Sunday, May 10th 2009
Happy Mama Je'e's Day!
Justin Timberlake should really just become a full-time ho on SNL, because that's the only time I can stand his annoying ass. That is his calling right there. Last night, JT hosted and presented the sequel to Dick In A Box called Mother Lover. This song can also be called Shia's Anthem.
And this time, Justin and Andy Samberg brought Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson with them. That's what did it for me. Patricia caressing herself with a daisy? I can't.
Happy Muthah's Day. Let's NOT celebrate by fucking each other's mother's. Maybe next year.
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Uhh, I wanted to laugh but that was just so uncomfortable and nasty.
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oh my holy crap that was hilarious
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Justin Timberflake has one huge ego. He thinks he's a comedian and he is so unfunny, it's amazing. "SNL", "The Love Guru", etc. it's just sad.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:13pm.
Vista? Vista Fista i say.
Namaste and gooooo luck! heehee.
If I were you I'd reformat and install winxp or linux.
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Hi tits, nice to see you. Did you get my message?
yep, just got a new Viao, beautiful looking machine and so fast... but I got to say, it got Vista and I am having some troubles but so far, (knocking on the fake wood of my ikea desk) it is working. Hate microsoft.
oh AND you are right, got the old puter here\\\\, the old viao has barely worked but it works and am not still loving the fast vista " you need to buy a new program for vista" puter_
Nice to see you all but my old East Coast ass must go to sleep to make it to work tomorrow,_ Namaste mofos!
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Vany got a new computer? Oh thank dog! It was painful... PAINFUL reading about your old viao! Are you keeping it as a 'just in case' computer or did you send it off in style (dropped from a height into salt water)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:42pm.
not a big fan of Justin, outside of this SNL thing, even though I used to love certain boy band he was in. I was in my 20s, what can
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vany, hahahahahaha
I have had a crush on Timberlake since his "Justified" CD. I just find him to be very sexy. I can't help it!
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_Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:38pm.
VANYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
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PSL, missed yo' ass... I got a new computer, it is a bit fast for me at this point....well, maybe it ain't fast and am slow. Don't comment.... LOL.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:35pm
Yeah, nice to see you too, sorry I did not read the comments, but on the uptake, for who may care, I got a new puter so I am back.
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VANYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
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-HB 5/5/09
Hi, vany! Good to see you!
ONT: um...yeah - I've been talking about this all day so...um...
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Remember the open post list of celeb's we'd do? I never made a list b/c I really couldnt think of anyone male... that is until I remembered Andy Sandburg...
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Hello Psl and angel -I, nothing to say on topic, love you bitches....
wait on topic, I do hate Justin Timberlake and usually hate SNL, but this is funny....____________________________________________
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angel, he probably is a douche, but he can sing, dance and do comedy!
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@PSL: I think he's really talented too. I think he was on the douche train but, you know, we all make mistakes...it seems to me he's figuring shit out. I still can't look at his tour clips, tho, cuz he really DRIPS douchiness when he's on stage like that.
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I think Justin is hilarious when he is on SNL. Great comedic timing, and delivery. I think that guy is so talented.
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
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Justin Timberlake should really just become a full-time ho on SNL,
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Yep, I said the same thing here just the other day, he should forget singing and go into comedy, he's very good.
And Susan S. and Patricia C. are really great sports to do this! funny.....
DiaB was better. Patricia Clarkson was probably the best bit. She's so WASP-y you wouldn't expect it.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by WTFever on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 1:56pm.
this blog used to be pretty good. way to blow it. you're trying too goddamn hard, prick. you are more annoying than perez, and that is saying something.
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Move along, Junior. Sesame Street is on, and Mommy needs to change your diaper.
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WAY better than Dick in a Box. Way to go Samberg - cuz you know JT ain't that funny. He did a great job with this though. Loved it!
Funny you should say that MK, I said the same thing to my sister this morning about how much I can't stand the twat, but love him on SNL. Like minds ...
rkingston> Yeah, that's great except for the PORN on the page. Thanks, dude. Ugh.
Submitted by WTFever on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 1:56pm.
this blog used to be pretty good. way to blow it. you're trying too goddamn hard, prick. you are more annoying than perez, and that is saying something.
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Move along, Junior. Sesame Street is on, and Mommy needs to change your diaper.
