Hot Slut Of The Day!
MOTHER'S CIRCUS ANIMAL COOKIES!!!!! - In honor of Mother's Day, I felt it was a perfect time to honor one of the world's greatest treasures (AGREE WITH ME OR ELSE)! It's been a long and horrific 7 months without them, but they are back in their original packaging!
It all started back in October of 2008, when Mother's announced that the evil doer that is THE ECONOMY killed their spirit and their circus animals. THE ECONOMY is an animal killer. Peta, get on that! Anyway, the company shut down. Two months later, Kellogg's bought Mother's and all their recipes. The world was beautiful again...or was it?. Two months after that, Kellogg's started selling Circus Animal Cookies under the Keebler label and the new packaging made my soul WEEP. Well, someone at Kellogg's got butt fucked with some sense and replaced the new packaging with the original! It's like Mother's never evah left! So this Mother's Day, celebrate their triumphant return by running down to Food 4 Less (or wherever you buy food shit) to pick up the new/old bag of Frosted Circus Animal Cookies. Then crush that sugary deliciousness down and do a few lines with your mommy. That is really the only way to spend Mommy's Day.
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legal Crack for the masses ... I'm so happy
aw, yay
happy day for MK :)
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Submitted by z-listed on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:51pm.
How can you eat these, MK? MY kids ask for them and I gave in once. They leave a coating like Crisco on the roof of your mouth! YUCK!
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Somebody's getting banned tomorrow...;-)
How can you eat these, MK? MY kids ask for them and I gave in once. They leave a coating like Crisco on the roof of your mouth! YUCK!
I don't know if they still do it or not, but I remember when they would smash them up and put them in ice cream. I've just never been a fan.
MK seriously loves these fucking cookies.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
I have eaten myself sick on circus animal cookies. And I'd do it again, even after a night of drinking and barfing. They really are that good.
Damn, now I want some! They really are the food of the devil.
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Vagina: apparently it is a clown car.
Mmmm. Samoas.
I once got food poisoning after eating alot of count chocula
and frankenberry...believe me what comes out is weird...
you can thank your lucky charms for that one
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gimme a gdamn girlscout peanutbutter sandwich cookie any day of
the week
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Submitted by TobiasFunke on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:13am.
they turn your shit green. But that's very trendy these days.
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....it's the new "black"
Sugaroo:
I have never heard of these cookies. They look gross.
Have I just blasphemed?
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YES YOU HAVE!!!!
Submitted by BigToe on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:56am.
My family had a basset hound who was obsessed with these cookies. Since we knew they weren't good for her she only got them as an occassional treat. She was diagnosed with cancer and heart failure and the vet gave her about 3 months to live, so we pretty much let her have these cookies whenever she wanted, however many she wanted - and she lived another TWO YEARS! Thank you Mothers!
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IT'S A FRIKKEN MOTHER'S DAY MIRACLE!!!!!
Happy Mother's Day to the cookies.....and to all the Cookies HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!! Hope your kids are treating you right and not cutting you and snorting you ...that is just nasty
I wish I could say I like them but I don't. Glad tho that they are back to please those who do likey-like! :)
I think the person who changed the packaging of this mess is a dlistedloonie. They did it all for you Micheal K!!! Yay!!!
@Mr. President:
GO SEE A DOCTOR!
A public service announcement from Mothers everywhere.
Hope you feel better soon, luv.
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Happy Mother's Day all you Mothers!
Happy Mother's Day to all the Dlisted moms (MILFs) out there. My mother's day gift to mom is not giving her the pig flu. At least it feels like pig flu. Going back to sleep now.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
so happy to see they are back.
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I'm too devastated by the Susan Boyle win to even be happy that Mother's is back.
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My family had a basset hound who was obsessed with these cookies. Since we knew they weren't good for her she only got them as an occassional treat. She was diagnosed with cancer and heart failure and the vet gave her about 3 months to live, so we pretty much let her have these cookies whenever she wanted, however many she wanted - and she lived another TWO YEARS! Thank you Mothers!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:34am.
The only thing Susan Boiled Potatoes is taking over is a buffet line!
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Her eyebrows alone are gods!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:31am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:23am.
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SB is taking over the world one person at a time. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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The only thing Susan Boiled Potatoes is taking over is a buffet line!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:23am.
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SB is taking over the world one person at a time. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
I have never heard of these cookies. They look gross.
Have I just blasphemed?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:22am.
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Happy Mother's Day to me and all you Dlisters who are moms!
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:04am.
Way better than Susan Boyle as Hot Slut! Still smarting over the fact she was April's HSOM!
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Get over it, beesh! SB rocks!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Ta for the apology devilgirlcatlover . :o)
Felix Crane for HSOETERNITY. !
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* Slurping Fantasias Toad Hooves *
"Well, someone at Kellogg's got butt fucked with some sense and replaced the new packaging with the original! It's like Mother's never evah left!"
And so all was well in Dlisted-land once again and sanity was restored.
On behalf of everything that is good and decent in this world, thank you buttfucker....thank you.
fuck kellogs
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 9:09am.
I second thaT devilgirl.
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Thank you! I will never get over that! And if she wins Hot Slut for 2009 I will ........ well I don't know what I'll do, but I'll do something!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
they turn your shit green. But that's very trendy these days.
Sorry ELB!!!!!!!! I wasn't even thinking! My bad! Next post is all yours! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I second thaT devilgirl.
Damn you devilgirl , coulda been first again! Well...
SECOOOOOOONNNNDDDDDD!!
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* Slurping Fantasias Toad Hooves *
Happy Mothers Animal Circus Day!
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* Slurping Fantasias Toad Hooves *
Way better than Susan Boyle as Hot Slut! Still smarting over the fact she was April's HSOM!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............