Step Away From The Barton
I realize David Walliams is a mega manskank who sniffs at any coochie that wiggles, but Mischa Barton?! Mischa Barton?! Bitch looks like she would give a rat a handjob if it was carrying some of the bad shit. What's even more embarrassing is that David apparently got SHUT DOWN by Mischa. The Mirror says that at a party in London the other night, David was wagging his tail at Mischa, but she was not falling for the bait. A source-type said, "David was surrounded by women and chatted up six of them. Mischa was one of his earliest targets but he didn't get very far. She kept staring at her phone, almost willing it to ring so she could escape. In the end she had to tell him she had a boyfriend. David took it in good spirits and escorted her from the party."
Getting turned down by Mischa "I fuck for roles" Barton has to be the most embarrassing thing to have ever happened to David Walliams. This is a sign! A sign that he needs to stick his wang in a bowl of ice and then put it in the corner indefinitely. It is not doing him right!
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"I think 'Little Britain' (not the USA series) is funny, but David Walliams is straight up creepy!
There is something about him that skeeves me out!"
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I agree. Im getting tired of Walliams. This guy comes off as being a bit desperate. He constantly complains about not being able to find love yet hes out with a different woman every night. Whats funny is, All the women he DOES like are either married, in a relationship, or only wants him as a friend. That doesn't stop him from trying anyway. He honestly should just shut up, get a decent single woman who he didn't meet at a club and just settle down already. The whole "Gentleman" thing is growing old. I know i wouldn't want my wife or girlfriend around this idiot. Espiecially considering all the people he frequents the London club circuit with. He gets a little too chummy with people he shouldn't be getting chummy with. Unless of course, Hes gay and this all could be a clever ruse. Hmmmmmm....
Mischa used to be really pretty and fresh-faced. And not terribly long ago either...
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This story and Mischa should be eaten by "The Nothing", just like Falkor.
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..and when she says, I have a "Boyfriend" ..what she really means is Drug Dealer :P
I'm sorry I see her and I just think of cheese curd! Big fucking mounds of cheese curd on her thighs and I immediately have to go vom!
She looks like a beat-down, whored-out cocker spaniel. Why does anyone still know who the hell she is?
Submitted by S_G on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:29am.
I think 'Little Britain' (not the USA series) is funny, but David Walliams is straight up creepy!
There is something about him that skeeves me out!
To me he seems like the type of very odd, sexually, ambiguous, seemly harmless guy who would drop a roofie in your drink. Then hours later, you wake up semi conscious, naked, tied up and being video taped for his "personal" collection.
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Yes, I agree! I love "little Britain" but he does look skeevy. Apparently he's enamoured of Natalie Imbruglia but she keeps insisting that she wants nothing more then friendship but he *just won't give up* *shudder* *cue the stalker music*
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
"In the end she had to tell him...."
That she was really missing her bong. She said "Can I go home to my bong now?"
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Wow, she looks terrible. That said, I really like her outfit.
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Oh fuck no. Mischa just go away. I'm tired of seeing her looking like a heroin addict. Shame.
mischa looks like a smelly, wet cat...
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Ouch! Did someone throw her off of The Rock of Love bus? Or just throw her a rock? Damn, girlfriend right here needs a bleach bath, like pronto!
I am embarrassed to say I have no idea who David Williams is...I do however think he is waaaay uglier than Mischa.
i still say he looks like ed westwick (chuck bass) from certain angles. it's the beady eyes and the joe-the-camelesque nose/nostrils.
She's shooting up, right?
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Wow. She looks like death. Why hasn't her family stepped in?
She was probably in such a daze she didn't understand a word he was saying. She looks like shit.
Poor Mischa looks like a delirously exhausted mail-order bride, who is still suffering from sea-sickness after the boat ride from Europe, after riding a goat from outer Mongolia.
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I thought that was Keith Richards for a second.
"Bitch looks like she would give a rat a handjob if it was carrying some of the bad shit. "
AHHHHAHAHAHA I'm totally stealing this and using it to describe the nasty chicks I don't like! Classic!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:59am.
Hey Mischa! Wearing a ring on every finger isn't cool and it isn't fashionable. Hasn't been since Madonna was still human.
LOL! Speaking of fashion foibles, I had a skirt just like that in the early 90's.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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oh my god this girl looks like she's melting.
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Don't stick your D in this OC C!
These pics piss me off so bad I can't even read MK's post, and fuck it, I don't want to know. Where is her trash family!!! She's needs a nice rest in a closed facility.
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Mischa needs to learn how to fuck better and higher up the job chain because this cottage cheese thighed skank is swimming in the same unemployment sea as Hohan!
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What has this fugly coke-cunt done besides "The OC"? How can she afford to keep flying around all over the world? I don't get it.
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Bitch, please....Lilo is a fucking national treasure compared to this pile of shit. SHE WAS FUCKING ON THE O.C. FOR WHAT, TWO SEASONS? If Mischa died tomorrow, I can't say that I'd care. She has never said or done anything in her "career" that would cause me to have even a shred of respect for her.
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COME AT ME, BITCH!
Leave her alone! She just came back from a Night of the Living Dead remake audition!
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Hey Mischa! Wearing a ring on every finger isn't cool and it isn't fashionable. Hasn't been since Madonna was still human.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I can't believe I'm going to say something fairly sensitive, but I look at this chick and feel sorry for her. She really looks like she's one near-fatal overdose from an A&E Intervention. Maybe she had problems before this but remember when the cottage cheese photos came out on the 'nets and everyone (including me) were commenting on her weight? Did that make her go down this path?
Why are we all wasting our time with this worthless, talentless, drug taking skank?
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Mischa Barton starred at her phone because she was waiting for her dealer to call for her next fix. Mischa's too skanky to actually hang out with someone as skanky as David Walliams the stench of skank would be so overpowering that anyone would die from being down wind of that stink. You have to give David Walliams some credit though he has his life together and he doesn't look like he's flying in the sky with Mischa. I mean come on now look at this picture. She's lit the bitch is so fucked up she could be higher then a kite. Even if she found a trick she would sit there like a dead slab of meat and make her trick do all the work. That is not a turn on. That evening would end with both them peuking or in the emergency room.
I think 'Little Britain' (not the USA series) is funny, but David Walliams is straight up creepy!
There is something about him that skeeves me out!
To me he seems like the type of very odd, sexually, ambiguous, seemly harmless guy who would drop a roofie in your drink. Then hours later, you wake up semi conscious, naked, tied up and being video taped for his "personal" collection.
Jebus, she's fallen hard. She makes Lilo look young and freshfaced. Fuck!
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"I fuck for roles"? That's an understatement. Pretty sure she would fuck for a ride to pick up an 8 ball, which she would fuck for.
*edited for early morning ignorance
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WTF happed to Mischa? She used to be so pretty.
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He's more of a LAAAAAAAAAAAA-DY! than she is.
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