Paula Abdul Is Lip-Synching That Same Old Song Again
First of all, that is Paula Abdul with her mother. Her mother is absolutely stunningly gorgeous, right? The Grey Gardens teefs, the eyebrows that are reaching for Jesus and the face that only Dixie Carter's plastic surgeon could love...... Totally beautiful! I see where Paula gets her crazy. Speaking of...
A few days ago, an interview Paula gave to Ladies Home Journal started making the rounds, because she told them that she was addicted to painkillers for a few years and even had to go into rehab for it. They quoted Paula and now she's saying they made everything up! Paula issued this statement to E!:
"I want to make it perfectly clear to everyone that I have never been addicted to or abused drugs in my life. I have never been drunk. I have never entered a rehab or detox treatment center.I spent time hiking, bicycling, doing yoga and enjoying the spa. As anyone who has visited the La Costa Resort knows, it is a luxury hotel, not a rehab facility."
She was soaring through a cloud of Vicodin dust during that interview. That's why she doesn't remember.
Paula also needs to quit that "I've never been drunk" noise. Why is it so awful being called a pill-popping drunk?! Some of the history's greatest people were junkies who were a slave to the bottle. Paula shouldn't be ashamed. She should just pop a doll and let them embrace her. Because if she hasn't been drunk or addicted to the good shit, then she's basically saying that she's 100% naturally IN-FUCKING-SANE. Oh, wait. Maybe she is telling the truth after all. Carry on!
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Well at least she doesn't have a set of attack choppers like Tommy Boy's mom. Mary Lee Mapother's teefs'll jump right through the screen and bite your ass!
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She has a kind face. (the kind you'd like to throw shit at.)
She has a kind face. (the kind you'd like to throw shit at.)
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Don't be bashing Dixie!
She's a hot slut in her own right!!!
Paula is a major league smackslut!
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I didn't know Paula's mother was Millie Helper.
when did paula get so chunky?
With all her money couldn't she get her momma's teef fixed?
Poor Paula. She obviously has a problem and can't admit it..which is, unfortunately, very common in people who abuse substances..
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My roommate/apartment"mate" has never been drunk, smoked a cigarette or tried marijuana. He really has no reason to lie about it either considering his "urban" lifestyle.
I think it's ridiculous. Never trying anything just seems naive to me.
♪ Paula still has it after ALL these years. Other than her lipping it on AL , her dance moves were excellent! and we all know Simon loved every bit of it..
Paula is a liar. I believe the news article. I wish Paula would admit the truth and stay drug free.
Does this shit for brains really think we all buy the story she has never pounded back a few cold ones or popped a few downers? What is she going to tell us next she never lip synches?
I'm totally onboard when it comes to slapping down a talentless ho like Paula and making fun of the tragic train derailment that is her career.
But don't you go messing around with Dixie Carter. Dixie's at least eleven kinds of fabulous. She is the SHIT.
AND you know she's a memaw that doesn't play; she'd completely fuck your shit up and mine too. Then she'd brush the dust off of her brightly painted fingernails and go have breakfast. She's fierce like that.
she's lypsynched her entire life, even when she isn't on stage, paula is the shit
i love you paula!! and cut the crap, we know you're a major stoner
i would forgive paula's bad singing and overall existence in life if she would just admit the drugs and/or alcohol...why lie about it?
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i don't understand why she feels the need to lie about her obvious drug and alcohol problem. it's not something to be ashamed of, especially if you're trying to get help for it. why lie about rehab? she should be proud that she was strong enough to battle her demons, and hopefully realize she's in a bad place again and give it another try.
Why is she always wearing a dress that has a bedazzled scoliosis collar incorperated into it?
my eyes just rolled like the reels of a slot machine in Vegas.
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Paula needs to shut up, lick her mama's chola brows, and get an immediate contact high on the house!!!
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I mean, who hasn't squeezed the last drops out of a box of Franzia? It's the classy wine of choice among the unemployed.
This woman is so high 24/7 that she probably doesn't remember who she is most of the time. Next thing you know LHJ is going to release a statement saying how they her the interview on tape.
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Now which one is Paula?
what an odd little munchkin is Paula. except for the nose, those two don't even look related
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She did an interview w People Magazine back in 1995 when she was promoting her piece of junk "Head Over Heels" album... where she openly talked about her addiction to pain killers and how she entered some rehab facility in Arizona.
Unbelievable.
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The Ladies Home Journal does not lie!!!
and Paula's "smile" in that pic - talk about Awkward Family Photos!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:02pm.
