Friday, May 8th 2009

Alien Princess RiRi Totally Nekkid?

RiRi will not be outdone by that low-budget trick Cassie! It was "Cassie's got her pierced tittays out" week, but now it's "RiRi's got her pierced alien balls out" week. Maybe. Some pictures claiming to be a totally nekkid RiRi have hit the interwebs. I don't know if they are fake or not, but what I want to know is why do these hos keep taking pictures of themselves with camera phones? Can't they do this shit with a real camera? Go pro or go home is what I say.

(NSFW) Click here to see RiRi in all her alien glory.

Posted by: Michael K


DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

WHY DO YOUNG FEMALE SINGER FEEL THEY HAVE TO "LEAK" THESE KIND OF PICS? FUCK OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS, IF YOU ACTUALLY HAD TALENT YOU WOULDNT NEED THIS KIND PUBLICITY!

(sorry for the caps - I thought she was better than this)

I'm Falling In Love Again. Never Wanted To. I'm Not To Blame. ~ Christina Aguilera, Falling In Love Again

No Words's picture

Moronic. I am sure they will come out and say it isn't her or something. I am sure it is, though.

FaghagerinaDC's picture

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Hairicane's picture

Submitted by Michael K on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:23pm.
Why is stabbing her aaa cheek like that?
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thanks, mk. i have to clean my keyboard again. i just mouth sprayed it with an horchata!

kittycatastrophe's picture

Were these taken before or after Chris Brown went loco on her? I bet she's another dumb broad who will be shocked that her "Boo" played her out publicly like this.

yepyepyep's picture

boobs are fake?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Typhoid Mary's picture

http://www.lenonhonorfilms.com/

tells u everything u need to know about ri ri and cassie!

Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Uhhhh ... none of the nekkid pics show her face; they could be anyone. Not believing it just yet.

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valorious's picture

Submitted by Mother Superior on Fri, 05/08/2009 - 3:23pm.
P.S. what is that butt cheek in the mirror on the right doing???

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I was wondering that myself! It's kind of sad that young women think they have to whore themselves out just to get attention. How much attention do these celebs need? Oh, I guess that's where the term "attention whore" comes in...never mind.

barelybeagle's picture

I don't know about anyone else here, but really, I would feel like such a goddamn moron standing there taking pictures of my bare ass in the mirror. Bitch has way too much time on her hands.

Hairicane's picture

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa. i clicked the link which i almost never do (@ werk), and OMG!!!!! Paint her humiliated. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Everyone - do a right click save as so these pictures stay on the internetz FOREVAH.

Karma's a righteous beyotch!!

Lavadama's picture

Wow, what an ass. What is this, leak a nude picture week? How hard is it to not take nekkid photo's of yourself?

I guess Ri Ri's gone a little bonkers since she got fucked up.

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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09

"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09

cornpone's picture

attempted backwards-vag-in-the-mirror self-taken pic = FAIL.

Why is stabbing her ass cheek like that?

Mother Superior's picture

P.S. what is that butt cheek in the mirror on the right doing???

parissucksliterally's picture

another fucking stupid girl- will these dumb bitches EVER learn?

I hope she is humiliated by this- all these stupid women deserve to be.

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Sugaroo's picture

I wouldn't mind looking like that! Well, sans nipple ring, at any rate.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

Hairicane's picture

Who do you think leaked that picture???

Fuk. Miley Cyrus looks better.

Hairicane's picture

ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! huge azzz!!!!!

Fred Flintstone's picture

Holy shit - that is some kind of bootay!!!

carefreea's picture

"Alien balls" ahahaha. Jesus, MK, my screen just got covered in tea.

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