Monday, May 11th 2009

This Is How It's Done

I proudly present Padma Lakshmi with the best dressed award at Saturday night's White Castle Correspondent's dinner. Or should I say, the breast undressed award. Padma saluted the President by practically baring her tittay knobs. That is definitely what this country needs more of: NIPPIES!

And I love that there were kids around to gaze at her skin pacifiers. But to quote Cassie: "NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE!" Well the truth is, that kid might not have seen a titty before. But he has now thanks to our bitch Padma!

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Wow, so inappropriate. It's not like Obama hasn't seen breasts before, and he has other things on his mind. Jeez, Padma. You know better than that; what must your mama be thinking when she saw this photo? Tacky, tacky, tacky. I wonder what Michelle was thinking if she met her. But remember when Fishsticks had a see through number on for one of "Shakespeare in Love" premieres? She's posing with Hilary Clinton in some white sparkly see-through slip thing.

I can't stand her. She pretends she cares about more than being naked.

Wow....that is mortifying. She had to have known that the dress was see-through. She needs to head to Bristols 6 stat and get herself some Nippies Natural. As gorgeous as she is, that is the last thing I would expect to see from her at the White House!

Submitted by suze on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:56am.

Anyone know the story about the scar on her right upper arm?

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no but i find it attractive

she's stunning she doesn't need to flash her boobs

I would have loved to see Michelle's face when this woman walked up to her hubby. And I would have loved to see how Obama managed to keep his eyes off her boobs. Totally inappropriate to wear to an event like that.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:50am.

def not appropiate for the white house, heck not appropiate to go anywhere but in the bedroom
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Totally agree with your statement.

This woman shows once again what a low class attention whore she truly is.

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I think we need to see if she has a tramp stamp an if so can we get a picture?

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I heard that she forgot to get dressed and came out in her nightie. I'm sure all the kids were ewwwwwed out.

The dress is actually pretty tame, compared to the one Marilyn Monroe wore, for her "Happy Birthday Mr. President" song at Madison Square Garden. The event was attended by 15,000 people and was a tribute to JFK on his 45th birthday.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:50am.
Watch out, Padma!

Michelle Obama don't play. And I doubt if she needs Secret Service to whoop a ho's ass!!!

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Took the words right out of my mouth! I would not be surprised if she wore that dress on purpose. My money would be on Michelle fo shO.

And the guy on her nipple is Tom Colicchio, owner of the craftsteak, 'wichcraft, etc. restaurants in NYC and her co-host on Top Chef. Love Tom!

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I can't stand this fake, goldigging attention whore, the fact that she knows nothing about food and tries to pass herself off as a chef is ridicuous.

Everytime I watch Top Chef and have to listen to this twat's nauseating voice, I just want to throw my newly sharpened Japanese knives at her. I wish Bravo would recognize the fake fuckery and fire her whore ass. She's an insult to chefs, models, goldiggers and nipple bearers.

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def not appropiate for the white house, heck not appropiate to go anywhere but in the bedroom

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She even has boring nipples...Overall she doesnt really impress me. Her scar is from surgery from a car accident injury, even that is boring...I want to hear shark attack or bombing or home invasion. She is just another model...Eh...

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:17am.

Uhhh, Ozzy and Sharon were not the first celebrities invited to the White House. Duh
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:22am.

Thanks.

Good story and good for her. I wish felt the same way about the 4 inch surgery scar above my left breast. I'm trying to, but think people react differently to different scars on different parts of the body.
It doesn't hurt that this chick is very attractive and thin either.

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Submitted by suze on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:56am.

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Anyone know the story about the scar on her right upper arm?

Bad choice of dress - no one wants to see the prez with an erection.

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Definitely NOT an appropriate dress for this dinner. However, I like boobies and this see through dress probably showed her hoo-hah also.

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Past celebrities at the White House in the 50s, 60s and 70s.

http://www.gmu.edu/library/specialcollections/celebs.html

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I don't think this chick is hot at all. Not to mention what a fucking pig she is wearing something like that to this event.

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Not sure how a reality host was invited to a WhiteHouse function...but if those twinks from Gossip Girl were..then why not?

