ZZZ And ZZZZ Had Another Baby
Tobey Maguire and his wife thing, Jennifer Meyer, had one of those baby creatures yesterday in Los Angeles. Methinks they both fell asleep during labor, because even they aren't susceptible to their own boredom. But thankfully, they woke up again and managed to push out their second BABY!!!!! Their spokeswhore told People that they had a baby boy. But of course, we don't know the name yet.
Tobes and Jenny already have a 2-year-old daughter they call Ruby. Does this mean they are going to name their son Diamante? Or maybe Rhinestone? Or Dazzles? Yeah, I fucking wish. They are going to bring the bores with a name like Jacob, which is the number one baby name of 2008. AGAIN.
Jacob has held the top spot for boy names for ten years. Jacob is always keeping Michael down. The name Michael hasn't been on top since '98. Which is funny because that's the last time this Michael was on top too if I ain't being too subtle. Yes, I always have to go THERE!
Click here to see the top BABY NAMES!!! of '08.
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Barf Tobey's wife is even uglier than him. I bet their kids are super fugly. Toby definitely married Jen for her money. Me thinks they'll name the kid Ethan or Daniel. Its funny my grandpa was named Jacob. Didn't know Jacob was the #1 name is the good old USA.
These two give Ben & Jen a run for their money in the boring department.
Mrs. Maguire looks like Christina Aguilera's hubby. Same from the nose on down.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:51am.
Does anyone else find it bizarre that this vid about baby names is coming from the federal government??
Yes!! At great expense, no doubt. What doesn't the fed govt involve itself in now?
Does anyone else find it bizarre that this vid about baby names is coming from the federal government??
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Sugaroo ?
Elle
Ellie
Eleanore (was the name of my favorite aunt)
Maybe they'll name this kid something Irish to go with Maguire since Ruby goes with jewelry which is the wife's thing. Liam is very popular these days.
Good god! Jacob was my grandfather'w name and he was born in 189something!
Well, I hope they at least give her an NAME and not the name of a fruit or a superhero or an avenue in NYC!
If she comes from deep pockets, why does she charge so damn much
for her jewelry?? how much can it friggin cost to put a gold wishbone or
leaf on a gold chain??
If she isn't his beard, hats off for him for going with substance over looks...then again, it could be her deep pockets.
Personally, I've always found this kid BORING.
Toby should be thanking the 10-14 y.o. boys that follow Spiderman movies; if it weren't for the role of Peter Parker, Toby would have already been forgotten. On the other hand, the wifey comes from a very wealthy family.
Oh yeah...congrats on the kid.
Sugaroo- I'm guessing Eve.
Bow down bitches, for I am your cunty leader now!!!
They're so boring I didn't even know she was pregnant.
Zzzzzz is right. Strange looking girl but she is way better than Kirsten.
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she's a natural beauty..i'm just jelly, i've seen better pictures of her. :)
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She does resemble a young Bette Midler/LeeLee Sobieski hybrid.
Her nose is fine, and they actually look like a normal couple.
Congrats to them and their new spawn.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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She's no great beauty but I think she's a fairly attractive girl and her nose is fine. It sure as hell looks better than those copy/paste noses that so many women in Hollywood are sporting.
UGH, he was such a fucking cutie pie in Spiderman!
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Cannot believe that Jacob is the top name...but I like Jake. And I like Ruby. Anyhoo, hope #2 looks like him, not her.
him with her??? naaaaaaaaaaa and babies??? barfk. :)
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She looks like Paris Hilton in the face.
Jennifer's face reminds me of a young Bette Midler.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:37pm.
lmao@"the last real nose in Hollywood" !!
i haven't heard much about her, if she's a spoiled daddy's girl or perhaps someone with actual healthy self-esteem
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:35pm.
well, at least Jennifer Meyer never succombed to societal pressures to fix that fug nose...
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Ditto. I thought this story was about the last real nose in Hollywood.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
I get douche vibes from this guy.
Do you hear that, Toby? You give me the duchey-kucheys.
Now what might that be Toby? Hmmmm? Whhhhhhhhhhy?
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well, at least Jennifer Meyer never succombed to societal pressures to fix that fug nose...
her dad has power/bucks but she's pushing her luck
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:32pm.
hahaha. Ruby Sweetheart would be fun for a kid but just annoying later in life. I therefore am wishing they pick something even dumber for the new baby.
I can't imagine that "Jacob" ever falls off the Top 10, actually. Right up there with Matthew, Liam, and Joshua.
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"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Sheeps I can almost hear the conversations...
Someone: What's your midlle name?
Ruby: "sweetheart"
Someone: ok, Whats your middle name, sweetheart? Jeez you are annoying.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
LOL @ "pervy eyes"
Hey gals - time to start cleaning house. I think I have to clean a carpet today. The cat left me a gift in the spare bedroom where his litterbox was last night. It's only a tiny spot, but that shit needs to be steam cleaned ASAP or the dog will sniff it out and pee on top of it. MY FUCKING LIFE!
*looks around for the lil green sedagive pill*
See you smart bitches later!!
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Ruby's middle name is Sweetheart. Prolly not going to be a CPA or structural engineer.
Is it true that Rashida busted in on Toby and Ben having a little jerk session?
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Awesome site! Thanks DD. Who names a bird bushtit? Cute little chirp but I can't get bush and tits out of my head.
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Dude! I didn't even read anything on the page! LOL!
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Well of course my pervy eyes went right to bushtit!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:04pm.
