More Nekkid Celebwhores To Come?
When pictures of both Cassie and Alien Princess RiRi with their decorated chichi balls out hit the internets, many whores (including this one) figured they put that shit out themselves or a certain rabid animal was behind it (*cough*Chris*Brown*cough*). But Miss Info says this isn't so! According to her, the hacker who snatched the puss has had these pictures since last year. And there's more where that came from.
Apparently, the hacker has more pictures of RiRi (with Chris Brown) and Cassie with someone else. Allegedly, the hacker also has nekkid ass flicks of JLo, Jamie Foxx and Christina Milian in his archive. Those are the last three people on Earth I want to see with their private business out. Well, I wouldn't mine seeing Jamie's fox tail, but NOT his fox hole. I don't need to know him like that.
I also hope those nudie JLo pics are from 2005 or before, because nobody needs to know what her bare chichichangas look like today.
When are these fucktardians going to learn that when you take pictures of your fuck parts and send them around, it's only a matter of time before the world sees it and starts ridiculing you for your giant nipples or lop-sided vag lips. Or whatever.
I wonder if this mysterious hacker does requests? Because my request is to never leak pictures of Mah Boo Anderson Cooper, Prince Hot Ginge or Carrot Top! As much as my peen begs for this, I don't think my no-no would come out alive. It would shake, rattle and POP. My no-no is the most important part of my life. It's the reason I get up in the morning and without it, I would be LOST. Okay, I lie. Bring on Mah Boo's chrome pole!
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Really disappointed to find out Jamie Fox sings 'Blame It'..I like that song!...and dont like him :(
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 7:40pm.
You know all you whores waitin' for that Mickey Rooney sex tape...Don't front....Wait, is it Andy Rooney or Mickey Rooney you whores wanna see go at it all nekkid like? Either way...you know you whores loves summadat...Don't lie...HWAT PEPAW SEXAAY!
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Mickey ROURKE you hairball. ROURKE.
I still have the pic of you flashing him with all seven (7) nips - now do you remember?
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Cool - I din't even get a WTF? for that;p
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You know all you whores waitin' for that Mickey Rooney sex tape...Don't front....Wait, is it Andy Rooney or Mickey Rooney you whores wanna see go at it all nekkid like? Either way...you know you whores loves summadat...Don't lie...HWAT PEPAW SEXAAY!
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you wouldnt be able to see JLo's arse big as it is -her ego would get in the way.....
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When are these people going to realize that sooner or later, EVERYONE is going to see their naked pics? (although I totally think Cassie wanted hers to be seen...it's not like she's relevant.) So, you know, Johnny Depp, whenever you want to "accidentally" release some naked times pics of yourself, give me a call. :)
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EL B, I left for the beach, otherwise I would have answered you!
I will be a full on badass, able to stop any kick of yours! :)
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Here Obama's sex tape!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZedQYcGOYkw
I'm with Bellaella.
I sense that in the future...we'll all be naked....
under our clothes
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I have never understood people who take naked/nasties photos/videos/camera phone etc of themselves and then hollar and cry and scream when it becomes public one way or another. WTF.
Just know that if you take it, it WILL become public and everyone including your parents and enemies will see it.
So just use this as a criteria next time you think/get persuaded into showing your no-nos.
Never, EVER make a home movie or take nekkid pics UNLESS the person you're with/taking pics/making a home movie with, etc... is going to die asap.
Grim and terrible I know, but sadly, people can't be trusted to keep private matters "private".
Submitted by MrsBova on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:39am.
Sue him.
I am NOT kidding.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
God Knows, I don't want to look at Foxx's Bugs Bunny fugly, "Idol" ass-kissing mouth, so I'll be happy to scan the dick shots.
Submitted by MrsBova on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:39am.
What's the link? I mean, sorry!
Well, I must say that my ex filmed us making love together without my knowledge and now half my coworkers have seen me naked because he stored it on one of his 'protected' harddrives and the new IT guys hacked into it.
I just feel like telling someone who cant see it :?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:18am.
DiamongDawg- a dojo means "training hall"- where I take Karate. I am studying to be an Instructor, and help run the Dojo. :)
Yes, but would you be able to stop one of my legendary roundhouse kicks to the solar plexus ? Huh ? Huh ? Thought so !
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ELB...Take that firrrrst crap over to Perez, we don't roll that way.
hahahahah mike.....nope! I get to wear pajamas to work, no pantyhose for me! Fuck that!
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
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I wanna see JLos cooter NOW!
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ELB...Take that firrrrst crap over to Perez, we don't roll that way.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:18am.
