Friday, May 8th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Perfection: England's finest rose looking like a whorror show version of Velma from Scooby Doo - Hollywood Tuna
Gisele Bundchen's strapped down chichis in Numero Tokyo - Egotastic!
Fag hag DanRad loves drag queens - Towleroad
Alien Princess RiRi wearing some Captain Eo shit - Just Jared
Eric Dane is a tease - Popbytes
I'm surprised Vadge wants Baby Jesus to talk at all - Hollywood Rag
Blair Waldorf shouldn't quit her day job anytime soon - Lainey Gossip
POOP: Fishsticks Paltrow is not entirely organic - Cityrag
Butthisface: The Kellan Lutz edition - Popsugar
Hilary Duff's wonky chipmunk cleavage (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
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The sad thing is I saw her on It's Me or the Dog, and she was really cute without all the shit on her face.
I thought it was wierd seeing her on there too. XD
Victoria Stilwell is the shit. <3
I found a great site _______M e e t R i c h . C O M_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
Jodie Marsh looks like the love child of Rita MOreno and the cryptkeeper.
WTF?
is it possible to look ANY worse?
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
That "Not OK" tattoo on the English Rose sums up everything about her existence perfectly.
Gorgeous Louboutins on the Jodie Marsh page. Not on her, the add underneath her. *drool*
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
Jodie Marsh is an attractive girl in normal make- up and clothes. Too bad she wants to look like Ursula the Sea Witch.
Submitted by WildBee on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by WildBee on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 2:43pm.
People with tats have a flaw in character that makes them unseemly. It's not that we don't like you because of your tats, it's because we notice your flaw in character that made you get them in the first place.
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And what would that flaw be?
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A normal skin is a beautiful skin. Your voice should speak for you, not how you choose to mar yourself.
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just because you dont like them, people that do are flawed? not as flawed as you judging someone because they have a tat. now fuck off and take your idiotic judgments with you.
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a big cup o yum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B435SzgfRk
I've always contended that Giselle was nothing special from the neck up. Thank you for these photos.
Submitted by WildBee on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 2:43pm.
People with tats have a flaw in character that makes them unseemly. It's not that we don't like you because of your tats, it's because we notice your flaw in character that made you get them in the first place.
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And what would that flaw be?
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A normal skin is a beautiful skin. Your voice should speak for you, not how you choose to mar yourself.
Sweet bleeding Jesus...Jodie looks like Liz Taylor's stand-in from "Cleopatra". What exactly is she famous for anyway, other than being a mess?
With gigantic plastic boobs.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
wtf? she looks like carol channing!
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a big cup o yum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B435SzgfRk
looking at jodie is an assault on all my senses...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
And her lipstick is all over her face! I'd like to say that her lips look all fucked up but I can't tell if it's just the stoopit way she put on her lipstick.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:25pm.
Yea her nose is fucked up. Its takes so much attention away from the boobies. Her nose looks like what Micheal Jackson WAS trying for
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I fucking hate her nose, she looks like the Rankin-Bass Little Drummer Boy.
O my Dear Lord! Did y'all get a load of the close up of her face?!?! WTF happened there?!
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=jodie_marsh_book_launch_2_big&...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by WildBee on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 2:43pm.
People with tats have a flaw in character that makes them unseemly. It's not that we don't like you because of your tats, it's because we notice your flaw in character that made you get them in the first place.
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And what would that flaw be?
Submitted by WildBee on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 2:43pm.
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While I agree with you that her tats look like shit, I have to disagree with you about people who have tats having character flaws. Sorry, but thats one of the silliest things Ive read today.
Is that the English Pheobe Cutlets?
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
That beast is fuckin ugly! The tats, the war paint and DEAR CHRIST! That nose... She looks like the whored out crackbaby of Raggedy Ann and a fuckin ventriloquest dummy.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Ricki Lake, in those pics, he definitely looks like he's thinning...male pattern baldness, the top sides creeping up a bit on his head. I think he's very cute, but his head reminds me of my husband's when we were dating!
