Saturday, May 9th 2009
Confucius Say.....Bitch Is Dumb!
And you thought Miss California and Miss Teen South Carolina brought the dumbs? Well, this profound ho right here has trumped their asses! Giosue Cozzarelli, a contestant in Miss Panama 2009, gave the hottest answer ever when asked about her thoughts on a Confucius quote.
If I was her, I would've just shimmied my chichis and thrust my crotch to take the focus off my WTF answer.
Bitch still should have won for her accidental comedy skills alone.
VIA Jezebel
• 
Oh my gosh! I'm so embarrassed! I actually grew up there! I swear the average Panamanian is way smarter than that...I swear!!!
LOL!
*************************************
Waiting for Britney's next meltdown...
Submitted by delirious on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 6:36pm.
This is the stupidest thing I have heard in... well.. EVER! lol
I can't believe that women (and today's world with its political correctness shit) still allow beauty contests to take place... I would be offended if I were a woman.
____________________________
in all seriousness there are so many things in this world that women should and are offended by this is BUT a drop in the ocean.
No she did NOT just say all that!?!
It's Penny Cruz!
¿qué en infierno
This is the stupidest thing I have heard in... well.. EVER! lol
I can't believe that women (and today's world with its political correctness shit) still allow beauty contests to take place... I would be offended if I were a woman. They should cut the "intellectual part" and just check their teeth like they do when selling mules...
And what bogs my mind even more is that in Latin America this is what women aspire to be... I have visited several countries there and their female heroes are the plastic-surgery-shaped models and beauty pageants (with similar IQ's as this one...or at least not much higher...). You can't find a woman there not traumatized by the pressure of looking and acting like these hot dumbasses... It's very sad... No wonder why the countries, so rich in natural resources, don't progress..
Submitted by Mawy on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 8:32am.
USUALLY, but not always, bitches are either smart OR beautiful. its rare to find both, and the hoes at these beauty pageants are very obviously the latter.
*********************************
I don't think that's true, actually...I think there are many beautiful woman who are also smart - they just wouldn't want to be lumped in with these dimwits.
♥ ThreadKilla!
TwitterWhore
TwitterWhore2
heheheh she looks like Penelope Cruz..well, and apparently she can talk, so she will marry a stupid rich guy and will live happily ever after
Instead of the question and answer segment in beauty pagents, the presenter should just stick a mirror under the contestants nose, check to see if she is breathing and move on to the swimsuit competition.
haha...you can't even blame nervousness on the shit that's coming out of her
what? i hope she won a prize...
_____________________________________________
Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
where can you find the millionaire? now many single have accounts on ___ClassyMingle.com.____ .it's a big millionaire and celebrities dating site. it's a big chance to meet your classy lover in your life time.so if you are single, what are you waiting for..
damn, stupid as hell yet confident!
i love how she's so confident in her answers. beauty pageants are the dumbest thing ever. this is the year 2009, not 1950. down with beauty pageants! USUALLY, but not always, bitches are either smart OR beautiful. its rare to find both, and the hoes at these beauty pageants are very obviously the latter.
------------------------------------------------
Use goodsearch instead of google. Each time you search, you can donate money to your favorite charity without having to spend any money yourself! Spread the word.
Funnier in Spanish I think, but nonetheless LMAO !!
She sounded like a 5 year old giving an answer.
--------------------------------------------
"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Con comes from condom and fuse as in electrics.....so its dick-blown , i could be wrong but i don't care .
Whatta scatty chick...mmmm scat and chick...bbl.
*********************************************
* Slurping Fantasias Toad Hooves *
I'm so cornfused!
************************************************************
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Lots of new shit at link below. And happy Mother's day mother sluts.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Come talk some smack about some Blind Items http://blindsmack.wordpress.com/
Confusion comes from the latin verb confundere which means to pour together or to con-fuse. Con means with and fuse.....you get it ;)
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 6:29am.
I was so in awe of her stupidity that I did not even laugh.
Anyone else the same?
