SANTO DIOS: A Mel Gibson Love Child?!
Mel Gibson and his wifey were separated for a couple of years before she dropped divorced papers into his lap, right? Why would she suddenly want to legally quit his ass after two years of being broken up? The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy) says that the reason might have been because Mel's new whore is carrying his latest spawn. File this under: The Passion of the NOOOOO!!!
A source said that Oksana Grigorieva is about three months pregnant. Late last month, Mel gathered his whole family around and let them all know the horrific news. Mel's oldest sons, Edward and Christian, immediately hired lawyers to make sure their trust funds are safe. The source went on to say, “They are quite upset. Even though Mel assured them the pregnancy was unplanned, they’re furious with him and say they’re going to take steps to protect their inheritance, which they feel is in jeopardy.”
Cue my Catholic abuelita screaming SANTO DIOS again! A married Catholic knocking up his married whore who has the face of an OctoCrazy? Typical shit.
If this is true, I have to hand it to OctoSana. Bitch knows how to get that money in record time. She saw, he came, she conquered, I barfed.
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Old fools are soon parted from their money.
WHAT A BIG FUCKING SURPRISE!!! Thank god none of us saw that one coming....
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
This bitch's face has manipulator written all over it. Heather Mills must have been her mentor.
I found a great site _______M e e t R i c h . C O M_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
I hope his ex-wife takes this bigot, hypocrite, pile of shit to the cleaners.
He can burn in hell with his fellow bigots for all I care.
Mel's problems stem from the facts his hair and looks are receding. He's similar to Madonna in that neither can acknowledge he or she is growing old and looking the part. Then again, each has abused his or her health.
Celebrities are hilarious to observe. They're foolish beyond words. That's why you have to observe them. Money and fame are unable to solve certain issues.
she should pump some more colagen in those lips. :P YUCK MEL MEL MEL so sad LOL
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Why is she holding a huge mollusk as a purse?
This fish has a child by Timothy Dalton?!!!
Our read has always been that Timothy is of the homosexual persuasia.
But sissies have been fucking fish and making babies since the beginning of time so we are not surprised.
Mel can corn-hole us(and NO rubbers please) any day of the week -and NO pregnancy problem will result!
@joe schmoe: I can't find it anywhere, but I think I'm right too:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:58am.
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Angel, I'm sure you're right.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill said this, cuz my granny told me he did)
@Message and Sheeps
I'll keep that in mind since I'm taking Italian next semester :D ANd I think the original line you're talking about is something like this: "waking up on a Sunday morning screaming "Oh God" does not substitute going to church.
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
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You know what? I, honestly, think that line came from Golden Girls. I really do! The quote I said tho...Dorothy to Blanche..
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:48am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:43am.
That's it. DreamyAquileraEyes??
It's almost a full moon. I was just out on the back deck, watching the moon shine thru the palm trees. It's far away, but we can smell the St Barbara fire here.
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Spooooooky! Full moon and fire: Action.
I hope they get through all that ok...just read this:
Firefighters have enlisted the help of a DC-10 jumbo jet tanker to fight the Santa Barbara wildfire.
The jet, based in of Victorville, flew its first mission Friday afternoon, dropping 12,000 gallons of retardant along ridgelines.
And...no, not dreamy...someone who's been here before she got back cuz I remember seeing it then....
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
How'd dat happen?
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:43am.
That's it. DreamyAquileraEyes??
It's almost a full moon. I was just out on the back deck, watching the moon shine thru the palm trees. It's far away, but we can smell the St Barbara fire here.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:21am.
My fave blasphemy, from an Italian tennis partner in uni, is "Cristo fascista!" hahaha
I'll keep that in mind since I'm taking Italian next semester :D ANd I think the original line you're talking about is something like this: "waking up on a Sunday morning screaming "Oh God" does not substitute going to church.
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:31am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:28am.
Whose siggy was it that said something like, "Screaming 'OMG!' does not mean you're religious"?
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O man, I don't remember! But it's stolen from a comedienne...Hunny, screaming OMG! in bed every Sunday morning is not the same thing as being religious. I can't remember the original either:(
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:28am.
Whose siggy was it that said something like, "Screaming 'OMG!' does not mean you're religious"?
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:21am.
My fave blasphemy, from an Italian tennis partner in uni, is "Cristo fascista!" hahaha
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Or how they used to say: God's Balls! or God's Toes! LOL! That ain't right.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
I don't really take the Lord's name in vain...mostly I whine: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!...JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!...
MAAAAAAMAAAAAA! (Godesses have many names, females are multitaskers afterall)....sometimes it's more like a question.
Because, really, everything IS their fault.
That's ok, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:21am.
My fave blasphemy, from an Italian tennis partner in uni, is "Cristo fascista!" hahaha
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:34pm.
Why must you continue to make my pie explode?
Go pro or go home!
Is that taking the Lord's name in vain? Sounds more like invoking God or something. (Not really sure, howevs.)
Hmmm never thought about it that way. My grandma is a Croatian Catholic and everytime she gets mad, she says one of the following;
"Oh Jesus Christ!"
"God Dammit!"
"Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
[[that's just the English version]]
yet when my brother and I said the same thing as kids, we got in trouble LOL.
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
From my six titted Tiger Lily: ]
Ain't righteousness grand? Oh, and sista Val, you got a lil' Sista BoogaSuga residue caked around your schnoz there...Yeah, there you go...Ok, carry on your holy mission, my blessed DListed child....Oh, and bless you and shit like that...
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You can see me!? Just got back from a little GREEN party if you know WIM. Like to make up little acronyms like that. And you and your feline self are making me Laugh! Thank you! Six tits or none!!
Go pro or go home!
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:44pm.