A poster child for tattoo removal. When you want them removed your only option is surgery that leaves massive scarring. I'd take the common sense approach, don't mark your body up like a Crayon carrying 3 year-old would do to a kitchen wall.
People with tats have a flaw in character that makes them unseemly. It's not that we don't like you because of your tats, it's because we notice your flaw in character that made you get them in the first place.
fagface, you nailed it! Lady Elaine...LOL
Does makeup removal require turpentine and steel wool?
Bloody hell. She looks like the darksided twin of Janice from the Muppet band.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Kellan Lutz is hot. Don't know why people think he's going bald though, not sure what that's about.
How does Madonna talk to him now? When did she learn Portuguese?
My god. Does "England's Finest Rose" have parents? If she were my child, even if she's an adult, and she acted like this, she's get an earful from me. No parent wants to see their child act like a total asshat.
This is a perfect example of why a celebrity focused culture is so fucked up. Instead of promoting talent or skill, it instead promotes freaks like this, who have no talent except for making asses of themselves in order to get publicity. "Look at me; not her, ME!" How pathetic is that...
Thanks for getting me to take a closer look at it and notice one nostril is higher than the other. :o Another plastic surgery success story....
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 1:44pm.
I think one of the D-listers mentioned before that her nose looks like the cut off end of a hot dog and now that's all I can think of when I see her...weiner nose!!
I am forever irked that Gisele is heralded as a supermodel considering her unfortunate features (or lack thereof).
Bitch looks like a starving oprhan boy trounced in MAC!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Is it drug induced? To think those tats are clever enough to look at for the rest of your life? Some tats maybe, but did I see a comic strip? Well, she's a tranny granny anyway.
Looks like she shaved a bunch of barbie dolls to get that hair.
MaryJaneRottencrotch , I know, seriously, are those real tats?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
that shit on her arm looks like she got bored in study hall and started doodling on it. gross.
ahahhahahah I told you guys Jesus didn't speak Engleeeeesh, hahahahhahahahahhahahaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Liberache, Versace, Coocarachi"
I think one of the D-listers mentioned before that her nose looks like the cut off end of a hot dog and now that's all I can think of when I see her...weiner nose!!
Who the fuck is that whore?
She has the worst nose I have ever seen. Shit looks like a backhoe.
This hag can totally digg a hole in the ground wth that shovel nose and burry herself. Honestly. Mole incarnated, I say...
WTF why is she wearing some picnic table cloth as a dress? I don't pay enough attention to this bitch (I think the tip of her nose scares me, why hasn't she fixed it yet?) but was her arm always that sleeved in tattoos?
Kellan Lutz is cute, but I detect some early balding going on...
Weird thing is Jodie Marsh had a decent nose until that nose job at 16 screwed it up on the end. A little large perhaps but what he did to it is just crazy!
She looked nice on the recent show where they made her makeup natural, just a shame she doesn't think she's a natural beauty and needs all that makeup!
I've preordered Aisleyne Horgan Wallace's book though (event she was at) now that's a nice girl, down to earth and kudos never bitched on bb.
Loving RiRi's boots!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
I'm waiting for Daniel Radcliffe to have his own declaration on a People magazine cover soon.
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING HELL WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING HELL IS THAT FUCKING THING??!!!!
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Kiefer 1 Christmas Tree 0
TEAM KIEFER!
Holy hell, that's a nasty pic
Jodie Marsh looks like Lady Elaine Fairchild from Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. What a tranny!
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"Faggot is as faggot does."
Who the fuck designed her nose?? did she get the idea from a vintage comic book? it most certainly seems so. She has the fakest and ugliest nose I have ever seen. She's like a living cartoon, everything screams cartoonish in her face. Looks like she migrated from an Archie comic book into reality.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Gisele always reminded me of Bridget Fonda.
Vadge pays 666? This does not surprise me.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
over 1,000 pounds a week on English lessons? Really Madonna? How hard is it for you to communicate, "get down on your knees and express yourself, hey, hey, hey..."
y tu mama tambien!
I don't see the appeal of Eric Dane. He's got the Brad Pitt Squinty Eye thing going on and it's NOT hot.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK