Wino Got Booed!
The Crackie of the Caribbean's triumphant return to the stage ended last night in a storm of booooooos and hisssssses! Amy Wino's whores blamed it on the rain (that was fallin' fallin'), but the audience blamed it on her janky ass performance.
At last night's St. Lucia Jazz Festival, Wino fucked up the words to her own diddies, stumbled around, did a bunch of drunk ho stuff and that wasn't what the audience signed up for. They awarded her fuckery by jeering her ass. Wino fought back by giving them a couple of "fuck yous" before she lurched back to her crack nest.
Wino's whores didn't acknowledge the boos in this statement they gave to the Daily Mail: "Amy would like to express her disappointment that weather forced the abandonment of her show at the St Lucia Jazz Festival last night. Amy and the band tried to soldier on but the set had to be cut short. Amy is very disappointed as St Lucia has been wonderful to her and its people have welcomed her with open arms, but circumstances beyond anyone's control meant that this special show did not go as planned."
I'm a little disappointed in Wino too. Only because all she gave the audience was a weak ass "fuck you." Maybe Wino isn't ready for this shit yet, because the old ho would've hiked up her dress, straightened her crack hive, jumped into the audience and handled those haters. Bitch would've shanked, bit, stabbed, ate, punched, kicked, sliced, diced and decapitated any ho that got in her way. It would've been a massacre! That is the kind of entertainment we've come to expect from this crackie!
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I have always kind of liked Amy, but she should at least pull herself together enough for a show. She needs to hold onto as many fans as possible...Its only a couple of hours of sobriety!! Easier said then done, I am sure, but still cant she just do a little crack beforehand, so she can be coherent & save the rest for later? Her body looks so old! Like a frail 80 year old.I HATE those Ace bandage dresses...Make them go away!!
Wow! This should be in the next US magazine - Who wore that dress better? Amy Winehouse or Giada De Laurentiis on the December 2008 cover of Self magazine:
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Oh, Amy totally does it better. LOL!!!
I can't see Amy cleaning up. I hope she does and even though she seems cleaned up some, all the drug addicts i've seen in my life, and i've seen a lot and been there, i've never seen anyone as bad as her . I don't find it entertaining though I usually ignore posts on her cause she depresses me.
I agree, the timing was awful but love her music, love! "Big" and "The Gray Life" are fantastic.
Love Macy Gray, but I think the 9/11 was the reason for her falling off the charts. It did NOT help to have an album released the same week as THAT.
Her sophomore album was hot. Buy it, sluts!!
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Yep, and Macy Gray too. Gotta confess, I thought Amy would be gone in the death-pool of 2006 though.
I place Amy in that same category as Lauryn Hill:
They're both talented enough that it is worth waiting for them a decade to clean up their acts.
Love her or despise her, she is the real deal.
Britney on the other hand, can suck my balls long and hard!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Triston! So true... She DOES entertain; too bad it's so negatively.
Winehouse's job should be singing in a manner that people can understand what the hell she's saying....just sayin'. Bullchit with the moaning about her shitacular performance, people can read and watch the telly, caveat emptor, yo. As long as Winehouse keeps providing the WTF?, people will come. Some of us are tired of seeing a gifted and talented musican torpedo a rich and wonderful career, it's not haterade.
Amen, to Angel_i, F. Speely, stake_spike, and et. al. This woman has had impetigo (crack sores), numerous trips to ER (including crack lung), a few close calls with the law, and oh yeah, that marriage. Winehouse needs to lie the fuck down and write a tell-all. That shit would be more addictive than the crap she puts into her body.
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She is doing her job. SHe is entertianing people, maybe just not in the conventional way.
I love Amy Winehouse, and I bet the people that on her hate parade are the same ones that go to Britney Spears concerts and keep THAT bitch rolling in dough when she should be one of hte first ones to return to the swamp where she belongs!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:27am.
Yes, there's still hope. There's also a chance I'll be elected Supreme Ruler of Earth. I know I got your vote, now I just have to talk the other 6,699,999,998 people into it.
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Damn straight.
But, you don't nicely ask the people to be made Supreme Ruler of Earth. That kind of petitioning needs some School of Wino style techniques employed... grab em by the throat and headbutt them into submission. *sigh* Wino might even help, seeing as she doesn't look like she'll be doing anything else for a while yet.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:22am.
Yes, there's still hope. There's also a chance I'll be elected Supreme Ruler of Earth. I know I got your vote, now I just have to talk the other 6,699,999,998 people into it.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:13am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:09am.
I'm very very close to saying a tearful goodbye to all hopes I had that she'll get it together. Not ready to do it yet...
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And I still really, really believe that I'm going to win 300 million dollars playing the lottery. I like my odds better than yours.
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But there's still hope, right? Right?!?
Look, part of me knows its not gonna happen and part of me tells the other part to STFU. I just can't give up on her!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 12:09am.
I'm very very close to saying a tearful goodbye to all hopes I had that she'll get it together. Not ready to do it yet...
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And I still really, really believe that I'm going to win 300 million dollars playing the lottery. I like my odds better than yours.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm very very close to saying a tearful goodbye to all hopes I had that she'll get it together. Not ready to do it yet...
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TEAM WINO!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I love Amy...and I love her musicality - when she had it. And she's young...so I'll give her a "for her age" too...
Thing for me is - when someone can't do their job anymore, they should just get fired. I have a feeling she would have gotten better a lot faster if everyone fired her - her label, her fans, the media...
It's a slap in the face to the multitude of healthy, active performers that exist that we continue to follow this one broken down broad instead of seeing what's out there that's better.
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Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 11:17pm.
Mediocre would be about 5 steps above her crap.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I don't get why she became a star in the first place. I've heard the same stuff that made the critics pee in their pants in excitement and I thought it was mediocre at best.
What did these people honestly think was going to happen? I mean, c'mon??
I found a great site _______MeetRich.COM_______ . where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy
Booin' Wineho for actin' like a mess is kinda payin' a $3.00 hooker for doing a $1,000 call girl's job. AIN'T. GONNA. HAPPEN.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
For a skinny minny crackhead her legs have lots of muscle tone...I can't find this fucking bruise tho...nevamind - found it:)
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strange they covered her crazy skin burn on one leg but left that huge bruise intact on the other...
She needs to get rid of that crackhive, man. It's, like, full of bad karma, that thing.
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"Submitted by sexysure on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 7:48pm.
I was at this show and trust me it wasn't the rain or technical difficulties that were the problem. It did start raining heavily during her set but that affected my ass standing in the rain, not the stage. And the band that came on after Amy's set played for 2 hours no problem.
When Amy first came on she looked like she had it together and i thought that she was gonna be fine but it went downhill quickly from there.
Underwear flashing, mumbling words, weird stage antics. I was actually quite amused that the band kept on playing like nobody's business through all her taking off her shoes then putting them back on, going off stage then coming back on, whatever.
She got through a fair amount of songs so it wasn't a complete disaster and i know her stuff so i sang along while the bad played. I didn't boo her and she did get some cheers, but other people were pissed!!"
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I watched the YouTube (thanx) of it and more people were laughing at her than anything else, because she *was* bringing the WTF. I'd be pissed too; I like to sing along WITH Amy, not slur or skip lyrics with her.
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Say what you will about her, there's a large part of me that would love her life! (minus blake)
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I was at this show and trust me it wasn't the rain or technical difficulties that were the problem. It did start raining heavily during her set but that affected my ass standing in the rain, not the stage. And the band that came on after Amy's set played for 2 hours no problem.
When Amy first came on she looked like she had it together and i thought that she was gonna be fine but it went downhill quickly from there.
Underwear flashing, mumbling words, weird stage antics. I was actually quite amused that the band kept on playing like nobody's business through all her taking off her shoes then putting them back on, going off stage then coming back on, whatever.
She got through a fair amount of songs so it wasn't a complete disaster and i know her stuff so i sang along while the bad played. I didn't boo her and she did get some cheers, but other people were pissed!!
Amy OWNS her shit. She's my hero. I love how she just plopped her ratty beehive on top of her big jew fro. Effortless beauty.
The crowd was pissed they wasted thier money on a crackie who stumbled around like a fool. Good for them.