Is that taking the Lord's name in vain? Sounds more like invoking God or something. (Not really sure, howevs.)
This is going to be one uuugly love (the money fame attention) child. wasn't he suposed to be with that 22 year old russian trick?
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I just smother myself in its deliciousness until my caca even smells like something off of their menu (The one and only M.K)
Oh my god. She does kinda look like the Octowhore!
Mel, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? Are you going through another mid-life crisis? Is having this piece of ass fuck you worth losing your wife, alienating your kids, destroying your family and losing hundreds of millions of dollars in a divorce settlement? If you wanted to get laid so badly & didn't want it from your wife Robin, you should have paid $500 to have paris hilton spread her legs for you. Since money's involved, I'm sure the dimwitted whore would happily do it...
Cue my Catholic abuelita screaming SANTO DIOS again! A married Catholic knocking up his married whore who has the face of an OctoCrazy? Typical shit.
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Random thought, but isn't it odd how hardcore catholic grandmothers are the first to take the Lords'/the Saints name in vain when they get pissed?
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
I'd like to see Mel Gibson make an ass baby with Timothy Dalton.
Camilla Hall Lives !
I might add that there should be a 50 state law that makes it MANDATORY that all live births be accompanied by a PATERNITY TEST.No sense in being stuck paying for someone else's baby...unless you want that.The number being thrown around is that there's a 30% chance...3 in 10 that the man named on the birth certificate is NOT the father.
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:50pm.
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Yes, DR. FUNK, you're right. I wish you were kidding.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill said this, cuz my granny told me he did)
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:50pm.
You're kidding, right?
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No Joe. I think you wish I was kidding.Women have children out of wedlock because they KNOW they'll be PAID one way or another.Either they will be paid out of a deep pocket...or at the low end with a welfare check.Take that incentive away & watch women suddenly remember that BIRTH CONTROL is widely available & highly effective.
All this drama from someone SOOOO Catholic that he doesn't use birth control and insists on a Latin Mass in his very own church. What a hypocrite!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:04pm.
Women should'nt get child support when hey breed out of wedlock.
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You're kidding, right?
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
He used to be such a "holy roller." This skank already had a kid with actor Timothy Dalton.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:37pm.
That's all well and good until that Russian turns out to be a 50 year old male cab driver.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:34pm.
Someone should have told Mel that the Russian mail order brides are never as attractive in person as they are on the website.
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The Russians we have here only know one phrase: you want lapdance?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Someone should have told Mel that the Russian mail order brides are never as attractive in person as they are on the website.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by cringe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:26pm.
So I guess it's bad that if someone paid me with a few sticky coins from the couch cushions I would fuck him till the cows came home?
I have no morals, so it's no problem for me! XD
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
i fucking hate mel gibson no amount of $$ would make me fuck that creep!
Glad to see that Mel at least stuck to the "no contraception" rule.
Women should'nt get child support when hey breed out of wedlock.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:51pm.
I can see where it would take a lot out of you!
Takes talent!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:47pm.
I'm privy to the truth that he's a fuckin' drunk driver who was out there on the streets endangering lives and had the gaul to use anti-semitic and sexist slurs because he got called out for it...
I'm privy to the truth that the self proclaimed "king of Malibu" wears no clothes much like the emporer.
I'm privy to the truth that this sick fuck represents everything that Jesus despised.
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Amen!
Gibson is a fucking hypocrite who said (without anyone asking him IIRC) that he was against premarital sex and painted himself as more Catholic than the Pope.
I personally don't care if the SOB drinks himself into a stupor every night but as soon as he gets behind the wheel of a car and endangers others, then it a problem for all.
His anti-Semitic, anti-gay, and sexist comments show just what sort of man he is as well as how unChrist-like he is. He truly makes me ill. . .
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:48pm.
LOLOLOL. I think I'm out of comingback talk. That shit takes a lot of imagination! HA!
Mmm... Watching Maverick now. Those blue eyes are to DIE FOR! *slobbers*
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:36pm.
OKAY TIGERLILLY Y'ALL NEED TO STOP COPYING MY CHATS IN HERE GOD! SO I WAS SAYING SUCH AS I NEED SOME WILLIAM WALLACE TIMES UP IN MY BEDROOM WOW! AND NOT LYING MARTIN RIGGS COULD STOP MY BOOT MOVES IN FORTY TWO SECONDS!! NOT LYING RIP HIS DRAWERS DOWN AND USE THE TACO SAUCE OKAY WOOOOW!!!
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Hahahahahahahaha!
More I want more Comingback talk!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Self righteous, alcoholic, bigots make the worst religious pontificators...go figure.
P.S. Mel, in Russia they teach classes on golddigging.
Karma just checked off another one.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
sorry double post
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 9:38pm.
How do we know that Robyn wasn't a bitch as well? We don't!
This isn't like this is the first Catholic marriage to go up in flames, and like I said earlier, I think we all have a little bit of a hypocrite in us all, and anyone who says different is lie telling!
So what? He is bat shit crazy and drunk. Isn't most of Hollywood. He says inappropriate racial slurs, so do many celebs. He cheated on his wife- Boy, that's sooooo rare in Hollywood.
His wife will get a tidy sum of close to 500 million, I think her anger will subside with that haul. Plus, we don't know what went on in their marriage, there are three sides hers, his and the truth, none of which any of us are privy to.
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I'm privy to the truth that he's a fuckin' drunk driver who was out there on the streets endangering lives and had the gaul to use anti-semitic and sexist slurs because he got called out for it...
I'm privy to the truth that the self proclaimed "king of Malibu" wears no clothes much like the emporer.
I'm privy to the truth that this sick fuck represents everything that Jesus despised.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...