Martha Stewart started all of this fuckery by showing up to a function at the Bush White House wearing a "pantsuit". Obviously Padma thought Martha was in pjs, and decided to take it up a notch.

Um, Padma, hello. That is gross. Grossly inappropriate. Ick! Nast. Please save the nightgown for occassions involving a bed. Thanks!

Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:47am.
Who's the man on Padma's boobie?
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Uhhh, Ozzy and Sharon were not the first celebrities invited to the White House. Duh

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Annoying, overrated, egotistical, gold digging skank.

And, she fakes knowing about cooking...she has a team of handlers that actually ghost write for her and do all the work. Trust me.

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Watch out, Padma!

Michelle Obama don't play. And I doubt if she needs Secret Service to whoop a ho's ass!!!

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What is so special about her, anyway? I don't think she's all that pretty at all. And she always has that cowface expression on. Like she's so sweet and innocent.

Yeah right.

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TACKY GOLD DIGGER. Don't tell me she ever was attracted to Salmon Rushdie...unless she has daddy issues.

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ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:11am.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:07am.
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Just checkin'.

*wink*

I woke up in a surprisingly good mood and I'm very distrustful of it right now.
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Well, I'm gonna go get some work done and see if I can't turn this shit around, myself cuz if this gets any worse I might lose some friends today...or family members, if I'm lucky;p

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I can see her titty in the dark! In the light, I can see almost EVERY nuance in her shape...it ain't right.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:07am.
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Just checkin'.

*wink*

I woke up in a surprisingly good mood and I'm very distrustful of it right now.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:04am.
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I will (had a great sleep and the coffee was especially good this morning).
I wore sheer black to a function before only to have my 'unmentionables' show in a pic when a flash was used; didn't consider (the effectiveness of) the flashbulbs when choosing my oufit.
Well anyways, that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:04am.

Anybody willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that the dress was only see-through with the flashes on the cameras going off?
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Umm...no. No benefits. Monday morning - not even 9 - and my family has already pissed me off...

HEEEEEEEEY! Remember when women used to wear SLIPS?!?...Like, back in the olden days before Princess Diana?

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Anybody willing to give her the benefit of the doubt that the dress was only see-through with the flashes on the cameras going off?

Or are we rolling mad bitch this morning?

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She looks great but that's some super trashy behaviour right there. That's some Sodom and Gommorah shit.

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Call me old-fashioned, but I think when you're meeting the President, your nipples shouldn't be on display. That's just vulgar and shows a lack of class. She is gorgeous and doesn't *have* to wear a see-through dress to get attention. She should save the nip salute for a more appropriate setting.

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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:46am.
Trashy. Nothing more to it.
And yes the Obama party and clan treat everything like its some 'celebrity' function. But that's what you get when you vote for someone who is ENDORSED by 'celebrities'. This election was nothing more then a 'celebrity' show, taking ALL emphasis off of why he was actually being voted into office. The last person I want in office is someone Hollyweird is pushing. The rest of America obviously felt different then I did.

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Hey idiot,
See my post below. This all started when YOUR rich white boy fraternity, you know, Georgie and Dickface, invited OZZY AND SHARON!
So STFU about stuff you don't understand.
And it's "felt differentLY THAN I did", not "different" and "then". God, I hate people who have no sense of grammar.

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This all started when Georgie boy invited Ozzy and Sharon to the White House, and they actually WENT. Now it's just a celeb fest. And you would think SOMEONE would have told her there might, just might, be a dress code. She's just a nasty ho.

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Tehehe....when I saw the pic I thought....hmmm...Eva Longoria lost weight!

Not.

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Who's the man on Padma's boobie?

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Trashy. Nothing more to it.
And yes the Obama party and clan treat everything like its some 'celebrity' function. But that's what you get when you vote for someone who is ENDORSED by 'celebrities'. This election was nothing more then a 'celebrity' show, taking ALL emphasis off of why he was actually being voted into office. The last person I want in office is someone Hollyweird is pushing. The rest of America obviously felt different then I did.

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That's Tom Browkaw walkng behind her, he could introduce our Mikey to Mah-Boo! When are Real Housewives of Hotlanta coming back????

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Tacky

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YAWN!!! MK, try and keep me awake this morning. k thanks.

Am's picture

SSDD. Next!!!

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