Friday, May 8th 2009
Child Trolls Shouldn't Talk About Things Like This
Hayden Pantytroll is 19, but she still looks like she should be goo-goo ga-ga-ing in a stroller with a bottle in one hand and a blanky in the other. The last thing she should be doing is talking about grown-up stuff like sex. But that's what she did the other night at a party.
Page Six says that Hayden was talking to a friend about David Duchovny's constant thirst for 'gina and she said, "Well, if I had to be addicted to something, it would be sex!"
Why did I suddenly get the image of a teacup Pit Bull playing with a dildo? That's not right. Ugh. If bitch needs to be addicted to something, it should be keeping her damn troll hole shut. Shoo shoo away and let the adults do the talking.
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short and chubby YUCK!
She really does look hot but yet so weird here. What was she thinking? Damn...
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Love you, Hayden. I have a troll fetish.
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haribo> No, I get that. I dated a guy who was 6'6" (yeah, we looked like circus freaks together :P)& I always felt bad for him not being able to find pants that were long enough, shoes that were big enough, having people stare at him, etc.
This girl, though, her outfit is hideous, I gotta say. I don't even get it...the silver lame bikini, the pointy hat? Wtf
I can't stand her. She is an awful actress.
She has a really pretty face, when she's not wearing grandma makeup.
I have mixed feelings about her body (as if I should even feel any way about it?). But I don't get why anyone should hate on it so much--she's not fat, cellulite-y, etc. Sometimes I like seeing irregular body types with people that are still considered attractive. Some people have 'sex pot' body types--she's just going to have to work with the 'lolita' body image for as long as she can manage.
Anyway it's hard being short and society-appropriate "skinny."
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:32am.
Haribo> I actually like being short. :) Except for having to get all my pants tailored! I wouldn't want to be tall(er).
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right on! :) as for myself...i wish i was shorter. yeah, as stupid as that may sound i truly wish i was shorter.
This girl annoys me (and I've never seen her act in anything), but I think it's kind of refreshing that someone with her body type (i.e. average...) gets the hot girl roles and hasn't resorted to starvation and having some double d's installed to become more of the Hollywood ideal.
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Looks like shitney in that pic.
Same clothing style too... or lack thereof.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:03am.
Crazy> Thanks for saying that, b/c I was getting all sad about the "fat" comments. I'm built the same way. When you're short, unless you're whip thin, it looks chunky
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Ugh. I don't even wanna look. She looks healthy. Model thin is not "average" by any stretch of the imagination...why do people always wanna be there....? So bizarre that we can hate the human body so much and think that we know better than *insert Deity of your choice* knows what it should look like. We always be wanting to "fix" the things that *insert Deity of your choice* makes. My daughter's like that with me, sometimes....I'm like: who are you to to tell me what time you should go to bed, foolio? Or whether you need a bath, or where the towels should go...? *I* am the MAMA! Yeesh!
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Haribo> I actually like being short. :) Except for having to get all my pants tailored! I wouldn't want to be tall(er).
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:02am.
I think she has a gorgeous face. And she can't exactly help being short.
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my same exact thought when it comes to her height!
it ain't like she chose it. i'm sure if she could she'd choose to be taller.
Nope.
Submitted by Meeshie on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:44am.
Do small women like Trollden have smaller hoo-hoo's?
aren't there some whales this little person could be rescuing?
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Crazy> Thanks for saying that, b/c I was getting all sad about the "fat" comments. I'm built the same way. When you're short, unless you're whip thin, it looks chunky.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:10am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:06am.
Wasn't she JUST on TV with Sarah Palin's kid talking about abstinence?
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She was talking to UNDERAGE teens! NOT adults.
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It still sends a mixed message. There are plenty of underage teenagers who see absolutely no difference between being seventeen and being eighteen.
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She definitely is pear shaped.
I think she has a gorgeous face. And she can't exactly help being short.
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Who is she?. Looks underdeveloped (height), bowlegged, big hips, paunch...........
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Hayden's prob is she's dumb, ugly, too short, and can't act.
This little Keelber elf needs to steal some of TommyGirl's lifts and maybe then I will treat her like a human, instead of a horny sprite!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Ugh, I just watched that link, myself - you know what these bitches don't get...is that a really, really good performer doesn't even have to be pretty....it's their love affair with the music that makes them sexy...it doesn't matter how sexy you TRY to be...if there's no connection to the music it just looks stoopit.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Do small women like Trollden have smaller hoo-hoo's? Maybe it's shallower than a normal twat and Milo couldn't stick it in all the way. That's why he dumped her?
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How pathetic do you have to be to cover PARIS HILTON?!?!?