DiamongDawg- a dojo means "training hall"- where I take Karate. I am studying to be an Instructor, and help run the Dojo. :)
LOL, I first saw it capitalized and assumed it was an acronym for Department of Justice something.
DiamongDawg- a dojo means "training hall"- where I take Karate. I am studying to be an Instructor, and help run the Dojo. :)
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:10am.
I DO have some exciting baby-related news of my own. Last night one of my best friends named one of his sons (twins) for my dearly-departed late dog! Seriously!
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Aw! So sweet! My friend had her baby last night too. She din't name it after my dog:(
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what a dolt am i! being OT is so passe!
CONGRATS NEW or old or almost MOMS!
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so what. we've seen most celebs fully or 90% nekkid anyway. queen elizabth might be a curiousity.
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:10am.
I DO have some exciting baby-related news of my own. Last night one of my best friends named one of his sons (twins) for my dearly-departed late dog! Seriously!
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Jake?
What's "Dojo"? Congratulations anyway!!
I DO have some exciting baby-related news of my own. Last night one of my best friends named one of his sons (twins) for my dearly-departed late dog! Seriously!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:01am.
Someone alert me when there are nude pics of Jack Black, Rosie O`Donnell, and Star Jones.
Now THAT is where its at!
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LoL. Add Danny DeVito!!
I`m having requests for my sperm, sluts.
But so far, no chirrenz on the HOrizon!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 11:05am.
Oh, congrats! That beats a baby in my book any day.
@mike: you and i both know there are already nekkid pics of susan boyle and her eyebrows waiting to be released on the interwebs...
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ok Slutts...
mike, I was offered a Full time job at my Dojo! I am making a career change- giving notice at my job tomorrow! I am so excited!
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
This "hacker" thing is BULLSHIT. Someone had access to these sluts computers and phones and just took the data. That's not hacking, its stealing.
Is the hacker their PR department? With the exception of Jamie Foxx, none of these starlets have careers anymore. Coinky dink?
Someone alert me when there are nude pics of Jack Black, Rosie O`Donnell, and Star Jones.
Now THAT is where its at!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:55am.
Slutts!!! Thanks!!! I am on Yahoo, if you want to chat!
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I can't because I'm heading out to pick up patio furniture, but send me an email and let me know if you can chat this evening. To not ruffle the feathers of the OT police....send me an email with nude pics, I won't leak them, I promise.
@ Mike......PSL states that she was nowhere near Hekki 9 months ago, and she refuses to pay child support.
BTW, anyone heard from ChefCami this morn?
We have three regular posters who are VERY preggy, who popped?
Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:56am.
couldn't the hacker atleast release some pictures of people i want to see nekkid...my stomach is churning at the thought of jlo and jamie foxx pictures floating on the interwebs...
Next up is Susan Boyle.
couldn't the hacker atleast release some pictures of people i want to see nekkid...my stomach is churning at the thought of jlo and jamie foxx pictures floating on the interwebs...
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Slutts!!! Thanks!!! I am on Yahoo, if you want to chat!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:52am.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:50am.
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CONGRATS!!! I read your good news last night.
Both she AND Hekki had a baby?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:50am.
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CONGRATS!!! I read your good news last night.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 05/10/2009 - 10:43am.
Once it gets hacked, your crack is gon' be OUT there!
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You could write an wise saying:
Once it get hacked, everyone sees your crack.
A hacker may have gotten those other folks photos but Chris Brown's paws are all over the Rhianna release. I'm guessing he wanted her to do a public reconciliation with him to help his career and she wasn't into it so he decided to try to take her down with him. I don't think there will be any long term damage to her for the pics, if anything they may help her crossover to more adult sucky music.
Topanga, we do? lol
I have never taken naked pics of myself when bored.... :)
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"dumb bitches should stick to giving hummers rather than driving them"
-HB 5/5/09
Do NOT take pictures on your cell phones!
Once it gets hacked, your crack is gon' be OUT there!
Take Polaroids!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
The "Can you hear me now" Verizon test man has been quite busy.
I didn't recognize Christina Milian in that photo, yeah she still attractive, but not like the old Christina.
I think the scariest scenario would be one in which pictures of Jamie Foxx without his spackle-style makeup would surface. Dude has major, major acne scars.
Dumbass...yea we all get a little bored and curious as to what our goodies look like on camera but there is also this thing called the "delete" button once you're done being curious...apperently these whores have never heard of it..all I gotta say is I hope Mark Wahlberg and James Franco don't know how to use a delete button and I also hope they are hung like a horse,lol..so perverted I know
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For his own good i hope the Jlo ones are not real. she doesn't play...