Friday, May 8th 2009
Alien Princess RiRi Totally Nekkid?
RiRi will not be outdone by that low-budget trick Cassie! It was "Cassie's got her pierced tittays out" week, but now it's "RiRi's got her pierced alien balls out" week. Maybe. Some pictures claiming to be a totally nekkid RiRi have hit the interwebs. I don't know if they are fake or not, but what I want to know is why do these hos keep taking pictures of themselves with camera phones? Can't they do this shit with a real camera? Go pro or go home is what I say.
(NSFW) Click here to see RiRi in all her alien glory.
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I'd hit that. It doesn't seem to mind. No choking though.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
She looks good naked, it draws your attention away from her E.T. head. She could've accomplished the same thing by clapping her hands.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The only thing wrong with her body is the fact that it's not in my apartment right now.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:06pm.
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*waving back*
How's the blood alcohol count of the mosquitoes out your way? Hehehehe
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill said this, cuz my granny told me he did)
I can't Haterade on her body...but she's a total TOOL.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:04pm.
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I agree, IG. I wonder how many guys would find her body ugly.
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Not many, I wager. *waving*
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:58pm.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:54pm.
Her body type is ugly.
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Seriously? As much as I think she's a dumb ass, there's nothing wrong with her body.
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I agree, IG. I wonder how many guys would find her body ugly.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill said this, cuz my granny told me he did)
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:58pm.
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She's out of proportion. Ass, thighs, and head too large for the rest of her.
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In that case, I am a FREAK! :-)
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:58pm.
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She's out of proportion. Ass, thighs, and head too large for the rest of her.
Guys!! I figured it out! I betcha Chris Brown and Ri took these pictures when they got back together briefly after the fight!
fwiw...there's a story that these photos have been out for 48 hours already and Ri has refused to comment on them. It's clear as hell its her.
Oh. and he leaked the photos so she would look bad in court - like she's doing nekkid times with the guy who beat her *after* he beat her.
just sayin'
pass the popcorn!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:54pm.
Her body type is ugly.
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Seriously? As much as I think she's a dumb ass, there's nothing wrong with her body.
Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 10:54pm.
Guys!! I figured it out! I betcha Chris Brown and Ri took these pictures when they got back together briefly after the fight!
Maybe, huh? She looks a lot better with her clothes off. Maybe cuz she wears dumb clothes?
The hairstyle she has in the pic is a more recent style, I think.
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put. (Winston Churchill said this, cuz my granny told me he did)
Her body type is ugly.
Isn't Rihanna a little old to be working for Disney?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
great body but that's a shame the pictures got 'leaked' - chris has some explaining to do
With all the backing she has at her label, why is Rihoho going down the yellow piss skank road?!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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dear "ladies"
I have seen a titty before. Therefore I have no interest in seeing others. Please stop bending over flashing your ass, titties, and twat in front of your cell phones for little boys who don't respect you. Just a lesson I am passing from my mother to you. And we didn't even have cell phones then.....
thank you
real ladies
PS you are making Beyonce look classy....
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Imma rowdy chick; sometimes I have to fight cuz my mouth's too slick...
Submitted by Gaby on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 7:13pm.
Hmmm. Looks like those mirrors you can see in Chris Brown's panty-on-his-head pic are the same ones into which Rihanna is sticking her butt for those shots. TMZ sez that Island Def Jam is trying to have the pictures removed, so they're probably her.
This girl is on her way to becoming a full blown trainwreck. At least Britney can dance and Wino can sing. What does she have to fall back on? Honey, go away and get your head together before you end up being Lilo's new bff.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
She obviously wasn't looking down when she took that first pic or she would have hit erase immediately. If the big fat thigh fold lapping over the front of her leg wasn't bad enough, the eraserhead hairdo would have sealed the deal. And where the hell did she get Madonna's underwear from 1986?
Submitted by blaaaake on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 8:06pm.
fuck all you judgemental fucks! her body is bangin! sure, you may have more class than to take a picture of your fat ass with your cell phone but at least her's looks good. put down the Haterade and join a gym. nobody is perfect but her body is pretty close ;)
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Wha? Wha? Who told you this mess? I, for one, do not have more class than to take a picture of my fat ass with a cell phone *aiming cell phone camera at fat tiger ass*...See?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
fuck all you judgemental fucks! her body is bangin! sure, you may have more class than to take a picture of your fat ass with your cell phone but at least her's looks good. put down the Haterade and join a gym. nobody is perfect but her body is pretty close ;)
♪ There's a whole bunch of other nekkid pics of her floating around the internet as well. She's young and she hot and I'm sure she doesn't give 2 shits. Bet CB was behind this leak. RiRi should have nailed his ass to the wall when she had the chance to do so.