I have never been drunk is a sentence that, when said these days, is a lie (unless you are a nun, hehe). Even me, who enjoys it rarely cannot say I have never been sloshed.
CHARLES MANSON
WELL IF YOU HAVENT EVER BEEN SLOSHED MORE THAN LIKELY YOU HAVENT FUCKING LIVED. I DO GIVE YOU FUCKING CREDIT THOUGH. THERES A FUCKING LOT TO BE SAID FOR SOMEONE WITH ENOUGH DISCIPLINE TO GO THROUGH ADULTHOOD WITHOUT GETTING FUCKING DRUNK. ITS A NASTY HABIT AND IF YOU HAVENT TAKEN IT UP IT DONT RECOMMEND IT.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:16pm.
What? Sorry. I didn't hear you - Sister Mary Catherine was sucking on the bong too loudly.
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Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:02pm.
Oh COME ON, who hasn't ever been drunk in their entire lives? Paula, you crazy ho you, you have to make the retraction BELIEVABLE! That is key.
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It drives me KUH-RAZY when people say "Oh, I don't drink" and the next thing you know you're sitting next to them in a Mexican restaurant and they're sucking down a Margarita. F'ING LIARS. It pissses me off because I'm a REAL SOBER PERSON. No alcohol for 15.6 f'g years. GDit - I'm mad enough to take a drink!
Drunk bich liars!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:05pm.
Tehehe! Well, the nuns 'n' monks actually make spirits and liquors...you're right.
I try to rephrase it then....you've never been drunk when you.....ehhh....see how difficut this is? :o)
No way that a person who is in the bizz has never been pissed. There are several stories about her addiction to the booze anyway...and they have been around for a few years.
As I wrote, it's part of the denial.
And I guess at Costa Kokomo, or where ever she was, they decorate your cocktails extra-nicely :D
If she's tellling the truth then the truth is damn sad. Who am kidding, with this kind of wack their's got to be some roll.
No....no i dont know what it means, but it stays.
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If Paula looks this jacked up in her 40s, I can't wait for her in the 50s. She's going to take the Botox crown from Madonna, for sure!
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 2:52pm.
Hey Paula -- fetal alcohol syndrome counts as being drunk.
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What?????? She's back to lying again?
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:02pm.
I have never been drunk is a sentence that, when said these days, is a lie (unless you are a nun, hehe).
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Dunno. When I was in school, I could have sworn Sister Mary Catherine was a boozer.
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I have never been drunk is a sentence that, when said these days, is a lie (unless you are a nun, hehe). Even me, who enjoys it rarely cannot say I have never been sloshed.
Self-denial is a kind of ignorance that can cost you your life, but I guess that doesn't get through her thick skull.
I sense that there's another major meltdown in the cards for the lovely, charming and talented Paula.
Oh COME ON, who hasn't ever been drunk in their entire lives? Paula, you crazy ho you, you have to make the retraction BELIEVABLE! That is key.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 2:49pm.
Didn't John Lennon kick his heroin habit by riding around in a limo until he got over the cold-turkey symptoms?
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THATS PROBABLY WHAT HE DID. THERES NO WAY TO GET OVER ALCOHOL OR HERION UNLESS YOU JUST LET IT WASH OUT OF YOUR FUCKING SYSTEM FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS. OF COURSE IF YOU START GETTING SHIMMYS AND SHAKEY AND SIEZURES CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 2:52pm.
You may not be finding much funny, but I found your comment there pretty funny! LOL!
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I better leave before I bring everyone else down, too.
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I'm confused; if she was never hooked on anything, then why was she talking about withdrawals? Withdrawals from what? Dancing? Choreographing? Singing? It just doesn't add up.
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I thought of Grey Gardens too the minute I saw her Mumsy. I was actually liking her when I thought she was being honest about her addictions. Hell, we've all been there right? I think she's a Gemini; that would explain the two personalities...
Sooner or later she'll admit it. Then it'll be part of her Book, the heart wrenching tell all.
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 2:48pm.
Forever your fug.
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You may not be finding much funny, but I found your comment there pretty funny! LOL!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Hey Paula -- fetal alcohol syndrome counts as being drunk.
Didn't John Lennon kick his heroin habit by riding around in a limo until he got over the cold-turkey symptoms?
Obviously, Paula stayed in a luxury hotel until she kicked her habit ... for awhile.
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Oh for heavens sakes. I like her more when she was honest.
Uber fail.
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