Monday, May 11th 2009

Morning Wood

She had style, she had flair, she's a SLUT - Gawker

YES PLEASE - ICYDK

Papa Knowles would never stand for this and neither would the glittery gays of YouTube! - SOW

How to stay relevant: Nick Cannon and Eminem are both doing it wrong - Celebitchy

I guessed Steven Tyler - Socialite Life

WHORE PIT VIPER - I'm Not Obsessed

Glamberace is thinking: "Girl, I have that same bra in hot pink!" - Scandalist

Gordon Ramsay dropped 100 fucks in just 40 minutes. Yeah, that's it. Gordy needs to step up his fucks - Holy Moly!

Posted by: Michael K


haha that is one dumb girl! Its obvious that Adam is gay. I HATE Adam's voice, he is so annoying.

Ramsey is something special.

kiwikim's picture

I guarantee that by the time we're Fran's age, we'll be wishing we had more hot sex than we did. Judge now to your eternal regret later.

I recently posted a new profile at http://www.millionairechats.com which is a millionaire and hot girl dating club. I saw celebs' profile with pictures and blog there..By the ways, i've got many friends including celebrities there, believe me.

stake_spike's picture

Wasn't she married until 2000-something? She could still pull famous men? Go Fran (and she's like 50-something right?).

magnificent_G's picture

Huh, at 50 she's slept with 3 (supposedly) famous men, what a slut indeed...

Fran's twitter is almost all about her charity for cancer, but as soon as she posts a joke about her sex life, the hypocrites rise up.

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Submitted by ricki lake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:32pm.

Drinking tea while reading your post and thinking about washing my hair.

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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.

ricki lake's picture

I like Katherine Heigl too, Stoney. I think the hate is mostly just because MK bashes her a lot. Lord knows if he always posted how wonderful she is 90% of the hate would disappear. "ZOMG, she's so terrable cuz she smokes and says bad words!!!!" Riiiiight.

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I will never understand the hatred everyone has for Katherine Heigel. Have none of you seen 27 Dresses? LOL

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PS If anything, the only thing analagous to Twitter I think is Facebook's "Status Update" feature. That's basically what Twitter is, with a character limit. If people use it to keep in touch with friends, whatever. I just don't think every celebrity, corporation, government, and other entity needs to have one and blather on about it 24/7 to entice "the youth" or whatever.

ricki lake's picture

Lol, uh...rather than what are the differences, in what respect are they even similar?

The Open Post is a blog post where people have conversations at length. Twitter is a website for people to announce short little blurbs about how or what they're doing and for people to go check out who they want. Twitter is about as similar to the Open Post as MySpace is...not really at all. Are all forms of online communication the same? Hardly. That seems to be what you're implying.

And, again, I really don't care which ones people use. Like I said, I just get annoyed that everyone and their dog has to have one right now because it's "trendy" and shit. As in, I don't need to hear about Twitter 19 times for every commercial break when I watch TV. Watch Twitter fizzle out in a year or two like Friendster, then we'll see how ridiculously hyped this glorified text-messaging service is.

Ricki, you know I like you, but my question to you is, what is the diffference say in Twitter, vs the Open Post on here, where people discuss a variety of things going on in their daily lives?! I agree, I don't want to hear about everyone's Twitter acccts, nor Billy Bush, etc.

Twitter, at least you don't have to follow people you don't like or find amusing. The people I follow, I genuinely like knowing what they are doing, and I use it as an IM 4 my friends. Twitter can get annoying if u follow people like APULSK and Mayer, but if you follow some cool people it is fun and addicting.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Audrina's boob flops out of her dress in 5...4...3...2..1...
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!

Miss Thang's picture

Damn, I never imagined that Nick Cannon could be so goddamn retarded.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

ricki lake's picture

My annoyance with Twitter isn't so much individual users (although I would certainly question the assertion that the purpose of the site is not to let people know what you are doing, whether in the immediate or general sense). Rather, I am fucking annoyed of hearing or reading the damn word 432,243,543,543 times every time I watch TV or get on the Internet. As if anybody really wants to log on Access Hollywood's Twitter account to see what Billy Bush thinks about the Octomom's newest sundress or see the newest deals on Kraft products and shit. Ugh.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:09pm.
@devilgirl: Your love for twitter knows no bounds!
I can dig it.
I am on twitter! Did you know?!? LOL!
Because of you!

PS. Yeah, I know it gets bashed a bit in here - I just like picking on ricki:)

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Hahaha! Yeah, Grapedrinkbaby (who started me on Twitter) and I get pretty defensive over Twitter! We are crusaders for the cause!

I didn't know you are on Twitter! Good for you! I knew you'd come around! ; )

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

angel_i's picture

@devilgirl: Your love for twitter knows no bounds!
I can dig it.
I am on twitter! Did you know?!? LOL!
Because of you!

PS. Yeah, I know it gets bashed a bit in here - I just like picking on ricki:)

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Katt's picture

Nick Cannon needs to STFU and quit pulling the race card. He looks like a pussy bitch: crying on his fucking Twitter and then not having the balls to leave it posted.
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justice's picture

Fran is hot, always was and always will be. I will willing become a notch on her overly notched belt.

As for Nicholas Cannon.. you're spending far, far too much time online. With Mariah as your wife and the wealth of porn and gambling online, why would you spend a single moment on Twitter?! Even worse, why on earth give more coverage to someone you aren't particularly happy with?

