Friday, May 8th 2009
Alien Princess RiRi Totally Nekkid?
RiRi will not be outdone by that low-budget trick Cassie! It was "Cassie's got her pierced tittays out" week, but now it's "RiRi's got her pierced alien balls out" week. Maybe. Some pictures claiming to be a totally nekkid RiRi have hit the interwebs. I don't know if they are fake or not, but what I want to know is why do these hos keep taking pictures of themselves with camera phones? Can't they do this shit with a real camera? Go pro or go home is what I say.
(NSFW) Click here to see RiRi in all her alien glory.
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Damn, i didnt expect her to have such a bangin ass....smack it up, flip it, rub it down.......
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:56pm.
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Hahahahaha, ahhh Slitty you're a crack-up...wait..that's ummm..strangely arousing..are they good looking? Under 70? Do they have their own teeth?
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To answer your question: No, No, and No.
But they do receive a steady retirement pension which is important in today's economy. Priorities!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:04pm.
Our boobs were all so awesome when we were 18.
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Holy shit! You act like you're a 200 year old memaw with forty'leven kids instead of a 25 year old hottie who never had the indignity of gravity!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
@LCT@Slutty: I saw 4 pics (were there more) She's hot, no doubt about it. I think the ass squeezing was supposed to be artistically sexy...becuz she's classier than Cassie, like that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:04pm.
Because it's an awesome ass. If you had an awesome ass, you'd squeeze it just because. I would. I should have taken advantage of squeezing my 18 year old boobs. Our boobs were all so awesome when we were 18.
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Oh sweetie, I wish I could have squeezed your 18 y.o. boobs too. I'm keeding.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:59pm.
LCT, two of the pics didn't load for me, plus I was trying to hide my screen from a co-worker, but the other 4(?) weren't bushy, they were of Rhi's backside. She has an awesome ass! (that was said in the most non-gayelle way possible) One was cuntfusing because she was squeezing it and I don't know why.
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Because it's an awesome ass. If you had an awesome ass, you'd squeeze it just because. I would. I should have taken advantage of squeezing my 18 year old boobs. Our boobs were all so awesome when we were 18.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Man-Garden!!!!!!!! I must remember that! Hee Hee!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by Solaera on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:32pm.
Yep. They're gone.
Did anyone save? I didn't dare because I am at work.
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I think the server went down due to 80 million people clicking on it at the same time. Keep trying.
Plus this just in from BBC:
The lawyer for R&B star Chris Brown has asked to see paperwork from a police investigation into how a photo of his former girlfriend Rihanna was leaked.
A photo of the bruised singer surfaced online following Mr Brown's arrest in February for allegedly attacking her.
Mark Geragos hopes to discredit police witnesses at a June preliminary hearing according to a motion filed this week.
Mr Brown, 20, remains free on bail following his arrest on assault and criminal threat charges.
If convicted, he could potentially face more than four years in prison.
Injuries
Mr Brown was arrested after rowing with Rihanna in a parked car in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles on 7 February.
The alleged incident left the Barbados-born star with facial injuries that forced her to cancel a scheduled performance at the Grammys later that day.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8039519.stm
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I think he leaked a BUNCH of photos!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:49pm.
DAE, any more news about a sex tape???
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No, I think it's going to be a "wait and see" deal. If I hear anything, I'll post it :0)
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:48pm.
I have a feeling that Teddy twits his nether regions a lot.
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Hahahahaha! Of that, I have no doubt!
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Teddy's man-garden has PAGES dedicated to it, I bet!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:56pm.
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Hahahahaha, ahhh Slitty you're a crack-up...wait..that's ummm..strangely arousing..are they good looking? Under 70? Do they have their own teeth?
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
LCT, two of the pics didn't load for me, plus I was trying to hide my screen from a co-worker, but the other 4(?) weren't bushy, they were of Rhi's backside. She has an awesome ass! (that was said in the most non-gayelle way possible) One was cuntfusing because she was squeezing it and I don't know why.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:52pm.
Ouuu! Flip a quarter off it? Is that like Tiddly Winks?
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Well, the men in the neighborhood needed something to toss quarters & make bets, who am I to stand in the way of entertainment, so I volunteered my ass. I'm a giver, baby.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:52pm.
lol, whattttttttttttt?
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She just looks like one of those chicks who on the outside is all nice and pretty and maintained, then her gonch come off and it's like the scene from Scary Movie. Sort of like Lisa Rinna.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:42pm.
Slitty, I don't believe it! I'm sure you have a rock-hard gluteus maximus. (Surely the Lezbot Hiking Trip worked out your bum??)
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Yeah, you can flip a quarter off it, but you can also flip a quarter off my neighbor's 14' trampoline. ♥♥
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Ouuu! Flip a quarter off it? Is that like Tiddly Winks?
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:50pm.
I'm glad the page isn't working, so I can continue to laugh at the image in my head of an enormous wiry bush.
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lol, whattttttttttttt?
I'm glad the page isn't working, so I can continue to laugh at the image in my head of an enormous wiry bush.
DAE, any more news about a sex tape???
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:28pm.
Was Teddy gonna Twit pic his nether regions?
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I have a feeling that Teddy twits his nether regions a lot.
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Hahahahaha! Of that, I have no doubt!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:42pm.
