Friday, May 8th 2009
Alien Princess RiRi Totally Nekkid?
RiRi will not be outdone by that low-budget trick Cassie! It was "Cassie's got her pierced tittays out" week, but now it's "RiRi's got her pierced alien balls out" week. Maybe. Some pictures claiming to be a totally nekkid RiRi have hit the interwebs. I don't know if they are fake or not, but what I want to know is why do these hos keep taking pictures of themselves with camera phones? Can't they do this shit with a real camera? Go pro or go home is what I say.
(NSFW) Click here to see RiRi in all her alien glory.
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When will this lop headed bitch disappear?
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Who's Robyn...? It's on the mirror...pretty sure...
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:45pm.
Nice!!!
I don't know if it was the same for you, but on nudes I thought I always look different than just looking in the mirror. If photographers take the pics, they know how to work with what you've got.
Pictures taken opposite the bathroom mirror do not do any favours...the light is awful and the shaddows kreep into bumps that you never knew you had.
Bit like the pics above....
K, so I don't think it's really her. None of the naked pics show her face...
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Itake neked pics all the time bt I never show my face
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
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CHARLES MANSON
IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND I BET YOU RI RI BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF CHRIS ROCK AND HE TRIED TO KEEP HIS FUCKING COOL AND EVENTUALLY STARTED SWINGING BACK. THERES ONLY SO MUCH FUCKING DAMNAGE A PUNEY CHICK LIKE THAT CAN DO ON A DUDE. THAT GUY SWUNG BACK WITH ABOUT 50 LBS MORE MUSCLE AND BUSTED HER FACE.
Itake neked pics all the time bt I never show my face
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
I love you, I miss you...so what? She's not seeing Chris, so she's having an adolescent hissy fit by sending him nekkid pics on his phone? Not hot.
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:29pm.
OFF TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY NUTS@CK...JUST FOR ME TO SEE THOUGH...RIGHT??
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Photograph, PHOTOBUCKET, and LINK IT B*TCH!!!
Her career must really be in the toilet if she's leaking nude pics.
If I leak self-portraits showing cooterpie and my retardly large natural boobs can I get a recording contract with a fugly assed producer too?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:40pm.
Mother Superior, I too have taken beautiful nude pics with a photographer- black and whites, gorgeous pics......but that is different than these stupid bitches who take pics of themselves on their phones and send them to people.
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It's a completely different league, yup.
I guess I'll be thankful one day for my nudies...when I'm 80 and saggy I have something to remember :P
And RiRi has something to be ashamed of...
MotherSuperior, that is why I did it! I had 11% body fat when I took the pics......I'm sure it won;t be that way when I am 80....lol
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:38pm.
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I liked your response cuz there are all kids of culty peeps who like her and I just don't get it. I feel like she wasn't even on the radar until the debacle with Chris. He's an a$$, fo sho, but in a way, she was in good clown company.
Seriously, what a clown! Mooning a mirror!!! LOLZZZ. HILARITY FOR THE WEEKEND!! Can't wait for Brooke Anderson to get her jumbo panties in a tight twisted knot in defense of RiRi. If only she'd use it as the knot as a noose.
The naked pics are okay, but I'm really envious of her for her bathroom. Damn, it's big.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
whoever that ho is, she has a bizarrely long torso and a big fuckin hippo bone
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Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:39pm.
Yes, we still meet up every once in a while (he lives in a different country) and do the most amazing things, photo-wise. *Ehem*
Last time I rolled around in high heels on a dirty field! :D
Mother Superior, I too have taken beautiful nude pics with a photographer- black and whites, gorgeous pics......but that is different than these stupid bitches who take pics of themselves on their phones and send them to people.
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
Momus the Sarcastic - I agree; this is fishy. With Cassie, her mug was all involved in the nekkidness. Here, there are nekkid pictures and there are shots that include her face but they don't overlap.
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Submitted by luckycharms on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:31pm.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:29pm.
OFF TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY NUTSACK...JUST FOR ME TO SEE THOUGH...RIGHT??
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Unless you're swinging like Cisco Adler; then it's your duty to share it with the World!!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:37pm.
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Well, if it was for art, and you won prizes for it. Then go for it!!
I'm cuntfused by the second pic. Is she squeezing her own ass? What is that on her lower back? A tatt? A scar?
Hahaha Hairicaine- I am just so sick of her stupid outfits she wears every day...and I her voice is fucking whiny. I do like some of her songs, but she just seems like such a dumbass. I also can't get over these idiot girls taking naked pics of themselves. They deserve everything they get.
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
Submitted by busybee on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:35pm.
