Friday, May 8th 2009
Alien Princess RiRi Totally Nekkid?
RiRi will not be outdone by that low-budget trick Cassie! It was "Cassie's got her pierced tittays out" week, but now it's "RiRi's got her pierced alien balls out" week. Maybe. Some pictures claiming to be a totally nekkid RiRi have hit the interwebs. I don't know if they are fake or not, but what I want to know is why do these hos keep taking pictures of themselves with camera phones? Can't they do this shit with a real camera? Go pro or go home is what I say.
(NSFW) Click here to see RiRi in all her alien glory.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:23pm
CHARLES MANSON
ID LIKE TO TWITTER BUT MY SIMPLETON BRAIN CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT. IT TOOK EVERY BRAIN CELL I HAD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET ON THIS SITE AND ABOUT ANOTHER 4 WEEKS TO CREATE AN AVIE.
did she use spooge to write on that mirror?
may be she was taking a picture of the lovely poetry chris left on her bathroom mirror and then got distract by her looks and BAM we've got leaked pictures.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:23pm.
DAE, where did you read this?
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http://talk.livedaily.com/showpost.php?p=14978049&postcount=80
Not 100% reliable but...they've been right in the past about things
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:27pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:25pm.
I know, I know, but I am still jittery from no Twittering!
Yes, overnight they should have done this! How dare they mess with us this time of day!
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I know! Just when I think Teddy was ready to take off his tighty wightys!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:23pm.
OMG! I CAN'T TWITTER! IT'S OFF LINE FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Twitter Whore: The Sequel!
(it really is the sequel)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwGzdbLweUI
And here's a rap for you to learn while you're waiting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mbeHCKrZ9k
It will make you twittersexy!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by -ohmy- on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:18pm.
What does it say in the mirror - I love you what?
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"Robyn"? / "I Miss you"?
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:25pm.
I know, I know, but I am still jittery from no Twittering!
Yes, overnight they should have done this! How dare they mess with us this time of day!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by -ohmy- on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:18pm.
What does it say in the mirror - I love you what?
It says "I love you Robyn I miss you..."
Oh, she's a no talent slag, but she's got a rocking body!! IF that's fat, sign me the fuck up!!
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There's no crying in butt sex! ~MK
Whoa. Jim AND Charles Manson chatting? Is the end near?
Paris is for stoners.
Her towel is white in the bathroom but pink in her hand???Who brings a cheap pink towel to a luxury hotel?
She's aight
re: the following
Submitted by mollination on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:17pm.
4.
I'm so jelly of black girl's bodies.
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Really what does that mean white girls bag on thick white girls (I guess cause they are jelly) but if she's black it's desirable?
This needs to stop women are thick think fat average and skinny and you can find all colors in all categories.
I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:24pm.
I wanna bite that ass
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You? Never! Quelle surprise!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Teddy??? What are you doing here, I only see you on Twitter.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:23pm.
OMG! I CAN'T TWITTER! IT'S OFF LINE FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first sign of the apocalypse!
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It's down for maintenance, remember? You'd think they'd do it on the overnight, though. On a Friday at the cusp of Happy Hour is an odd time.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Predator24 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by Predator24 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:52pm.
CHARLES MANSON
WHATS UP WITH THAT AVIE. HITLER KILLED ABOUT 10 MILLION BUT THEN AGAIN I KNOCKED OFF ABOUT 7.
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I used to use a Stalin avatar up here and he killed over 50 million so the way I see it, my diet has been a success.
CHARLES MANSON
STALIN KILLED A HELL OF A LOT MORE THAN THAT.
I wanna bite that ass
DAE, where did you read this?
I totally fancy that loo roll next to the toilet....it's probably the hottest piece in the whole bathroom...
She does have a nice perky ass.
OMG! I CAN'T TWITTER! IT'S OFF LINE FOR AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The first sign of the apocalypse!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Those are her big sausage thighs alright.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:18pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:17pm.
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A sex tape with who, Chris?
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I don't know. I would have to assume it would be.
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
What does it say in the mirror - I love you what?
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 4:17pm.
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A sex tape with who, Chris?
Ive got a bunch of shots and videos ex gf's have sent me, but I would never post that shit online. That's a fucked up breach of trust
Uh...ok.
1. The full length booby shot doesn't look like the same body as the ass shots.
2. Why do they all have their booby's pierced? I'm not down with that.
3. That hair. Why. why. why.
4. I'm so jelly of black girl's bodies.
Oh dear, I've just heard that a Rihanna sex tape could be released in the next few hours.
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
CHARLES MANSON
IM NOT EVEN GOING TO FUCKING CLICK ON THAT. IM ALMOST POSITIVE SHE WOULDNT HAVE WANTED THESE PICS OUT THERE. I KNOW RI RI ABOUT AS WELL AS SNOOP FUCKING WHATEVER HIS NAME IS OR DIDDY WHATS HIS FUCKING NAME. BUT I DONT LIKE SEEING PEOPLE UNINTENTIONALLY EMBARRASED.
Wow. Life as a pop star must be terribly lonely that RiRi and Ciara have time to take pictures of their crotches and titi balls.
I've never taken a naked photo because of the shame.
Yes..the shame.
I'm sure RiRi feels it right about now.
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Uh oh, sluts...
It looks like Hollywood is in the skank midst of a HO-off.
Let's see what other skank tosses her bra and panty set into the ring.
Paging Ciara...
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Yea that ass is making it swell
To think I don't care for riri....but her asssssss is bannnngging....
woooooo.....Don't love me like you do.
Submitted by Predator24 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:52pm.
CHARLES MANSON
WHATS UP WITH THAT AVIE. HITLER KILLED ABOUT 10 MILLION BUT THEN AGAIN I KNOCKED OFF ABOUT 7.
Isaid it once and I'll say it again. FUCK HER
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Nothing says 'I was just takin a crap and missing you' like a good nekkid bathroom photo.
Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:49pm.
Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:34pm.
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WHOA. YOU NEED TO BE BANNED!!!!!!!!!
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Verbieten Sie ja ihn!!!!
Verbieten Sie sie ALLE!!!!
And can I get a Yes We Can too??
Damn, she has ham hocks for thighs!
what is it about luxury hotel bathrooms that make you look so damn "I'm so hot this needs to be photographed"?
That shot above looks like ones I have of myself.
Meh, nudie pics arent a big deal to me.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I don't understand why girls do this, esp the younger ones. Hellllo, you broads lose your phones like every 10 seconds, yet taking these pics on a phone seems like a perfectly normal/logical thing to do?! I do think if i ever did something like that I would go the route Samantha did in SATC. (as it sounds like some of you fine Dlisters did too.) A crappy camera phone has nothing on a professional photographer and lighting.
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
Bad News. Young Turk is a rapper.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
"Go pro or go home!"
Hold on, is it true she's back with Chris?!
Zero, zero, zero respect for her.
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:27pm.
NIIIICE
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HAH. You never disappoint!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Perhaps she didn't know that you shouldn't send pics thru Twitter????
"...I love you Robyn I miss you?" Damn, that's taking things to a whole new level of ego-tripping. Lol.
Submitted by Rem Koolhaas on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:34pm.
If her daddy would have snipped off her clitoris when she was a girl, she wouldn't be whoring herself in the mirror like this.
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OW! OW! She'd still be whoring it out...got's to keep the name in the news.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:36pm.
DAE, that I can understand! I woke up this morning to my cable/internet shut off! called right away to pay!
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The really annoying thing is, I *had* the money - the day before I was cut off and I spent on a Christina shopping binge. Stupid 'net company.
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again