***************************************
Yeah. I, I had to watch again just to be sure it wasn't a trick........Just, just.....awesome!
_________________________________________________
"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
I was so in awe of her stupidity that I did not even laugh.
Anyone else the same?
***************************************
The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
*sharpens claws*
*claws out of coop*
CAW
CAW
*eats own gizzards*
I think people are just acting overly stupid so they get the extra pr...seems to work.
**************************************************
Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
is anyone awake? my lung hurts
*love sarah palin*
she's not smart, but she super cute
cuter than miss california
www.thatshideous.com
mhm. maybe it would be impressive what will come out when asking gays. i bet they know it all!
I think I'm in love.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 11:40pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 11:38pm.
She can also smell with her feet.
**********
No wonder she's so cuntfused! Who can smell and think at the same time. Speaking of feet:
Confusius say broad who runs in front of car will soon get tyred.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 11:38pm.
She can also smell with her feet.
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by z-listed on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:58pm.
So did she win?
Most beauty contests are looking for the cutest broad who can think on her feet and give an answer. It doesn't have to be the RIGHT answer.
...........
She won 'Cutest broad who can think with her feet'.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Confucius say... what a hottie!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 11:07pm.
Women, can't live with em.........
that's it, can't live with em.
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
He was one of the Chinese Japanese....lol, that never gets old.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:47pm.
I heard that you were totally unfamiliar with the term "gag reflex". The wedding's off!
******************************************
Oh, now Teamie..Don't be like that...Come over and let's have your...er...I mean our last supper together...I made fava beans...Bottle of Chianti (unlike you) will be breathing...What? What? Where are you going????
Men! Can't live with them, can't eviscerate, grill and serve them for dinner with some lovely al dente beans and some classic Italian wine....
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think this ho's answer heralds the beginning of the Apocalypse.
Seriously, what a dumbass!
@angel_i....of course, I would recognize those teatahs anywhere.
So did she win?
Most beauty contests are looking for the cutest broad who can think on her feet and give an answer. It doesn't have to be the RIGHT answer.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:48pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:39pm.
******************************
Twitter...what name or look me up Sluttsville
************************************
I sent a request:) It totally forces you to follow a bunch of strangers when you sign up. Well, except Denise Richards - I know her. We're like this!: I................................I - that's how close we are!
♥ ThreadKilla!
TwitterWhore
TwitterWhore2
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:47pm.
I heard that you were totally unfamiliar with the term "gag reflex". The wedding's off!
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
"Puta pendeja" doesn't being to do justice to this babosa.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:39pm.
******************************
Twitter...what name or look me up Sluttsville
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:31pm.
You are not supposed to ask pretty people questions. They don't know the answers, they're not supposed to. They're supposed to just stand up there and let us look at them, they're not supposed to know shit!
*******************************************
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOO!
Stand back bitches, Frito in da house!
And yeah, I totally agree wichu 'bout purties...that's why my purty ass gonna let y'all look at me and I ain't sayin' nothin'.....
What? What? I'm impossibly gorgeous! I've been told as much...just not in those particular words...I mean I know there were the words "impossible" and (totally not) "gorgeous"...oh and something about some sort of "gag reflex" put in a sentence said about me somewhere, so you do the math...*striking pose*....HWAT,no?
**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:26pm.
***********************************************
Hahahahahaha....of course you should send it to her in a congratulatory message...hahahaha...if I could see her when she opens the message.
************************************
Done! In other off-topic news:
I tweet! I twit! I tweetly twitter by!
Doodoolidoodoo DooDooDOO!
angel_i, of course:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
"So, I'm sorry - but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours: it's not our fault," she said...That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears!~Chris Rock
Submitted by FritoDorito on Sat, 05/09/2009 - 10:31pm.
You are not supposed to ask pretty people questions. They don't know the answers, they're not supposed to. They're supposed to just stand up there and let us look at them, they're not supposed to know shit!
*******************************************
So THAT'S why you wouldn't give me your number!
Hi Frito!!!!!
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Happy Mastodon
Happy mastodon
Happy mastodon