WOW. I just watched the 'Massacre' link.
Um..........wow.
It's like she was reading my thoughts.
I think "Come in Mothrefucker" is my new greeting.
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Dayum.....girl does not look good...
I will admit i know every lyric to her last album and i dressed as her for Halloween a few years ago. It's better that you know thst now.
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I was an early fan of Amy and bought her "Frank" CD back in 2004, when very few fans in Canada knew about her. She seemed different and yet real. Now I find her tortured diva schtick to be absolutely tiring. Five Grammies, massive crossover success, global platinum records and for the last year all she has seemingly produced is drama.
I know it sells tabloids back home in Blighty, but, like it or not, so do pics of CaCa acting the fool or Jodie Marsh trying too hard not look like she's trying too hard. Tabloid press may give fame, but it doesn't guarantee public respect.
She needs to shit or literally get off the pot, blow, banana leaves or whatever her crutch du jour is. Success is a fleeting thing and while she may be more talented than the Duffys, Adeles, Pixie Lotts and Gabriella Cilmis she helped spawn, at this rate the students will outlive their teacher.
I just don't think she's something to see anymore. If I had a chance to see her I'd pass. I liked her old body better. She was sexy. Now it sounds like she might be too drunk to give a half-decent show.
She no look so good.
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 4:50pm.
WOW! Thanks for posting that. Shaheen is adorable, and what a voice!
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Speaking of um, talent. I often catch the odd episode of "Britain's Got Talent" on Youtube.
Recently, a 12 year old boy started to sing a rendition of the Amy Winehouse cover of "Valerie". Even though the audience was clapping away, Simon Cowell stopped him during the first verse and told him to sing something else. So he belted out a vintage Michael Jackson song and blew everyone away.
He makes Amy Winehorse look like she has the talent of a used dishrag.
Britain's got talent ~ Shaheen Jafargholi
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I watched part of the first video. How does one get such a runny nose in St. Lucia? Must be allergies. Yeah, that's it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 1:04pm.
That's a nasty bruise on her right thigh.
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I think that's where she got burned.
That was the other leg.
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Dammit Amy. :(
This 6-month vacation/moving-in fuckery was supposed to make a better person out of her. Then we get the stories about smoking dried banana peels, passing out in front of kids, STILL drinking and not eating...FUCKERY.
Is she ever going to have a BBC/"Live in London" DVD type of performance ever again or am I just going to have to enjoy what she put forth for a couple years before it all went to shit?
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Yes she's a crackhead, but the people that wish she would just die already are fucked up. May karma come and fuck you all up the ass HARD.
Oooops! Someone beat me to the punch (with the vids)!
Regardless, it's a goddamned shame that Winehouse craps on her fans, like this. Yeah, her career is SO over, unless her zombie-like fans keep supporting this bullchit.
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I think maybe the 'interestingness' of Amy's screwed-up life has "jumped the shark."
I don't even hate her anymore. Now I just think she's boring.
You'd think her PR people would feel really stupid, having to come up with bullshit excuses for Amy's behavior again and again and again when EVERYBODY knows Amy does these things because she's a crackhead.
Amy is surrounded by enablers, well-wishers, yes-men and plain old useless leeches that won't give her the help she needs. The girl needs therapy in a bad way...
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 2:06pm.
I'm sorry, but poor Amy, my ass! She's had numerous wake-up calls, lost most if not all of her credibility in the music world, & she still does whatever the fuck she wants. It's selfish & a waste. I guess her rock bottom will be death. Can't come soon enough for me.
yep, can't argue with that... or have said it better
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I'm sorry, but poor Amy, my ass! She's had numerous wake-up calls, lost most if not all of her credibility in the music world, & she still does whatever the fuck she wants. It's selfish & a waste. I guess her rock bottom will be death. Can't come soon enough for me.
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send her back to london or leave her there and let her kill herself like she wants to...get it over with already
She's so thin, poor Amy... Won't somebody help her...
the sad thing is, this bitch actually has a talent. And she's throwing all that shit away. She should just write a tell all and retire.
I count six toes! The pictures with her shoes off seem like she has 6 toes!
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