I love Justin, I'm not ashamed to admit it. :p
And that was some funny shit, right there. He's just a funny guy, in general. I was pretty much giggling the entire episode.
Oh and Susan Sarandon is smokin' hott.
wtfever> Wow, who peed in your corn flakes this morning? No-one's forcing you to read OR comment.
this blog used to be pretty good. way to blow it. you're trying too goddamn hard, prick. you are more annoying than perez, and that is saying something.
Eh it was so-so. But then again I wasn't fond of "Dick in a box" either.
Timberlake WIN on SNL is win!
That ish was great...and it should be Shia's Anthem. He's the biggest mother lover I've seen lately.
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LOL, MK, that's EXACTLY what I was thinking too. the ONLY time i can stand his ass is in SNL, infact that's the ONLY time i can watch SNL in full when justin is there.
I can say with a striaght-face when someone ask me again "what exactly is justin's talent?"
"SNL"
they should employ justin FULL time at SNL so he can focus on that shit and leave us alone with his "NO-SINGING-NO-DANCING" ass.
SnlMotherLover.com has a bunch of diff versions of this vid plus older related vids. So funny!!
That was about as funny as a miscarriage on mother's day.
dick in the box sucks. JT sucks. Like paul mooney says 'he'll sing in dance with a ***** but he won't go to jail with one'
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am i the only one who found dick in a box(1and 2) NOT funny at all. his omelet piece from 2004 was much funnier.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:56am.
Cute! Why were you in the veggie aisle, anyways? Nothing yummy there.
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Cucumbers...doesn't every female keep a cucumber or two on hand.
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AND HUGH JACKMAN IS NOT GAY!!!
this little ditty was amusing, but jt leave me dry...
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:39am.
Almost a Mother's Day story (short by 1 day).
Cute! Why were you in the veggie aisle, anyways? Nothing yummy there.
I have it on solid authority from some of your good friends that HJ is NOT, in fact, gay. A lot of straight men like musicals: Gene Kelly, Rock Hudson, Zac Efron.... Point made, I think.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:30am.
Well I''ve been going through a dry spell so I am jealous of anyone's being hit on stories :)
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
So fucking funny- the skit about the Plastic Surgery killed me too!
"my mediocre face, my mediocre face- take it down to Plasticville"
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
my hubby LOVES susan sarandon - he thinks he sees her at every award show winning an oscar or something. teehee.
Almost a Mother's Day story (short by 1 day). Yesterday, I was at the market with my 6 y.o. and as we're strolling down the veggie aisle without any warning, she kicks her leg up high and begins singing a musical at the top of her lungs. Her actions startled me, and I was getting preparing to scold her, I thought "I bet Hugh Jackman's mother has experienced this".....then 5 seconds later "and his wife too".
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What if the male/female roles were reversed and it was Kristen Wiig and Amy Poehler sexing up some old actors? THAT would be unfunny. Because it isn't any way out of the norm or unexpected. And what the hell is "wrong" with middle aged women having some fun? Once you become someone's mother you're no longer able to be sexy? Gah!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:22am.
That was hysterical. JT should join SNL..I actually laughed out loud last night.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:16am.
Sounds like you don't have it too bad :)
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Well, I must admit it puts a little kick in my step on most days...but the lack of sincerity...; that scoreboard they carry around is a little off-putting - it helps me understand what HS was supposed to be preparing me for tho, that's fersure;p
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That was hysterical. JT should join SNL..I actually laughed out loud last night.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:16am.
Sounds like you don't have it too bad :)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:15am.
I'll add that it makes me laugh even more becuz since the onslaught of MILFism, I get picked up by more boys that really have no business tryna get with me in the first place.
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But that's what makes that duo funny to me because we all know boys like that, plus I don't have mommy issues. *gettin prepared for an onslaught of STFUs*
Thanks, Sluttsville!
Didn't they say something like " I'll be your step-father AND your brother" LOL! So silly!
I'll add that it makes me laugh even more becuz since the onslaught of MILFism, I get picked up by more boys that really have no business tryna get with me in the first place than I know what do do with -I mean, too much eyerolling gives me a headache, you know?...I would like to show them this video so they can see how ridic they all look:)
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That was some funny shit. "I'll never use a rubber" - LOL!
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@angel_i....I watched it last night and thought it was funny...."It would be an honor to be your step-father" or "something your mother, I would never use a rubber" hahahahahahaha.