Slitty, I don't believe it! I'm sure you have a rock-hard gluteus maximus. (Surely the Lezbot Hiking Trip worked out your bum??)
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Yeah, you can flip a quarter off it, but you can also flip a quarter off my neighbor's 14' trampoline. ♥♥
Oh Teddy!!!
The Captain Morgan jokes are just RIGHT THERE!!!
"Got a little Captain in you? Want some?"
LMFAO!
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There's no crying in butt sex! ~MK
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:42pm.
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Bwahahaha....you & DeeDee need some wrinkles on yo fo'heads.
Cock pics in 10, i just need to get my best bathroo-mirror pose first.. I think I'll go with "The Captain Morgan"
Whatevs, it just nude pictures. If I were a celebrity and had a banging body, I don't think I'd care so much if they got leaked. I think Americans are so hung up about that--you go to Europe and people are lying nude everywhere, the beach, the park, no one cares. At least the good fit bodies are fun to look at, and the fat ones...well, you get to feel superior for a few minutes.
Why not Clarry? it brings out my eyes
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:41pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:28pm.
Was Teddy gonna Twit pic his nether regions?
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I have a feeling that Teddy twits his nether regions a lot.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:31pm.
If I had an ass like that, I would send it to everyone I know, including you guys. Unfortunately my ass is so large that I would need a rubber arm to extend the length of a ballfield to fit it on my cellphone
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Slitty, I don't believe it! I'm sure you have a rock-hard gluteus maximus. (Surely the Lezbot Hiking Trip worked out your bum??)
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This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.(Winston Churchill said this cuz my granny told me he did)
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:31pm.
If I had an ass like that, I would send it to everyone I know, including you guys. Unfortunately my ass is so large that I would need a rubber arm to extend the length of a ballfield to fit it on my cellphone.
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HA HA puh-leeze! If me and Dee Dee need to get some wrinkles on our foreheads, you need to get some fat on yo ass, bitch!!!
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Nothing says 'don't take my picture' like Mardi Gras masks and ill-fitting mint green jackets and Pokemon trousers. - Ziggy Stardust 4/28/09
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:28pm.
Was Teddy gonna Twit pic his nether regions?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Damn...didn't think it was possible but I have even less respect for her whooped-on ass. She has a nice body though. Too bad the entire world knows what it looks like. Is anything sacred anymore ffs?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:35pm.
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If you have a 30" monitor, I will send you a picture of my arse; a smaller monitor won't hold it.
Teddy,
I don't think I want to see you wearing a roman war helmet!!
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There's no crying in butt sex! ~MK
Ok so Ive been staring at that ass for way too long and now I can't find my hand....oh there it is
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:38pm.
@devilgirl: Won't you take me to (tweet!) Twittertown!
How was your hotdog?
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Hahahaha! Great!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I love taking off the butt floss with mah teef... for real tho
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:23pm
CHARLES MANSON
ID LIKE TO TWITTER BUT MY SIMPLETON BRAIN CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT. IT TOOK EVERY BRAIN CELL I HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ON THIS SITE AND ABOUT ANOTHER 4 WEEKS TO CREATE AN AVIE.
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Charles, my fondest wish coming true would be if you had a Twitter acct!
Grapedrinkbaby is a Twitter expert, she can walk you through it step by step Charles and you won't waste one brain cell!
CHARLES MASON NEEDS TO TWITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@devilgirl: Won't you take me to (tweet!) Twittertown!
How was your hotdog?
;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:24pm.
I used to use a Stalin avatar up here and he killed over 50 million so the way I see it, my diet has been a success.
CHARLES MANSON
STALIN KILLED A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
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I just checked and the estimates are between 50-62 million people killed.
I may put Uncle Joe back up again.
Thanks
Verbieten Sie ja sie!!!!
Verbieten Sie ja ALLE!!!!
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:34pm.
I'm gonna wear it on my head like a roman war helmet! I'm an Aztec warrior!!
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BUTT FLOSS HELMETS!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Isn't Robyn her real first name? That makes no sense....
And what on earth did she use to write that on the mirror? Lip balm? Greasy skin? Lube? That hair oil she recently uses? What the dog spat out?
Slutty!
No shit! That would be my avi! All you guys would ever see is ma ass if it looked like that!!!
Solaera,
?? The pics? The link still works for me. I checked again. Just for you! Not because I like looking at that ass!
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There's no crying in butt sex! ~MK
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:28pm.
I AM A TWITTER WHORE!
Thanks for those Angel!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm gonna wear it on my head like a roman war helmet! I'm an Aztec warrior!!
I see Chris and his lawyer are working overtime.
Rihanna is covered in tattoos and this girl has none...
couldn't say if it's really her in the naked pics or not, but whoever it is they look pretty fuckin hot. i don't get why you're all saying she should be ashamed...?? when you look that good who cares if people see you naked?
Yep. They're gone.
Did anyone save? I didn't dare because I am at work.
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:31pm.
And theyre already off =)
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*tosses silver thong to Teddy*
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
If I had an ass like that, I would send it to everyone I know, including you guys. Unfortunately my ass is so large that I would need a rubber arm to extend the length of a ballfield to fit it on my cellphone.
And theyre already off =)