I bet you she had sent these to chris when they were together and he 'leaked' these to make her look bad.
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*Crosses fingers*
anyone dumb enough to do nudy pix times kinda deserves it
just sayin'/
Submitted by Hairicane on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:30pm.
Or reckless-y.
It's a tough decision to take nudies....experience talk. But if you do them, you must take good care of them.
Here's a little story (true one).
One of my ex lovers (still slobbering, sorry), who is also a photographer, took a truly beautiful nudes of me. No face, just body.
We won several prices and competitions with one of the images and it has been around the world in exhibitions...last year it made it to NYC!
I have told only two people that it's me on the pic. :)
General rule though: Never take pics that you wouldn't want grandma to see ;) hehehe.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:25pm.
Uhhhh ... none of the nekkid pics show her face; they could be anyone. Not believing it just yet.
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I noticed that too...but I don't put it past any of these "celebrities" to "leak" these kinds of photos. Guess it's just part of the game nowadays. Just don't get it...course I was brought up in the days when you kept your bidness to yourself.
DAE, that I can understand! I woke up this morning to my cable/internet shut off! called right away to pay!
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:29pm.
Fck Rhianna. I hate her now. Idiot.
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awesome response.
I bet you she had sent these to chris when they were together and he 'leaked' these to make her look bad.
I'm just sayin'
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Got it!
She has a nice body, will give her that. And yeah, her people are going to have to explain this one.
How did someone get the pics? And don't kids have no shame these days?
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Submitted by FaghagerinaDC on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:29pm.
Did she write "I love you" on her shower? Awwwwww she wants a positive affirmation for herself every morning so she doesn't feel like a stupid MORON
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One time me and the DH went to a party at the home of his professor back in the day and the wifey had A TON of positive self-image affirmations taped all over the mirror and walls. The bathroom was huge and "lived in" and the wife was a lil overweight hippie skeez. One of the funniest nights of mah life.
nice ass!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:29pm.
DAE!!!!!!!
where have you been honey? I've missed you!
Fuck Rhianna. I hate her now. Idiot.
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Hey PSL! How are you?
I didn't pay my 'net bill and I got cut off. I've missed you too.
I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again
Submitted by jim on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:29pm.
OFF TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY NUTSACK...JUST FOR ME TO SEE THOUGH...RIGHT??
CHARLES MANSON
NO I WANT TO SEE IT ALSO. THAT WOULD BE FUCKING AWESOME.
dumb.
but her ass is perfection, I had an ass like that, I'd be way tempted to show it off.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:29pm.
And I also never understand how those pics can 'leak'. Don't they keep their eyes on those images?
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The same way a laptop from the DoD with "top secret" secrets ends up on Ebay!! Somebody got drunky and forgot-y.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:27pm.
CHARLES MANSON
YES YOUNG TURK IS A ROD STEWART SONG AND SO IS IM SAILING. I STILL WANT YOUR STORY AND AINT GOING TO FUCKING REST TILL I GET IT.
Did she write "I love you" on her shower? Awwwwww she wants a positive affirmation for herself every morning so she doesn't feel like a stupid MORON
Hmmm you don't actually see her face any of the nude ones. Either way whatever.
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
DAE!!!!!!!
where have you been honey? I've missed you!
Fuck Rhianna. I hate her now. Idiot.
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
OFF TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY NUTSACK...JUST FOR ME TO SEE THOUGH...RIGHT??
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:27pm.
Ummmmm, what does "Young Turk" mean? Isn't that an old Rod Stewart song?
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Submitted by valorious on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:25pm.
You're totally right.
I don't mind nudity as art (whatever that means). But that is just plain stupid and it puts her in a pot together with teens like Miley and that High School Musical girl (name escaped me).
Very mature!
And I also never understand how those pics can 'leak'. Don't they keep their eyes on those images?
what the fuck is wrong with RiRI? ever since the beatdown she's been acting stooooooopid.
RI RI HAS A NICE LITTLE BODY AND TITIES....BUT IT WOULD BE HARD FOR ME NOT TO STARE AT HER HAIR WHICH LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GIANT SOS PAD ON HER HEAD!!!
Looks like she broke a hip.
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Beter ten halve gekeerd dan ten volle gedwaald.
RiRI what the fuck is wrong with you!!!!!
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TEAM KIEFER!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:25pm.
Uhhhh ... none of the nekkid pics show her face; they could be anyone. Not believing it just yet.
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Damn. Super BUZZ KILL!!!
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Ummmmm, what does "Young Turk" mean? Isn't that an old Rod Stewart song?
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