--thanks awfully--

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:23am.

Haha!

Ricki isn't the only one to comment on Twitter, so I am not offended by him, just in general. I don't bash people who do Facebook and other networking sites. If people would maybe get past that it's the celebs who ruin Twitter (not all but the ones like Moore and Kutcher) they would see it isn't any different from posting stuff on here in the Open Post about what is going on in your life, it just uses up less space, which can be GREAT!

See how long my post is here. Never happen on Twitter! : )

EDIT- That wasn't meant to mean I am offended by Ricki Lake in general. I am just annoyed that people in general bash on Twitter.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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how many pages are in that book nannie fine is speaking of? i'll reserve my judgement until then...
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:26am.

Wait, wait...I can't click links, so what is this and where is it said that sleeping with 3 men makes you a slut?

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MK said that! The noive!

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Eminem is such a punk
Talks big and when someone confronts him in person, he goes and hides at home for a couple years
When he feels safe again, he shoots his mouth off again and the cycle starts over

I think a 12yo girl scout would probably give him a world class ass beatin
Make him run home crying

M.E.'s picture

Wait, wait...I can't click links, so what is this and where is it said that sleeping with 3 men makes you a slut?

angel_i's picture

So, if sleeping with 3 men makes you a slut - what the FUCK does that make me?!? Don't tell me, I'm askeered:(

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angel_i's picture

@devilgirl:

Every time ricki lake talks - a demon gets it's wings.

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Oh, Nick... you used to almost have a career. What happened to you?

If you you don't like Twitter, don't worry about those of us morons who do. Jesus, it isn't to tell everyone what you are doing necessarily, it is a way to communicate with your friends in 140 characters or less, which beats a stupid long ass email full of stupid shit all to hell.

Tweet tweet tweet!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Lavadama's picture

OH PLEASE NICK CANNON!

I know you're supposed to defend your wife and everything, but leave the racism out of it. It's not racism, dipshit, it's called MOMMMY ISSUES. Which eminem has in abundance.

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Hysteria's picture

Fran slept with 85 guys in 3 days?! man, i thought i was a slut

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AttentionWhore's picture

I wish Gordon Ramsay would drop 100 fucks on me!!
..did I say that out loud?
Oh, behave!

TheBreakdown's picture

I am fighting not to get Twitter and Facebook. As it is MySpace and Dlisted are occupying enough of my time, and do you sluts really want to know when I have a bowel movement or who I am trysting with?!

Hell to the naw!!!

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ricki lake's picture

Lol, no, alas. But be assured that once we do, YOU WON'T BE READING ABOUT IT ON TWITTER!!!! lol

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Off topic, I just saw the video of Amy's "comeback". It was bad, but her voice is still amazing, Who knew?
It looked to me like the sound was bad, of course she forgot the lyrics, this is wino we are talking about, it wasn't as bad as I expected it to be.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

EastEndGirl's picture

ricki,

I take it you and Donkey Punched did NOT get together this weekend?

Tweet, Twit, Twat.

Go ricki, Go ricki, Go Go GO ricki!

ricki lake's picture

Ugh. I swear to God, if I hear the words "Twitter" or "tweet" one more fucking time, I will start climbing water towers and taking people out. Everyone and their dog has an account these days, and they pathetically don't realize that nobody gives a shit about their boring, inane lives. Ashton Kutcher is one of the most followed, if that shows you what kind of douchey-ass people use that piece of shit site. No, I don't care if my fave reality show contestants are Twittering live during season finales, no, I don't fucking care if Barack Obama wants to start getting on and letting us know what he eats for lunch, and there is nothing worse now than old people using the terms 'Twitter' and 'tweet' incorrectly simply because it is 'hip' right now and a 'buzz word.' Fucking barf. Here's a message in less than 140 characters: Go fucking fuck yourselves, you narcissistic tools. Fin.

EvilShoe's picture

From a research article:

About 60% of Twitter users quit after their first month...

I know I was quickly bored with Twitter.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:03am.
Hope you don't see any men you have slept with!

I will let you know. If it's not LA Mag, it might be Confidential.... Just becuz I'm obsessive, I plan to check this out. (Fran's prolly getting a kickback from the publisher.)

No, I think Dodjers have been badly wounded.... The new cleanup guy tries to win the game every time he bats.

Twitter is cool. End of.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Twitter is stupid. End of.

harlee25's picture

Michael K, WHY are you keeping up with Fran Drescher's Twitter?!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 9:57am.

Hope you don't see any men you have slept with!

(You know I am only joking, don't hate me Sheeps! Go Dodgers!)

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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I will not hold my breath to see B take 2 years off. No way in hell that is happening. She is a workaholic.

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suze's picture

Steven Tyler.

BWAHAHAHA

(I would so do the bodyguard)

Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.

DonkeyPunched's picture

Beyonce taking 2 years off?

Please tha bitch is going to be in every magazine and relasing "special music"

Mrs. F.'s picture

it could have been worse... it could have been 85 men by page 3... Go Fran!!!

*off to read LA Mag in checkout line* Sounds like she likes to kiss & tell, too.

TheBreakdown's picture

Fran is a hot slut and she should have slept with more!!!

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http://www.myspace.com/triston