RiRi lost 25 pounds, oh wait, there it is behind her....
I'm thinking Chris was there, because here's a pic of him with panties on his head, and it looks like the same room! What a pair of dumbasses!
http://www.thelifefiles.com/say-word-naked-rihanna-photos-surface/
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those Cassie pics were actually really hot. these are pretty decent too. thanks RiRi!
Submitted by get serious on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 6:14pm.
Yup, that's rihanna masturbating naked all right, with her hand shoved up her crotch.
I've always said she's a dimwit (she just looks vapid & empty headed, for some reason), but now she proved it. Talk about keeping up with the jones's; would this dumbass slut pull a SLUTney spears if SLUTney was still twat flashing every other day? You gotta wonder.
I guess this is the new way to get publicity for whatever you're doing; make a total & complete jackass out of yourself by purposely leaking your naked pics or suck/fuck tapes to the media. A dimwit like rihanna thinks morals are something you hang on a wall, and scruples are russian currency...
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::thunderous clapping:: I love the last line you wrote there. I bet RiRi also thinks 'class' refers to the elementary kind of math class you took back in 3rd grade...where this vacuous hoe, without a doubt, ended her education. BOOM.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
good - can we ban her music now from the radio too cause she's a smut bag???
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 6:08pm.
Link please!!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?back_to=/?attachment_id=265271&posti...
Yeah, because I totally needed to see RiRi's HONGRAY clam as well as her gigantic ass. Please, bitch, keep your snatch to yourself.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Yup, that's rihanna masturbating naked all right, with her hand shoved up her crotch.
I've always said she's a dimwit (she just looks vapid & empty headed, for some reason), but now she proved it. Talk about keeping up with the jones's; would this dumbass slut pull a SLUTney spears if SLUTney was still twat flashing every other day? You gotta wonder.
I guess this is the new way to get publicity for whatever you're doing; make a total & complete jackass out of yourself by purposely leaking your naked pics or suck/fuck tapes to the media. A dimwit like rihanna thinks morals are something you hang on a wall, and scruples are russian currency...
Oh and Thedirty.com has them also....
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
Calm down you pervs... it's site overload. Keep trying.
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
Submitted by S_G on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:56pm.
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Link please!!!!!!!!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
This girl has gone from looking to so "strong" to looking so desperate in a matter of 3 months.
Another website has a photo from this set, showing Chris Brown with her panties on his head. LOL
I hope MK posts that one!
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:26pm.
P.S. Pervert.
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Oh I'm so sure you're surprised by this!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:25pm
Be sure to put those on twitter so I can see them when I get home! I still haven't gotten a peek.
P.S. Pervert.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
Submitted by Zambonie on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:18pm.
link doesn't work
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It does but it takes a fuck of a long time to load. Must be close to crashing from all the hits it's getting. Fortunately, I copied and saved all the pics in case anyone misses them.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:08pm.
Holy shit! You act like you're a 200 year old memaw with forty'leven kids instead of a 25 year old hottie who never had the indignity of gravity!
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I'm not saying this to toot my own horn, but genetics have blessed me chestically and I notice a big difference in them from when I was 18. Sadness, it starts early.
Submitted by boomsy on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:16pm.
Um, that message in the mirror looks like it was written for the recipient of the pics...or is it just me?
I think the recipient of the pics wrote that on the mirror...so to show thanks riri took a bunch of nudie pics to send to the writer. The only probalem i have is that the handwritting looks very feminine
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I don't think the ass shots are her, but those sausage thighs sure are!
Um, that message in the mirror looks like it was written for the recipient of the pics...or is it just me?
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I've got to run, but I need to see some sex footage tonight!!!!!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:06pm.
Oh sweetie, I wish I could have squeezed your 18 y.o. boobs too. I'm keeding.
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You don't have to be kidding. My 18 year old self would totally have gone for it.
Unfortunately that chocaculo doesn't look like its RIRI, Id expect her to have more ass and hips....wawawa
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Whew! That was a rough 60min for me!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
fortunately my computer won't open up for this fuckery...riri is another one who should get a spanking and stop the madness...but who am i to judge, at this rate, my saggy tits and bush might be on the interwebs for all to see too...
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