Monday, May 11th 2009

Bitch, Where Are Your Eyebrows?

Boy George must have had a glittery gay ole' fucking time in the chokey, because he busted out today with no damn eyebrows on his face! Get thee some brows, STAT! Give this ho a Sharpie! And if that's not possible, give his ass some black eyeliner and a lighter (a cholita back-up). The butt sex must have been hot shit, because it fried his brows right off. And the visual just singed my own brows.

The Daily Mail says Boy George was released from prison today after only serving 4-months of his 15-month sentence for chaining a trick to his radiator. Boy left the joint looking slimmer and healthier. Boy is built to wreak more havoc upon the world! Naw. Bitch better come down and focus on getting those eyebrows back. Boy should also stay away from radiators, chains, the internets and male Norwegian ass peddlers.

Posted by: Michael K


wow & wow...I used to think he was hot???please don't throw dildos at me for admitting that...my MIL is arriving today, so I need to go shoot myself in the head.

Snarkley's picture

Wonder if he has a large set of nalgas tattooed on his back?

parissucksliterally's picture

he was never attractive, but this is plain scary.

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Mother Superior's picture

Sweet Lord, he looks 10 years younger.

*must note to go to prison when 50*

Only 4 months? Mehh....talk about celebrity justice....

I don't think BG ever had eyebrows. He shaved them off in the 80's to do his magic make-up.
I celebrated hsi birthday at Beduin Bar in London a few years ago and he was eyebrow-bald back then too.

Deb's picture

My Lord, he looks positively BUTCH!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Jimmy Bocca's picture

WOW aging sucks ass! He looks like a mall santa clause on vaca. Horrid!

Nanners's picture

BG keeps blowing my mind with his new look. CRAZY!!

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I'm pinching yo nipples.

chefcammi's picture

he looks like a perverted priest..

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The C word's picture

He’s out…? Lock up your male escorts!

Oh wait.

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Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.

Stock Broker's picture

I thought that was "Joe the Plumber".

Boy G needs to dig out his old wigs and costumes and start panhandling for his "big" comeback.

I smell a book deal coming.

I imagine he's got mental issues and perhaps that hair pulling thing, that's where the brows went.

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Dick happens! - MK