Daisy Is Tired
I know you barely slept one wink last night, because you had the worries in a bad way after hearing that Daisy de la Whora might have overdosed. You can breathe easy (you better turn your head and breath, because you might catch something from this pic) now, because the skanky Muppet didn't overdose! Daisy was just tired. Yes, tired. Tired of what exactly? Tired of being a low-down dirty slutwhoreskanktrickho? Taking your mouth from a dirty dick to a dirty bong to a dirty booze bottle all day isn't tiring. I should know.
Daisy's rep/dealer/pimp cleared up (wish I could say the same about those warts on her coozie) the rumors to E!, "Daisy was taken to the ER early this morning suffering from delirium as a result of exhaustion. here was no overdose. She is fine this evening and resting comfortably."
Can you believe she played the "exhaustion" card? She doesn't have the right. Chyna's mutant peen-clit is more famous than Daisy!
Bitch is delirious because the collagen in her lips seeped into her brains.
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She should of died.
"Delirium" indeed~ this for sure will be my next reason to stay home from work with a bad hangover:
Me: I can't come in today.
Boss: Why?
Me: I'm suffering from "DELIRIUM".
Boss: You are so f*cking fired.
I mean come ON.
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"Whatever Bi-otch"
You know i Kinda felt bad for her when Heather beat the shit out of her but after viewing her despicable crap bukake of reality show I want ALL THE WORLD'S MISERY UPON HER fake plastic ass.
She is also the dumbest bitch i have ever seen on TV. She can't even talk so that cockless bastard has to do the talking.
And why does she always look like she has to TAKE A GIANT SHIT in every picture?!?!?
I'm so sick of this "exhaustion" crap! Do people think we are all really that stupid? I mean how often do you see any regular person needing to get hospitalized for "being tired." Since when is a hospital bed needed for that, just go to your own bed you dumb whores.
I know I was exhausted last time I overdosed. I didn't lie about it though, or arrogantly assume everyone in the world is stupid.
I loved it when Joel McHale called her "bravely unattractive" on The Soup last week.
"Celebrities" (and I use that term losely) seem to be the only ones who ever contract the mysterious illness known as "exhaustion" that requires them to be hospitalized. In my world we call that a "drug overdose" or "nervous breakdown".
I wish this no-talent skank would either hurry up & off herself or fade into obscurity. I guess one positive thing about all this is that through the miracle of plastic surgery, Daisy, Octomom, & all the others of their ilk are now as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside. Bravo, ladies!
Sumting nice.....
I ♥ JAGER!!!!
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who the fuck is this skank?
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She is not famous enough to use the "exhaustion" or "dehydration" excuses.
You don't go bat shit crazy from being tired or thirsty. Take a nap and get some Gatorade.
Tired??? from what exactly? Besides her piece of shit show Daisy of Love, what other pressing engagements does she have?
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it's hard for skanks to od and die, much like it's hard to get rid of roaches...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
She actually looks better than ever in that pic, like she had a mini make under...She looks a lot less muppet-ish. Still an ugly skanky slut, but not as offensive to look at.
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Yes we all believe you were just extra extra tired...no drinking or drugs involved..
They are seriously starting to lower the bar too far even for me with these pieces of shit they are giving "reality" shows to lately.
I mean Flavor Flav and Brett Michaels..ok..at least they DID something in the past. But New York (gag) and this bitch?
While I was waiting for food at a restaurant I overheard these two waitresses discussing "I Love Money" contestants as if they were the most important compelling people ever. I.don't.get.it.
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I don't know which would induce the most projectile vomiting: Daisy or that large bottle of Jagermeister?
She wasn't dehydrated? What's wrong with that publicist?
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
OMG! I don't blame her! I get tired just looking at her! (and confused, I think I put that on the wrong thread)
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SSSkunx: I know, the jellis h8terz need to shut it, LOLOLOLOLOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Who the heck is that?
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Exhaustion. Oh please.
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I LOVE DAISY!!! She's such a cutie. Hope she's ok!
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This skank has more money than me
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GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
Okay, I'm embarassed to admit that I watched Rock of Love when this skank was on and I can honestly say that she is probably the ugliest bitch I've ever laid eyes on. I'm being dead serious here. This picture and the one MK posted of her last night, as shiteous as they are, are actually not bad pix of her. She is truly hideous, distorted to ridiculous porportions from all the plastic and silicone topped off with yellow-straw yarn extensions. AND...the icing on the cake is that she's dumb as a sack of shit so she doesn't even have a personality to fall back on.
