Friday, May 8th 2009
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Orbitz - In the mid-90s, there was a magical drink that beamed in from the future called Orbitz. It was a "non-carbonated fruit beverage" with tiny balls floating around in it. It tasted like sugary asparagus piss and the tiny balls looked like coagulated cum, but I really thought Orbitz was going to be the drink of the future. The drink we would all be downing while we were riding in spaceships and shit. I thought I was in The Jetsons when I was drinking one! Imagine that shit with vodka today? Sad. Of course, since this world has no taste or vision, Orbitz failed and closed after a couple of years. If that.
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Hells yeah! I loved those things! The pink one for me please :)
Estrogen a-poppin!
oh man! i totally want one now!
yes Yes YES!! i was trying to remember what this stuff was called the other day - THANK YOU.
So awesome. Tapioca balls in corn syrup. That stuff was better than mountain dew.
I still have an unopened Orbitz - the red one. I bought it with no intention of ever drinking it, I just liked it from an aesthetic angle... it was like a lava lamp, but soda! Hum, I wonder how much I could get for it on e-bay..?
I remember that stuff! MichaelK - pleasepleaseplease make "Super Socco" one of your hot sluts - I miss that stuff.
I can't believe so many of you still have bottles of this stuff.
It didn't taste stellar but I would buy it with my friend whenever I could. The balls were really a downgrade, but that was pretty much the whole purpose for buying it.
And I don't get the point in saying bubble tea "Tastes like puke"? They don't all taste the same. I really like it for the novelty and syrupy sweetness, and the huge straws.
I'm jealous of those who said they still have unopened bottles. drink that delicious goodness already!!
I still have one of these, unopened! It's the one with white balls floating around in it, but over time they turned yellow.... ewwwwww.....
That is really peculiar looking. It looks like a vodka and pills cocktail.
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Hellz yeah, Orbitz were the shit!
I also remember there used to be
Toaster French Fries!!
Does anyone remember that??
I'm DYING! I STILL have an un-opened bottle of the red Orbitz... It sits on top of my fridge. The shit is still floating - I wonder if it's worth money?? HA!
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
You never fail to amaze me MK, in a good way.
AUGHHH! MK! I LOVED this shit back then!!! Of course, I was 9 and loved anything with a high sugar content and artificial flavoring. Thanks for reminding me my youth was so much more awesome than things are now.
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Re: Bubble Tea.
Tastes like puke.
Why is it such a big deal?
HELL FUCKING YES!
This shit tasted like toilet water but I loved the boogs out of it anyway!
ORBITZ WATER FOR HSOTW!
Damn, Michael K, I'm like 100 years old and even I don't remember that shit. Wow, I am fascinated by what triggers your "crazy" buttons. *LOL*
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Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:44am.
Angel,
Yep, we have a place here in Ann Arbor (michigan) called Bubble Island. AA is a college city, with the big one being University of MI. The bubble place seems to be really popular with that age group.
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Ah! Cool! I knew it couldn't only be here! Bubble tea, bubble tea. God I hate that shit...but everyone loves it! I'm so left out:(
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Agreed.I'm a bit of a nerd...so I remember the drink.It did'nt register with 99.9999999% of consumers.
Dr. Funk
The fact that nobody associates Orbitz travel with the drink has little to do with brand management, and a lot to do with the fact that fucking nobody would remember this shit unless someone showed them a picture and said "It was called Orbitz...remember?"
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Kudos to the ORBITZ travel people for good brand mgmnt....because I don't associate this epic FAIL of a beverage with them at all.
I hated that stuff. It was so gross! It was like when someone is eating and gets food bits in their drink. Blah.
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Ugh, I totally remember drinking this stuff, and I remember it being way cool... Except that time we tried to drink all the liquid and leave the little balls at the bottom to eat after. ick. nast.
i don't remember this drink
It's no wonder it didn't make it. Every woman knows that if it's got chunks in it, you DO NOT swallow.
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OMG YES!!! I used to love this stuff in middle school...mostly because it was fun, I guess, not because it was good. It would be incredible with vodka now though, the little jelly balls would soak up the liquor! Mmmmm.
i soo remember this!! it didn't taste all that good, but it was pretty fun!
in fact i was looking for this a few yrs ago.
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oooh! What about Clear Pepsi? Now that was some crap in a can.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
I thought it was a lava lamp.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
You can still buy it on ebay. Who knew?
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I have one of these on display in my kitchen cabinetry.
Yeah, this shit was nasty but it looked cool!
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Angel,
Yep, we have a place here in Ann Arbor (michigan) called Bubble Island. AA is a college city, with the big one being University of MI. The bubble place seems to be really popular with that age group.
My 19 yo DD goes to bubble island with her friends every once in a while. She tried to explain to me what the heck this bubbly stuff was but I never got it. Now that I see the Orbits, I kinda understand.
I do not remember this at all!
I must have been suffering from "exhaustion" at the time this was available! ; p
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I still have an unopened bottle and yes, the balls are still floating. My friend bought for me as a joke.
My mom finally gave in and bought this for me once - NEVER AGAIN! I quickly went back to my gas-station drink of choice, Clearly Canadian. Now THAT stuff was delicious!
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I remember this shit...It felt like jizz in you mouth. Chunky jizz. Not that I would know.
I don't remember that shit at all! Ahhh, the good old days....
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
I remember that shizz. (did I just use that word?)
I used to save all the balls til then end and then swallow them. That should've been a early indication of the kind of person I would grow up to be.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Orbitz is a good HSOTD even if it's inanimate! See, I thought it lasted longer than it did because all the discount stores around here had that shit in stock til like 1999! It really was truly awful, as a kid tapioca made me gag and this was pretty much in the same vein.
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That drink was horrible! I am surprised they last as long as they did!
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This shit was unnaturally thick and sweet. I remember begging my mom to buy it for me once and it was fucking sick. It was kinda jizzy and membrane-y. I didn't like it, even as a kid, but the bubble tea shit that's so fucking popular today is even grosser. I don't believe that anyone in my town drinks it because they genuinely like it, for some reason they just think it's "edgy" or some shit.
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Well, that looks like bubble tea. Do you guys have bubble tea mania over there now too, by any chance...?
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I actually remember those...I don't remember the taste. My parents probably wouldn't let me drink it.
my friend still has a bottle that we bought in highschool. i wonder if the balls are still floating? its like bubble tea but diffrent!
That shit WAS rank!
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I could never swallow the little balls, lol! I always had to chew them and drink at the same time which made me choke, but it was still an interesting concept
that shit was awful
They look like lava lamps.
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Sad, I do not remember this drink.