Saturday, May 9th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Felix Cane - Felix is like the Michael Phelps of pole dancing (you're welcome for that image). Felix won Miss Pole Dance World 2009 in Jamaica! Watch her performance below. Bitch does some major Cirque de HOleil shit! Who knew that a woman with a name that sounds like a character out of a Charles Dickens novel would have serious moves like this? This is what we need to see at the next Olympics. Git that gold, Felix!
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Holy SHIT! Put that ho in the next Daniel hotass James Bondage Craig flick as the acrobatrix with a pussy of gold. That's one serious action figure slut. LOVE IT!
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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."
Now that's talent!
WOW!!!
holy eff that is impressive
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
this is soo amazing!!!
HOT SHIT!!
BTW watched the video now i have an erection . bye .
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* Slurping Fantasias Toad Hooves *
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:40pm.
hahahaha. From what people have tolded me, they never have last names. And the first three names they tell you are not all that reliable either.
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Tell that to my ex, Tiffany Madison Diamond Desiree Smith.
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AND WHERE MY ALIMONY, BITCH?????
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANY ONES!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, I bet if my tiger ass get up on that there pole, that story will change...SINCE I SEXAY...and four legged...and six titted and all....Oh yeah...you like summadis....*wrapping tiger tail around pole* Meow....Uh, huh...You know you want it....*licking tiger claw and teasing tiger nipple wif it*...Dat's HWAT!...You know dat's worf a 5 note right there...*purrrrrrr*....
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Sorry, I have a strict 50 cent per nipple policy.
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Fine, I'll take my $3.50...What? What? Like you whores never seen a stray nipple...Keep it movin' ain't nothing to see here....
But I'll see you in Judge Wapner's court room, buddy...bright and early....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Copied cos the post is soooooooooooo long...unlike my penis :(
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* Slurping Fantasias Toad Hooves *
xoxo ~ j
www.dippedincream.blogspot.com
This woman is UH-mazing. Gorgeous legs. Graceful and sexy.
ChubbyWubby--I totally thought it was Linda Ronstadt too! Funny.
Felix is fantastic.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:38pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:36pm.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:40pm.
hahahaha. From what people have tolded me, they never have last names. And the first three names they tell you are not all that reliable either.
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Tell that to my ex, Tiffany Madison Diamond Desiree Smith.
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AND WHERE MY ALIMONY, BITCH?????
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANY ONES!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, I bet if my tiger ass get up on that there pole, that story will change...SINCE I SEXAY...and four legged...and six titted and all....Oh yeah...you like summadis....*wrapping tiger tail around pole* Meow....Uh, huh...You know you want it....*licking tiger claw and teasing tiger nipple wif it*...Dat's HWAT!...You know dat's worf a 5 note right there...*purrrrrrr*....
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Sorry, I have a strict 50 cent per nipple policy.
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Fine, I'll take my $3.50...What? What? Like you whores never seen a stray nipple...Keep it movin' ain't nothing to see here....
But I'll see you in Judge Wapner's court room, buddy...bright and early....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:40pm.
hahahaha. From what people have tolded me, they never have last names. And the first three names they tell you are not all that reliable either.
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Tell that to my ex, Tiffany Madison Diamond Desiree Smith.
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AND WHERE MY ALIMONY, BITCH?????
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANY ONES!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, I bet if my tiger ass get up on that there pole, that story will change...SINCE I SEXAY...and four legged...and six titted and all....Oh yeah...you like summadis....*wrapping tiger tail around pole* Meow....Uh, huh...You know you want it....*licking tiger claw and teasing tiger nipple wif it*...Dat's HWAT!...You know dat's worf a 5 note right there...*purrrrrrr*....
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Sorry, I have a strict 50 cent per nipple policy.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:40pm.
hahahaha. From what people have tolded me, they never have last names. And the first three names they tell you are not all that reliable either.
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Tell that to my ex, Tiffany Madison Diamond Desiree Smith.
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AND WHERE MY ALIMONY, BITCH?????
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANY ONES!!!!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, I bet if my tiger ass get up on that there pole, that story will change...SINCE I SEXAY...and four legged...and six titted and all....Oh yeah...you like summadis....*wrapping tiger tail around pole* Meow....Uh, huh...You know you want it....*licking tiger claw and teasing tiger nipple wif it*...Dat's HWAT!...You know dat's worf a 5 note right there...*purrrrrrr*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:40pm.
hahahaha. From what people have tolded me, they never have last names. And the first three names they tell you are not all that reliable either.
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Tell that to my ex, Tiffany Madison Diamond Desiree Smith.
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AND WHERE MY ALIMONY, BITCH?????
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I DIDN'T HAVE ANY ONES!!!!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:40pm.
hahahaha. From what people have tolded me, they never have last names. And the first three names they tell you are not all that reliable either.
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Tell that to my ex, Tiffany Madison Diamond Desiree Smith.
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AND WHERE MY ALIMONY, BITCH?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:44pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:40pm.
hahahaha. From what people have tolded me, they never have last names. And the first three names they tell you are not all that reliable either.
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Tell that to my ex, Tiffany Madison Diamond Desiree Smith.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Thanks islandgirl!