DD, I think the hawks I see are red-tailed hawks. Whatever hawk is prevalent in the northern illinois area. I have cardinals and finches all over my feeders. I also empty cereal containers in the yard, my husband thinks I'm crazy, says the birds don't need shredded wheat crumbs, but I tell him to cram it in his cram hole. Even though we do have big ass raccoons coming through the yard. I know it might attract them but I can't help myself.
You're playing a dangerous game with that Raisin Bran. Does it make the birds crap more?
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Wow. I din't think cereal would be a problem...they all eat then go away. Funny about your DH. I once emptied a bag of cheetos or doritos for birds and this old assclown volunteer told me I shouldn't feed the birds.
I LOVE RACOONS.
What's bad about Raisin Bran?
I feel bad b/c we're going to move soon and the birds have gotten used to me feeding them.
We have coyotess here, too, which is why I'm always running the cat into the house. I have another cat/kitten that doesn't go out. HE looks like a racoon. Just now when I played some hawk calls he got all wild-eyed! hilarious.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:16pm.
maybe rich in perseverence.
hahahaha. I always worry that my obsessive Net forays are proof of that, but I don't repeat them, so... It's just compulsive behavior, I hope.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:07pm.
I like the name, it just brings me bad memories...
My sis midlle name is Silvina, and I do love my sis.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Have to post this because I am douchey that way:
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
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Awesome site! Thanks DD. Who names a bird bushtit? Cute little chirp but I can't get bush and tits out of my head.
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Dude! I didn't even read anything on the page! LOL!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:07pm.
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ah well, i can assure you i never was and will likely never be a rich anything. maybe rich in perseverence. Plus, I was in h.s. in l.a. in the Breakfast Club years. I'm guessing I'm a good 15-20 years older than ya.
So glad I changed my name. For awhile there, when I changed my name, there was some skeeziness on the 'net with that name and I was horrified that someone might think that was me. Not that people google me.... just sayin'
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Awesome site! Thanks DD. Who names a bird bushtit? Cute little chirp but I can't get bush and tits out of my head.
Submitted by freebird on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 12:01pm.
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I didn't know you could Google bird cries! I just heard a weird one this morning but no bird. lots of Ravens here, too. They are loud but I love them. LOVE birds. Hmm - hence freebird I guess.
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Yes!!! Just go to Google and keyword: "owl calls" or "raven calls"
try this one.
http://www.enature.com/birding/audio.asp
To answer other question - In Nick & Norah, Norah is pretty, but not super hot. This one guy who is her semi-boyfriend turns out to be a guy who's just using her cuz her dad is like this David Geffen type music producer. That's sort of on-topic. But then Norah meets dorky Nick and falls in love with him. Nick is also a musician but has no clue Norah's dad is a bazillionaire music guy. It's a cute movie. Lots of gay kids, too. Hilar.
My dad was in love with the one with the towel in the head. My daddy was a frisky guy! LOL.
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My enemy in Highschool name is Silvana! LOL, I was the cool kid, she was the Rich bitch
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
DD, I think the hawks I see are red-tailed hawks. Whatever hawk is prevalent in the northern illinois area. I have cardinals and finches all over my feeders. I also empty cereal containers in the yard, my husband thinks I'm crazy, says the birds don't need shredded wheat crumbs, but I tell him to cram it in his cram hole. Even though we do have big ass raccoons coming through the yard. I know it might attract them but I can't help myself.
You're playing a dangerous game with that Raisin Bran. Does it make the birds crap more?
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that's a BEAUTIFUL NAME stsu!!!
Thank you *blushes and smiles*,
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hey, i had an actress name, too - Italian - but it always got so mangled it became a life-long embarrassment to me.
It's like this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvana_Mangano
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Did you guys see Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist?
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No, I never have. why ?
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I didn't know you could Google bird cries! I just heard a weird one this morning but no bird. lots of Ravens here, too. They are loud but I love them. LOVE birds. Hmm - hence freebird I guess.
please disregard the typos. my keyboard is so fucked up and i haven't got the 1k to buy a new puter. not yet anyway. whatevs. whaat''sss a few extra or misissng charraaters anywya?
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It soon will be an Open Post, these two are that yawn-inducing.
I like the owl discussion. I see hawks in my backyard all the time because I have birdfeeders and once saw one ripping apart a bird.
*hums Circle of Life*
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COOL! I see lots of hawks - red tailed and HARRIS hawks mostly. A number of RAVENS, too! i'm a lil obsessed with them. They're a good luck thing to me.
I have to saay....every saturdaay i clean the house. Any chips or crunchy food/snacks that have gone un-eaten get put out under the tree in the front yard for any birds that wan to eat - usually Kestrels or Woodpeckers. Last Saturday I didn't do it, cuz there wasn't anything left over. The DH comes to me and says, "Uh....your birds are at the front door screeching for food" I was, like, "wha?" I went out and there was one a couple inches from the front screen door screaching his head off. I RAN to the kitchen and took a box of Raisin Bran and emptied it out under the tree. The Kestrel wasn't happy and kept screeching. It turns out the cat was hiding behind the rose bush. The Kestrel was trying to get her to leave so he and the other birdss (his family?) could eat SAFELY. I brought her in and about 6 birds are now happily eating. IT's SO SWEET. Until someone dies.
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that's a BEAUTIFUL NAME stsu!!!
Thank you *blushes and smiles*, my dad picked it for me, he liked a spanish actress named like that, and when he went to register me, he wa shungover and forgot the name my momma had told him (thank god for that)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!