Chicken Fight!
El Pollo Loco has greased up its face and taken off all its joo-rees (as DeShawn Snow says), because it's ready to bust it down on KFC! The other day, Earth Mother Oprah gave out a coupon for a free grilled chicken (vom, wipe and vom again) lunch at KFC, but that shit was only good until midnight. It also caused utter chaos, because a few KFCs either ran out of chicken or refused to honor the coupon. Sit-ins were staged, blood was shed and chickens cried. It wasn't a beautiful sight.
So El Pollo Loco is fighting back by saying they came up with the idea first and they are going to do it again this Mother's Day. On Sunday, El Pollo Loco will honor all KFC coupons. They will give you a 2-piece citrus-marinated grilled chicken meal. Even if you aren't a mother.
Damn, mothercluckers! It's about to get ugly, because I know KFC isn't going to stand for this. Chicken Cutlets, get your round cards ready, because there's about to be a rumble! And where's Popeyes in all of this? I think they know it's best to keep their beak shut! Because if they offered some free shit, I'd be down there, shanking hos in order to get a piece.
And thank you, El Pollo Loco! Now I know what to get my mommy for Mama Je'e's Day!
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LMAO!!! brilliant! Free market competition at its best! But I'm biased, cuz I HATEHATEHATE KFuckingC. Popeye's and Church's rule for fried but El Pollo Loco is master of the grilled bird!
Popeyes is better than KFC. KFC's grilled chicken sucks anyway.
What a bunch of morons.
POPEYES STARTED THIS GHETTO MESS. I live in New Orleans and all the Popeyes advertised last week that you could get a 8 piece for $4.99! $4.99!!! You know everyone and their cousin was there when all the Popeyes ran out of chicken. Pull up the youtube videos. They are ghettolarious.
BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW!!!! POPEYES STARTED THIS SHIT!
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Whatever! You Old Nappy Headed Hoes-
I've only been to El Pollo Loco once, I really liked it, shit I might even go there today for the hell of it.
I can't believe I used to like KFC, it's cafeteria food to me now. When you live in the Southeast, you have WAY better chicken choices.
Speaking of, it's so god damn annoying that Chick-fil-a are always closed on Sundays, they are missing quite an opportunity here. Zaxbys, Churches, and Bojangles should get in the game as well..Free Chicken for everyone.
One day, and I don't care that I will be the only white person in there, but I am gonna fucking try some Gladys Knight and Ron Winans Chicken & Waffles..
Chicken is a wonderful thing!
i had no idea the next war would be over chicken....
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Chill, people! Stay cool and calm. El Pollo Loco will save you!
KFC, you are greedy dogs!
Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.
O yeah. ONT: I hate the way this sounds like an Election Campaign...or that Election Campaigns sound like competing grilled chicken ads...either way...
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:33am.
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I'm actually from Etobicoke originally so would like to move back but much has changed. :(
The area around Kipling Station is cleaning up nicely though.
On Topic: Seriously people, it's chicken. Go to the store, spend a couple of $$ and make your own.
It's safer too, albeit a little boring compared to this.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:31am.
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No shit...I'm south of there in Hazel McCallion's little kingdom. ;)
On Topic: Is that why they call it "Crazy Chicken"?
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:56am.
Crazy,
Left over from cockney slang I would imagine.
I am gutted over the game. :(
I know! We need a Canadian team to win the Stanley Cup! Soon!
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@The C Word: A lot of people are moving to Etobicoke these days...like right on the cusp of it over there by that hugemongous mall off the Queensway...
High Park *sigh* I spend a lot of time there. It's one of my favouritist neighbourhoods ever....And, apparently, the cheap houses are all at Dufferin Grove (by Dufferin Mall)...the community has really been working that park there and homeschoolers at Wallace Emerson and such...that is an up and coming place to be fersure.
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:55am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:53am.
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Just outside T.O. (or "Nottoronto" as I tell the rest of Canada). ;)
I love Ottawa (esp the Market) - had the best time at a Sens game a few years ago (plus tickets are available & affordable).
Bahahahahaha! I used to live in NOTTORONTO too we called it Brampton! Bahahahahaha!
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:26am.
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Yes, a 905er. Used to be a city dweller but decided to go where the pastures were green, the air was clear(er), and the stores were super-sized.;)
Thinking about moving back tho'....probably Etobicoke/High Park maybe.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:43am.
I love the fact that Chicago has 36 murdered children so far this year, but peeps are more up-in-arms about the KFC coupons being honored.
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Deb. So harsh. And sad. But this is the world we live in, no? Where a dollar is more important than a human (or any other kind of) life.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:55am.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:53am.
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Just outside T.O. (or "Nottoronto" as I tell the rest of Canada). ;)
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O you mean the 905ers and the Scarbs?
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:35am.
It's kinda hard to fault someone for using a slur on a site that refers to everyone as ho's skanks, sluts, and whores. Just saying. Wasn't MK making fun of those Miley Cyrus pics where she was making fun of Asians, and saying he thought they were funny, and MK is half Asian?