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My teenage angst has a body count!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:40pm.
hahahaha. From what people have tolded me, they never have last names. And the first three names they tell you are not all that reliable either.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:23pm.
Around here all the strippers are Russian, the only skill they have is invading Poland.
So I've heard! I hadn't realized Desirée was a Russian name.
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You're not familiar with the dance stylings of Desiree Solzhenitsyn?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Fucking Fabulous! That bitch is FIERCE!!!
$.$.$.$.$.$.$.$.$.
POP! Goes My Heart!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:23pm.
Around here all the strippers are Russian, the only skill they have is invading Poland.
So I've heard! I hadn't realized Desirée was a Russian name.
Rumor has it that Heather Mills taught her to dance like that or at least the left leg.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 9:19pm.
Around here all the strippers are Russian, the only skill they have is invading Poland.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Dis bitch be for reals! Wooooooow!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I read somewhere that most strip clubs have one or two women who are really good on the pole. My fave--I mean, the favorite among various reports I've read, are the dancers who can shimmy to the ceiling, then drop way too fast to the floor, headfirst, stopping right above the dance floor using only their thigh muscles. People say that, even drunk off yer ass, it's still pretty amazing to see.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 8:45pm.
It takes a lot of skill for the Canadian strippers to keep from getting their tongues stuck to the frozen poles. Impressive!
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I don't think the tongue is the body part to be concerned about getting struck to a frozen pole.
That was pretty darn impressive I must say... sure impressed my husband lol.
Seriously though.. wow... wish I had that kind of strength.
I was all prepared to snark on some skank but was truly truly impressed with her skills. She has obviously had serious gymnastic and dance training to have such incredible strength, flexibility, core control, and creativity. Who knew Pole dancing was so artistic?! You GO GIRL. You made a fan out of me.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 8:45pm.
It takes a lot of skill for the Canadian strippers to keep from getting their tongues stuck to the frozen poles. Impressive!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 8:02pm.
Sbeetle...
http://www.strictlypoledancing.co.uk/History.html
Oh! Canada!
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We rock! I learned pole dancing from strippers in BC...some of those (A list)girls had the MOST amazing shows...You ain't seen nuthin' til you see an extra busty blonde break dancing naked in bubbles!
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Sbeetle...
http://www.strictlypoledancing.co.uk/History.html
Oh! Canada!
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"Confucious... was one of whom invented confusion". ~ Miss Panama contestant
Wow. That was truly amazing stuff. You know when she spun around the 2nd pole when she first got on the control she had? Most strippers spin around super fast to get momentum. This woman just used sheer muscle control.
Does anyone know the origin of pole dancing and why it settled in strip clubs?
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My teenage angst has a body count!
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING.
This was hardly boner inducing....
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today. -Max Fischer
I think the girl must've ransacked Brit-Brit's closet to come up with that outfit. Does it have a hole in the crotch? So that her pussy can hang out?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
She is not wasting her talent, other than Cirque du Soleil, where else is she going to use that talent, besides the telephone or utility companies, but a girl can get splinters climbing those poles.
Living with ma kind of sucks. :/
You may have to sneak that pole in once they hit the love sack.
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What's new pussay cat? *wink
Her name is Felix CANE. I thought it was important that her name was spelled correctly. Yeah, I'm a stickler like that.
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Do you like American Music?I like American Music!
Damn, it should really be a new addition to gymnastics or rhythm gymnastics, that shit is so entertaining to watch.
It only makes me want a stripper pole even more, I can get an X-Pole at amazon for about $300, but not when I'm living with my mother :-/
That was more entertaining than any parallel bars routine at the Olympics and possibly just as athletic.
Much respect. She's a credit to her profession. Beautiful performance.
--I don't give a Philistine's foreskin about your tribal god.
If you look at the photos on her site, her pixie/partially shaved haircuts are super cute and definitely work for what she does.
Wow. Just wow!
Holy. shit! I mean... holy shit, that woman is strong and has impeccable muscle control. Pretty impressive. But on the other hand I agree with previous commenters who've said, why, WHY would you waste those talents at a ghetto strip club place with some discount dj, tacky backdrops, and in some ugly underwear? I mean, if she works for Cirque de Soleil that is very cool... so why isn't she doing it in other interesting/classy venues? So strange.
Sex on a stick I tell ya!
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What's new pussay cat? *wink
Ok, did MK go to her page? She DOES perform for Cirque de Soleil
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
For once MK didn't exaggerate on a post; this was incredible. She really SHOULD be performing professionally somewhere. If all strippers were like that, I think they would able to DEMAND respect. Seriously, she needs more than a title...
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Oh Lord if I could do that I'd be the most popular girl in town!!!
She's pretty fantastic. Actually enjoyable to watch.
If I could learn to do something like that I totally would. I'm pretty sure it would never be physically possible for me (or most anyone else) to do that leg-bowing thing. That's crazy.
Got-DAYUM that bitch found her calling.
God works in mysterious ways.
That was amazing.
This was aaaaamazing. What a talented, hard working girl.
Amazing. I want a hot Australian guy to dance on me like that.