Heidi & Seal's Spears Themed Vow Ceremony
Every year, Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows, because they are full of love....and themselves....and money. So why not, I guess? Usually, they go down to Mexico, but because the pigs are coughing on everyone and giving them the shits, they opted not to. Instead they threw themselves a "white trash" themed party at a friend's beach house in Malibu. You know, because she's knocked up, so they thought it would be heeeee-larious. That is RACIST towards Brit Brit!!! And seriously, if they were going to do this shit, they should've done it right and hired Our Lady of Cheetos as their wedding coordinator.
I mean, Heidi Klum braided her hair, Seal wore a mullet wig, an Elvis impersonator presided over the ceremony and they decorated the joint with pink flamingos. What the fuck kind of white trash wedding is this?! Where's the screaming naked baby on the arm of the bride? Where's the possum on a barbie? Where's the PURPLE DRANK? Where's the mattress surfing? Where's the bouquet made out of Natty Ice cans? This is just a bunch of rich hos trying to do it Spears-style and failing!
Here's more pictures from this bunk ass affair including some of Debra Messing who I think got confused and thought it was a BLOODS themed wedding.
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I don't even get it. How stupid and condecending.
The IRONY here is that it's totally white trash to have a recommitment ceremony. Is your IQ so low you need reminding you are married? The ceremony says it all. No need for the cheap dress and mullet.
I can't stand either one of them, but if Heidi can stomach waking up to his fug face, good for her. But these two are fame whores just like the rest of them.
In other annoying news of rich people...Tori Spelling gets a new wedding ring EVERY YEAR? Now that's a bit much...
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And no, I wasn't trying to stereotype, janedoe; like angel_i said, from reading the article they mentioned them playing Mexican music and drinking Mexican beer...um, most "white trash" people if you will are all American and would NEVER do something like that. But whatever; I'm WAY too late to get into this...
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I don't know about White Trash since Seal seems to be dressed like a hillbilly, but Heidi looks like a ghetto/chav hybrid.
Either way I used to LOVE Heidi but now I don't know I just don't like her, and after that YouTube vid of Seal cussing out some pap, I definitely can't stand him. He seems like an asshole. He should be so lucky, seeing as how he hasn't had a hit since 1997. One Hit fucking Wonder.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:10am.
Sugaroo ~ Heidi is a pretentious b**tch and Seal reportedly is a major hose bag dick. That's why they get along so well.
Anyone else fed up with these 2 overrated idiots and their constant "look at us" publicity ops?
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Thank you! I used to like these two when they first got together and now they just annoy the ever living shit out of me. And Seal channeling Joe Dirt is making him fuglier than he already is! He also looks like he'd be one "ashy" mofo. Bet he uses lots of Lubriderm.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:36am.
I'm half kidding here, but where is the outrage from the white trash community?
They seem to be the only group that it's OK to mock.
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No one really identifies themselves as "white trash". If they are white trash, they have no idea they're white trash. Being white trash is not necessarily the same thing as being white and relatively poor either. I'd even say-- white trash with money? Far worse than poor white folk whether they are trashy or not. Same applies to all races as well.
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Ah yes, poor people are sooooo amusing...
Okay, that's pretty funny. Not pictured:
-a rusted out pickup with grass growing through the motor
-blue tarps in various states of deterioration
-tall-boy beers with the six-pack ring still on
-a guy who screams "Rock and Roll!" before pissing himself and passing out sunburned in his own vomit
-an old guy who thinks saggy moobs are no reason to keep a shirt on
FAIL!
It is very obvious that they have no real clue what white trash should look like, the worms in my dog's stool could have been more creative with the outfits and decor.
And there ain't shit white trash about THE KING, motherfuckers!
BIG difference between poor people and white trash! There are plenty of white trash folks who are neither white nor poor. White trash is more of a state of mind, crappy attitude, a certain sense of pride in ignorance. People with and people without money can have those.
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Wow I just love it when two filthy rich millionaires make fun of poor people. It's so sensitive.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:17am.
So - you came here to pick a fight? Inneresting.
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uhhh, how was that pickin a fight?
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Uhhh, how was it not?
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Boomsy...you are the only one that got Mexican outta a do rag,
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She got it out of the article - she used the do-rag as back up.
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Get over it...everyone needs to stop with the hurt feelings...you are what you are. This politically correct crap is what is wrong with this country.
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For a pair that isn't white trash (one isn't even white) this is a pretty funny piece of work. I hate theme weddings, but they're already married so it doesn't matter as much.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:17am.
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So - you came here to pick a fight? Inneresting.
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uhhh, how was that pickin a fight?
They look like they have fun - I like them.
I think they have been the victims of hate mail from "white trash" folks over the years and this was their way of saying "look: we still love each other! we can do whatever we want! and we choose to make fun of you!"
Besides, they were both raised by white parents (Seal was adopted as a little kid by a white family), so it is not to be taken personal against all white people (in case anyone was wondering).
That being said: that is NOT a good look for Seal...he will haunt my nightmares for many nights to come LOL!!!
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I don't really find Seal and Heidi offensive for this but just annoying in general, odd in that annoying-neighbor-you-probably-don't-want-to-live-nextdoor-to kind of way. With the costumes and constant lovey-dovey-ness.
