl."(CDAN)
But what if the lost kitty came back? Then they'd have double the kitty caca to pick up. I'd be pissed. My guess is Jenna Fischer or Minday Kaling from The Office?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 12:06am.
Mindy Kaling: birth-name Vera Chokalingam
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In high school she went by the name Mindy Chokalingham. She was awesome; smart funny and nice. She was very unpopular because we went to a snobby prep school and she was overweight and kinda geeky. I was also very unpopular, and we were buds! I'm THRILLED at her success :)
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Mindy Kaling: birth-name Vera Chokalingam.
It cannot be stressed enough that Blind Gossip makes up ALL their shit. So now they want us to believe that:
1. Security screeners in the airport are so bored they would stand and gawk at shoes for a very long time because they had lifts in them.
2. That any joe-schmoe airport worker would care about lifts, or keep mental notes on how big all the lifts he had previously seen were.
3. That the next "celeb" in line (that's right, let's say this is Tom Cruise, but another celeb in line right behind wouldn't know whether or not Tom had huge feet) would ask "how big were those shoes"?
Ugh! I swear to god that site just makes up shit that they know COULD be true and can never be disproven.
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Oooh. What is cat fancy? If I knew what it was I'd read it too.
I must be wired strangely because painkillers perk me up. I can take Vicodin and it makes me feel great!
The last one is Mindy Kaling.
OMG
Submitted by LunaChick on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:56pm.
Submitted by tired of rumers... on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:51pm.
"...jenna fischer doesn't write or produce"
Jenna Fischer does write and produce. You have to see her film, Lollilove.
well then i will have to eat my words! i'll have to check that out, though mindy kaling is my true hetero love!
I think the 2nd BI is Mike Myers.
these blind items are recycled ever week. lame...
I think the third is Tina Fey
#4 totally shouldn't be blind! That's so sweet. I'd go with Jenna Fischer because she's a self-admitted cat lady. She did a whole spread in Cat Fancy. And yes, I read Cat Fancy. So sad.
Film director might be that JJ Abrams since his Star Trek is opening this weekend.
The director one is Peter Jackson. I've seen that guy on TV and he looked so nasty that I could smell him through the TV.
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Submitted by tired of rumers... on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:51pm.
tina fey is a-list
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Meh, I've gotta disagree. Most TV stars, regardless of their degree of success, don't become A-list until they land starring roles in 2 or 3 blockbuster films, i.e. Will Smith. Until then, they're still considered B-list, at best.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:36pm.
1. TommyGirl
2. Dave Chapelle
3. Robert Rodriguez or Quentine Terantino
4. Pattycake or M.E. Maybe Tigerlilly.
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Amazingly, this is not Tommy
http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/paltrowDowneyES2504_243x573.jp...
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#4 I'm going to say Julia Louis Dryfuss
1. Either Tommy Girl or Sly Stallone
2. No idea.
3. No idea.
4. Tina Fey
DUDE me and Mindy Kaling were friends in high school NO LIE!
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Who cares! If they show up at your door with some new pussy, invite them in!
lol @ the lifts...& the 4th one shouldn't be blind..that's so awesome
A nice BI? Wow, that's something new.
#1 is so Tommy Girl.
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Submitted by tired of rumers... on Thu, 05/07/2009 - 3:51pm.
"...jenna fischer doesn't write or produce"
Jenna Fischer does write and produce. You have to see her film, Lollilove.
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A NICE BLIND? Is MK on deaths door?
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Tommy is the obvious answer, but several other actors are shorter than they appear on screen.
Beavis or Butthead?
Hope it isn't Opie.
actress, writer & producer? Sounds like Tina Fey.
Who else mutitasks like that? She seems like the type to take the extra effort to help 'the little people'.
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Blind Gossip has had a ton of blind items that fit Tom and Katie. A lot of them are about her getting fed up and gearing up to leave him.
Just a theory, but it seems like someone in Katie's family is a regular at Blind Gossip and REALLY hates Tom.
I think you're spot on about Tommygirl and Jenna Fischer. The others? I don't know.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
#4 is definitely mindy kaling. jenna fischer doesn't write or produce and tina fey is a-list and her show isn't really a "major hit."
I find it a little suss that the customs guys would openly ogle a celebs lifts and then comment on them, but meh, boring job. Tommy must have been hanging round in his socks, waiting. I wonder if he could see over the conveyor belt.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.
Ooooh.. I wonder of the downer comedy dude is Dane Cook???????
I know for a fact that the smelly director is NOT Kevin Smith!
He's a lovely man.. and so sweet to everyone. That's got to be tough, cause he's got some seriously creepy fans.. just saying
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#1 - Tommy Girl, no doubt about it
# 3 - Film director -- don't know, but RPATTZ does not stink !! That's a FILTHY LIE !
On that note -- Guillermo del Toro (whom I LOVE) looks like he might make a stinky.
#4 - C List actress/writer/producer - sounds like Tina Fey to me.
1. TommyGirl
2. Dave Chapelle
3. Robert Rodriguez or Quentine Terantino
4. Pattycake or M.E. Maybe Tigerlilly.
"Don't play. There's only one dude in Hollywood who loves to take it higher with his sexay sexay shoes. If Tommy wears shoes like that in public, you know he wears stilettos in the bedroom."
Classic.
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These are boooooring. Except the one about the stinky director. If its Ron Howard I'm pointing at the Vatican.
Im listening to Norm Macdonald right now promoting his stand up on stern...he definitely seems like the type to take downers
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although it was very nice of the actress to care, I don't know how I feel about getting the girl a "replacement kitty".
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Um, why is that last item blind? Aren't blind items supposed to be things you wouldn't want people to know? Am I missing something?
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