Princessa and Dramaqueen365247 - You are so right. Why are these no talent whores representing women of today? Plus when the younger generation see these hos on TV, they want to emulate these hos, perpetrating the ho cycle. lol
Harrybalsac - ROFTLMAO at coin-operated beaver. So dang true.
there are no cute guys on Daisy of Love really, the only one I find remotely attractive is Fox, the Johnny Depp look a like, except I think if I sat on him, I might kill him.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
maybe she can't handle the ROCKSTAR LIFE as bret michaels put it.
hahaha.
bret isn't a rockstar, he's just a glorfied pedophile with cheap extentions.
She didn't overdose. She did this so people would notice her and watch her show. I bet her plan is to make many, many "find my true love" shows just like Bret Michaels.
(I'll still watch them, though! LOL)
I am really tired of all this tv whores, shall I 'play the exhaustion' card?
C the H: Exactly! Everyone knew Marilyn Monroe was a whore & Judy Garland was a drug addict, but somehow they still had an air of glamour that's missing today.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Ah, so sleepy...
Oh, jeeze...I am pretty tired today too. Should I be calling 911? Is that now protocol for tiredness? Please let me know ASAP, I can feel myself dosing off a bit. Was going to try a coffee, but maybe the risk is just too great.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:56am.
Do you even need to ask if I am watching Daisy of Love?
Of course I am! I am still pissed she bounced the Swedish hair band triplets!
I don't hate Daisy for some odd reason. Go figure. VH1 shit shows must be finally f'ing with my mind!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
LMAO @ the tags...lol
LOL DG are you watching Daisy of Love? I don't know, I find Daisy so cute, even with the way she altered her face now. I mean I know she's a dumb slut whore and all but .......anyway, I don't this MK picked the most attractive picture of her.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Ha Ha Ha......someone should beat that cunt to death and then dissolve her in acid if that will even eat away her pleather skin
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:51am.
awww I like Daisy, leave Daisy alone people, LOL
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You tell em Snowy!
LEEEAAAVVVE DAISYYYYYYY ALLLOOOOOOOONE!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
drama
I was thinking that the other day, how are parents grew up watching shows and movies that not even married couples could be shown sharing the same bed. and stars didn't show clevage much, let alone showing off the pie goods.
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Fucka doodle-do.
awww I like Daisy, leave Daisy alone people, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:48am.
Submitted by Deb
HAHAHAHA! Just make sure you cuss alot to the 911 operator, then get loud and violent with the EMTs.
I'm gonna tell them my KFC won't honor my coupon too.
No WONDER you're delirious!
You are cracking me up, FB!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Don't know much about her, but she's definately not cute, rather scary looking...
Submitted by Deb
HAHAHAHA! Just make sure you cuss alot to the 911 operator, then get loud and violent with the EMTs.
I'm gonna tell them my KFC won't honor my coupon too.
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"skanky Muppet" LOL. She really does look like Janice from Dr. Teeth and Electric Mayhem band. Good call MK.
I do think she's cute in a "Hemorrhoid on the verge of bursting" way.
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Jesus. Remember back when celebs were classy? The dressed well & people wanted to be like them? What the fuck has happened to our society that this skank -- or Blohan, Parisite, Shitney, Senna Miller, Mischa Barton -- are defining our society? If there was a sampling of media featuring today's "stars" put in time capsule, what the fuck would future generations think?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Delerium?
I love this new code term for 'cracked out'.
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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:36am.
It's always the "exhaustion" excuse and they always "work so hard"
Don't forget "dehydration"! I gotta hand it to Jeremy Piven, "mercury poisoning" has been the most original excuse I've seen in a while.
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Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:43am.
So do I call 9-1-1 for delirium?
This is too much, I am not a coffee drinker! It takes me longer!
HAHAHAHA! Just make sure you cuss alot to the 911 operator, then get loud and violent with the EMTs.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
You forgot "bitch," MK...
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:40am.
I tire out vagina, should I call the cops?
As long as you're not a pain in the ass you should be okay.
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Fucka doodle-do.
So do I call 9-1-1 for delirium?
This is too much, I am not a coffee drinker! It takes me longer!
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Submitted by harrybalsac on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:40am.
If you see her with a snotty runny nose, it doesn't mean she sick, it just means she's FULL!
Bahahahahaha! Nice!
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