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Yeah. This is so offensive. I suppose Jeff Foxworthy is gathering together an army of his fellow-wounded* at this very moment! Meanwhile, this is one of Brit-Brit's "learnin' daze" (read: homeschool!), so she's already read this post (daily news! current events!) and has busted out the family recipes, knowing* a real white trash ho can take care of herself.
*Everyone ever written about on Dlisted?
*Plus, she's all Christian, and stuff, so she forgives you! "Just like Jesus duz."
Dog the Bounty Hunter turned black!?!?! I knew he was trying to make amends for his N-word tyrade, but come on!
Braids are white trash? If anything, black people should be pissed too!
Give them a break, they are having fun, would it have been different if it were Halloween?
I don't see malace nore intent to insult anyone..
Wow I just love it when two filthy rich millionaires make fun of poor people. It's so sensitive.
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I thought they were trying to recreate that shit-tastic 80's TV version of Beauty and the Beast.
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I don't get the whole "renewing your vows" in the first place. If you love someone and had a marriage ceremony the first time isn't that enough? Why do you have to have a second ceremony? Is it just to say "Oh by the way I STILL love you."? I just find it very odd and a waste of money. Each to their own I suppose.
yeah i'm with you there Rufus.. it is kinda offensive. I dunno I think I am just tired of the hackneyed 'white trash party' concept. And it's over boiled cousin is the dreaded 'pimps n' hos' party. :Yawn:
I usually like this couple but her constant 'oh we are so in love' annoys me now. And it seems that couples that renew their vows early (and in their case often) tend to break up soon after. I mean, what are you proving? In their case I think they just do it b/c they like parties and can afford it.
But yeah, this concept is kind of lame. Maybe b/c i have met some really nice people who would be considered 'white trash' (not to be confused with racist red necks..) who some people would just turn up their nose at and socio economic snobbery is to be just as bad as racism. What is someone had a 'in the hood!' or 'ghetto' party? It would be just as wrong to me. Not funny in the least.
Sorry so long but it's a double standard.
The looks thing aside, Seal is an asshole who thinks he and Heidi are some type of royalty. He is rude to everyone and hateful in interviews, like he is so above it all.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I don't think they were emulating "poor" white trash...I think they were ripping on "rich" white trash (sorry, trash is trash, no matter how much money is involved)
I like Heidi and Seal...they seem to be having a good time with each other.
Seal may be a good man & all that, but I didnt think it was possible for him to get any uglier..Guess I was wrong.
seal must have the best tongue and peen on the planet...
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For some reason, I find this offensive. They should have relied on an ethnic stereotype from their country. For example, Heidi's German white trash wedding would have been more appropriate, and certainly more familiar to her.
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Fucking Seal must be packing some serious junk cuz that is one ugly mother fucker!
Submitted by Mittmah on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:15am.
At least someone is in fucking love. Fuck love...I'm in a shit marriage that I don't have the guts to get out of because I'm afraid of the "unknown"..yet it has to be better than this...
yeah that makes two of us...fuck love
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Why do they renew thier vows every year? What are they trying to prove???
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:31am.
they annoy the crap out of me too. renewing vows after what, 3 years? Puh-leeze.
They renew them EVERY year.
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I'm half kidding here, but where is the outrage from the white trash community?
They seem to be the only group that it's OK to mock.
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more of a Dr. Seuss theme IMO
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they annoy the crap out of me too. renewing vows after what, 3 years? Puh-leeze.
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I loooooove those two
They are an only h*wood couple that looks natural to me without all this cheap manufacturing ( insert Tommy Girl fam here)
Seal has very kind eyes , like when you look at someone and you can tell by their eyes ... He just seems very kind and sweet ..almost angelic
scars, height and mascularity aside he seems the kind person who u can trust to have ur back emotionally.. and I love Heidi shes awesome
Their kids are the cutest ...so whatever floats their boat
I love that theme and they both look very trailer park to me
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I can't even look at these two. Mainly because she is SO annoying. I'm not buying her fake. Seal needs to wear those cut-offs more often though.
Is that Seal, or Teen Wolf?
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Man, unless Seal intends to change his name to Sasquatch, he needs to NEVER wear his hair that way again.
I used tolike this two, I really did.
Now they are just fucking annoying, If you need to tell the world how much in love you are all the fucking time, you probably are not. Sorry I'm on the Bitchiest mood today. Fucking costumers. I need an open post early MK. PLEASE?
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At least someone is in fucking love. Fuck love...I'm in a shit marriage that I don't have the guts to get out of because I'm afraid of the "unknown"..yet it has to be better than this...
So if they're in love...more power to them I guess...
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Brit-Brit as wedding planner, I like it. She could have cleaned up this mess, for sure! And Daddy Spears could've fixed up a mess of his special mac-and-cheese, to earn his cut.
Heidi and Seal don't annoy me at all. They seem happy, stable, and well-grounded. Hanging out with them would do Britney a lot of good, in my opinion. And Britney would have aced this wedding, even with her face stuffed into a bag Of Cheetos.
Calling Britney! MK has discovered your true calling! Wedding coordinator! Get on it.
Sugaroo ~ Heidi is a pretentious b**tch and Seal reportedly is a major hose bag dick. That's why they get along so well.
Anyone else fed up with these 2 overrated idiots and their constant "look at us" publicity ops?
It is funny when rich people try to act 'poor'. They never get it right.
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Anybody ever watched "My Big Redneck Wedding"?
I love that show constant nuggets of joy. They did forget the camo and the confederate flag 'fo sho.
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