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
and she thinks she's hot....mmmmk!
Here on Dlisted, we can make any upstanding starlet un-classy. ho-ish, and skanky-like.
With Hayden, it's only a stretch in that...
1) Her mama and daddy are beating on one another
2) She was barely outta diapers before dating her virg-poon on her 30+ year old co-star
3) She has had a few nights on the town with Paris Hilton, which is guaranteed to cause your stock to plummet immediately.
She was almost in the clear, but she fell into the skank pit!
She's fair game!
Bah, she's cute, but she's 3 apples high!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:10am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:06am.
Wasn't she JUST on TV with Sarah Palin's kid talking about abstinence?
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She was talking to UNDERAGE teens! NOT adults.
also she didn't say she WAS addicted to sex she said if she had to be addicted to something it would be sex. Totally different and anyone who doesn't think this girl is gorgeous needs to see an eye doctor. She has a beautiful face, gorgeous skin, sexy body! She is defenitly one of the hottest young hollywood starlets out there.
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I beg to differ. I think Rachel Bilson or Mila Kunis, hell even Kristen DAvis look better than her.
Seeing her in that hat just makes me want to send her to my aunt in Boca Raton so she can add her to her garden gnome collection.
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Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:01am.
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Agreed. Didnt this troll say that Paris Hilton was smart and shes been with friends with her for fucking ever. Dumb troll.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:06am.
Wasn't she JUST on TV with Sarah Palin's kid talking about abstinence?
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She was talking to UNDERAGE teens! NOT adults.
also she didn't say she WAS addicted to sex she said if she had to be addicted to something it would be sex. Totally different and anyone who doesn't think this girl is gorgeous needs to see an eye doctor. She has a beautiful face, gorgeous skin, sexy body! She is defenitly one of the hottest young hollywood starlets out there.
Someone needs a kick in the cuuuunt.
She's a dumb troll bitch. If she was cool, I'd cut her some slack, but she's another entitled twat. So she gets what she gets and I don't feel bad making fun of her pudgy wittle baby weggies and lack of anything resembling tittays.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:58am.
Hahaha! You are so right!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:25am.
So do Trolls have sex with Smurfs? Dwarfs? Sprites?
No, just Knights Who Say "Ni!"
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I think she's cute. She's got the stumpy body frame yeah, but hey, ya gotta work with what you have, right? She takes care of her body and has a pretty face.
Can we reserve the word Troll for the two real trolls- the Olsens?
Can we just call her Lil Bit or something?
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What a strange figure and strange girl.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:06am.
Wasn't she JUST on TV with Sarah Palin's kid talking about abstinence?
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ha ha that's the first thing I thought of, LMAFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can someone please tell me who exactly these celebrity chicks are constantly texting all the time? Even assuming they are texting one another, what are they saying? What could possibly be happening in their lives if they spend 23 of 24 hours a day texting? Sorry that picture sort of set me off.
Also, moo.
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I have no idea why some people consider this troll gorgeous.. She can be cute in the right angle with clothes that flatter her unfortunate body type but gorgeous? Give me a fucking break! She cant wear a simple dress without looking like a tranny midget attempt gone awry.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
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I'm sorry, I fucking can't stand stumps who waddle around thinking they're all that. Almost every dumb party slut I know is short and stumpy and loud. Hayden seems like an average, everyday whore from WVU walking the streets of downtown. I'm almost 5'9" and I feel like I just want to flick them all away with a swift movement of the wrist.
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I am so not surprised that a 19 year old would say that.
Other than that, I'm not sure about the glitter ball kini but that's it.
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So do Trolls have sex with Smurfs? Dwarfs? Sprites?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I think she needs another cheerleading role stat. Or a bathing suit cover-up.
ETA: Yes I know the picture is old, I just got nothing. Not awake.
She's a troll.
There. Done.
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Submitted by harrybalsac on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:14am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:55am.
Morning. Boink the cheerleader... boink the world.
Bahahahahaha!
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There's such a thing as a teacup pitbull?!?!? Why isn't there a picture of that instead of the Pantytroll?
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Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:57am.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:55am.
she probably would be beautiful if it wasnt for her piss poor attitude...makes her very ugly to me.
I agree! But she's young and maybe the attitude get better as she grows up! MAYBE!!!!
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Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:55am.
Morning. Boink the cheerleader... boink the world.
OMFG Mk you piss me off when you hate on Hayden, She is GORGEOUS! and just because she's short all the sudden she's not an ADULT????????!!! Yea that's logical. *Rolls Eyes*
Wasn't she JUST on TV with Sarah Palin's kid talking about abstinence?
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