Wonder what other countries call Americans as a nationality slur?
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Um...Romans? It's true - sometimes I call you guys The Romans.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:55am.
Yeah the city was buzzing a few years ago when the Sens were in the finals. Not so much this year :(
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The aussies call the mericans Sewer Tanks. (Yanks)
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That's what I'm talking about!
FilthyBitch (Sewer Tank Yankee)
My morning has been far too productive.
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Crazy,
Left over from cockney slang I would imagine.
I am gutted over the game. :(
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:53am.
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Just outside T.O. (or "Nottoronto" as I tell the rest of Canada). ;)
I love Ottawa (esp the Market) - had the best time at a Sens game a few years ago (plus tickets are available & affordable).
On Topic: eat at your own risk.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Submitted by CRAZY
Arrogant Assholes
Hillbillies
American pieces of shit
That's what I hear people in Canada say! Not that I condone that though!;)
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Hmmm going to have to work on a sig line for that. Maybe "I am an arrogant asshole, hillbilly, and a piece of shit. Or you can just call me American"
I dunno... there has got to be something cooler. Like "Pikes" or "Oval Eyed"
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:50am.
Sewer Tanks? Why?
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Sewer Tanks? Why?
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Submitted by The C word on Fri, 05/08/2009
Haha, we call it 'Dirty Bird'. Swiss Chalet is 'Swiss Pigeon', and Harvey's is 'Scurvy's'. :D
And you're a Canuck? From where?
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that is hilarious!
I'm from Ottawa. you?
Charlie baby,
Please don't be silly enough to get sent back to banned camp.
Crazy,
The aussies call the mericans Sewer Tanks. (Yanks)
What about "Church's" fried chicken?
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:35am.
It's kinda hard to fault someone for using a slur on a site that refers to everyone as ho's skanks, sluts, and whores. Just saying. Wasn't MK making fun of those Miley Cyrus pics where she was making fun of Asians, and saying he thought they were funny, and MK is half Asian?
Wonder what other countries call Americans as a nationality slur? If anyone knows, post it. I want to start referring to myself as that asap.
Arrogant Assholes
Hillbillies
American pieces of shit
That's what I hear people in Canada say! Not that I condone that though!;)
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popeyes cant offer free shit, they caused a frenzy and ran out of chicken when they offered a sale on april 22nd. Youtube it, it was great.
I wonder if anyone would find it just as non-offensive if luckycharms/charles manson dropped the N word every now and then. I'm sure if it did then the rest of people on this post would be out for his blood. Double standards suck.
I love the fact that Chicago has 36 murdered children so far this year, but peeps are more up-in-arms about the KFC coupons being honored.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Yeah, I don't see why it's acceptable and commonplace for posters to be personally attacked by other posters here, but when someone uses a random ass slur word that has nothing to do with anyone here, people shit themselves over it. Eh.
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It's kinda hard to fault someone for using a slur on a site that refers to everyone as ho's skanks, sluts, and whores. Just saying. Wasn't MK making fun of those Miley Cyrus pics where she was making fun of Asians, and saying he thought they were funny, and MK is half Asian?
Wonder what other countries call Americans as a nationality slur? If anyone knows, post it. I want to start referring to myself as that asap.
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slopehead :
racial slur for a chinaman
Many brave men & women fought and died in the Great Chicken War of '09 as Obama stood by and did nothing but lick his fingers and say " Delicious!".
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:22am.
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Haha, we call it 'Dirty Bird'. Swiss Chalet is 'Swiss Pigeon', and Harvey's is 'Scurvy's'. :D
And you're a Canuck? From where?
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
Kentucky Fried Rat or dirty bird as I like to call it, is disgusting.
We don't have El Pollo Loco's in Canada but I'm sure it's a helluva lot better.
KFC makes me sick! The only thing I can eat from there are plain instant potatoes. It's overpriced as shit, I could see myself getting dinner there once in awhile if I didn't have to go through the shame of paying like twenty dollars...seriously, the one time me and my bf got a bucket there it was fucking like $21 for that and a side. WTF? I can buy a fried chicken that won't make my asshole explode for like 8 bucks at the grocery store.
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KFC's coleslaw.... droooolllllll
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Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:39am.
Could you stop with the racist comments?
Yah what's a slopehead? Never heard this.
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Bahahahaha! That is awesome! Great advertising!
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What's a slopehead?.
Otherwise totally witzy article!
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I don't know which is more disgusting the KFC chicken or the racist comments that slip by on this board.
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:39am.
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Honey, ya gotta stop with the ‘slopehead’ comments.
I know you’re not a mean one at heart, but you’ve got to try and restrain yourself; many would hate to see you get banned again.
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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.
What the hell, Charles!? You said you weren't gonna say that anymore! Amember Karma!?
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
KFC should really consider adding watermelon cheese burgers and soul food to the menu. The roof would be on fire from being so crowded.
You know we don't have to GO to hell, right? Cuz we already live there and everything...*eyeroll* *shakes head* *goes back to bed...FOREVER!*
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Mmm, Popeye's. Wish they had one here.
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